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The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭ everlast75


    Just discovered why the Bee Gees are afraid of horses!!


    Apparently the gee gee's give the Bee Gee's the heebeegeebees!!!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    Recreate the innocent childhood fun of playing Buckeroo by taking turns placing small household objects on top of your sleeping cat.



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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 71,447 Mod ✭✭✭✭ New Home




  • Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭ everlast75


    Every year seems like a repeat tbh these days 😁

    Happy new year regardless...



  • Registered Users Posts: 54,060 ✭✭✭✭ FrancieBrady




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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,053 ✭✭✭✭ Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    My parents sent me to a child psychologist when I was younger, but it was a waste of time. Children are not good at psychology...



  • Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭ IrishLad90


    If you look at this thread Upside down you would really see it from another angle ...


    (Late night Comedic genius here 🙈)



  • Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭ everlast75


    I just met the head of the Indian Maffia.


    Poppa Don



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



  • Registered Users Posts: 18,485 ✭✭✭✭ Strumms


    Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym, he introduced it to the staff by saying… “it’s a little fit bunny”

    what do you call a fat psychic ? a four chin teller



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭ Heighway61


    I was having breakfast in my favourite French restaurant. I said to the waiter why only one egg, I ordered two? He said, in France one egg is un eouf.



  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 41,818 Mod ✭✭✭✭ magicbastarder


    i think i might have seen it on boards at one point;


    i've started using the word 'mucho' in conversation with my spanish friends. it means a lot to them.



  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 31,043 Mod ✭✭✭✭ dolanbaker




  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 31,043 Mod ✭✭✭✭ dolanbaker


    We're clutching at straws now 😉



  • Registered Users Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭ everlast75




  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 41,818 Mod ✭✭✭✭ magicbastarder


    you'd barley call that a joke to be fair.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,527 ✭✭✭ BENDYBINN


    The combine was a serial killer.......



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