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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,579 ✭✭✭ Heighway61

    For years I suffered from Frachtiphobia but I have finally managed to get over it.

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  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 31,703 Mod ✭✭✭✭ dolanbaker

  • Registered Users Posts: 18,144 ✭✭✭✭ The Princess Bride

    I made a support for my hernia out of Kleenex but I'm not so sure that it'll help, because I've got truss tissues.

  • Registered Users Posts: 21,559 ✭✭✭✭ Esel

    When the doctor was checking my prostate, he told me it was normal to get an erection. I said "I don't have an erection", he said "Not you, me". 😯

    Not your ornery onager

  • Registered Users Posts: 4,831 ✭✭✭ RobMc59

    What car does a Jedi drive?

    A ToYoda..

  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop

    I saw a man going to great efforts to feed a baby dolphin.

    I asked him what he was doing.

    He said "I'm trying to serve a porpoise!"

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,876 ✭✭✭ Archeron

    A skeleton walks into a bar. Barman looks at him and says "what can I get you"

    Skeleton says, "Can I have a pint of Carlsberg and a mop"

  • Registered Users Posts: 18,070 ✭✭✭✭ fryup

    A mechanic dies on his fiftieth birthday, and is met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter who say "Congratulations"

    "Congratulations for what?" Says the mechanic,

    totally amazed at the man's modesty saint Peter replies...

    I'll have you know that we're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old, God himself wants to see you!"

    The mechanic is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open.

    When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says.

    "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be fifty."

    "But that's simply not possible." Says Saint Peter.

    "We've added up all your time sheets!" 😋

  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 44,494 CMod ✭✭✭✭ magicbastarder

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