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The try harder if ye want a second joke thread thread.

jaysusake · 2010-11-26 20:26:10

I love jokes but im a disaster at telling them and remembering them, hence why I cant think of one at the minute! Anyone else with a half decent memory that remembers a joke get it started... Mod note. Do not quote really long posts. Its a fcuking pain to read.

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#9782 14-06-2017 05:23PM

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D0NNELLY wrote: »

Would have been better with paddy English, paddy Chinese and paddy Italian

Heard that joke years ago, the punch line was Paddy Irishman made his own sandwiches every morning. Our sense of humour is very self debrecating let's keep it that way.

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#9783 14-06-2017 06:13PM

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Diane Abbott has just announced she has type 4367 diabetes.

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#9784 14-06-2017 06:15PM

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frag420 wrote: »

But thats wacist...said Paddy ChinaMan!!

Sounds like Mr Field

Mr Paddy Field

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#9785 15-06-2017 04:32PM

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I asked my girlfriend if she would consider masturbating with fruit.

She went fúcking bananas.

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#9786 15-06-2017 05:02PM

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Paddy and Murphy, come across a girl who's bike has a flat tyre.
Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
A few mins later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike.
"What the feck happened"? asks Murphy.
"Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her ****in knickers off, lies on the ground and says, take what you want big boy! "So I took the bike.''
"Good on ye'' says Murphy, ''I'm sure the ****in knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway"

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#9787 15-06-2017 05:11PM

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Q: Why did the mod close the thread?

A: To get to the other side!

(10k post limit stuff, bla bla bla)

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