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The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭ Gant21


    Post



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  • Registered Users Posts: 150 ✭✭ Fallout2022


    Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing...



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    Doctor: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party!

    Patient: But my birthday's not till next month

    Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    Much of Scotland and Wales is without power.. Now .......over to the weather news!



  • Registered Users Posts: 744 ✭✭✭ hawley


    Did you ever see a pig's cheek with two eyes?

    You'd see it with your own two eyes.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    A man is on a train running down the carriage. "Is there a priest on this train, It's an emergency". "Is there an Anglican vicar, anybody"? "Is there a Rabbi on board, please it's an emergency".

    "Excuse me i'm an Iman".

    "Oh you're no good ...


    ... we need a corkscrew".



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  • Registered Users Posts: 744 ✭✭✭ hawley


    What stands on one leg and has its' heart in its' head?


    A head of cabbage.



  • Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭ Gant21


    This is a joke.



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    I was chatting up an amoeba in the pub. She must have been keen as I had her undivided attention.



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