The try harder if ye want a second joke thread thread.

As an Aer Lingus flight approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:

PILOT - Bejaysus will ya look how feckin’ short that runway is?

CO-PILOT - Yer not feckin’ kiddin, Paddy!

PILOT - This is gonna be one o' the trickiest landings ever,
Seamus!

CO-PILOT - Yer not feckin’ kiddin, Paddy!!
...

PILOT - Right, Seamus, when I say 'go' put the engine in
reverse!!

CO-PILOT - Right, I'll do that!!

PILOT - And then ya put the flaps down!!

CO-PILOT - Right, I'll do that too!!

PILOT - An then stamp on the brakes as hard as ya can and pray ta
the Holy Mother a God!!!

CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit the brakes as hard as I can.

So, as the wheels hit the ground, Seamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched , the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers,
and, not least of all, Paddy and Seamus, the aircraft came to stop
but a few meters from the edge of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Seamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Seamus, "That has got ta be the shortist feckin’ runway in the world!"

Seamus replied, "Yes, but did ya see how feckin’ wide it is"