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Immaculate Pasta · 18-01-2012 09:23PM

A great one popped up today

R.I.P (Your Name)........................If You Would Attend The Funeral Like This Status, If You Would Cry Or Miss Me Comment A Heart, If You Read This And Thought I Actually Died Put. Frownie Face Repost This And See How Many People Would Care

:rolleyes:

CMpunked · 18-01-2012 11:49PM

Seen this earlier on.. Gah.

blatantrereg · 19-01-2012 12:05AM

CMpunked wrote: »

Seen this earlier on.. Gah.

It's a warning against phishing for people who dont really know what phishing is - by someone who doesnt really know what it is.

The advice is kinda good tbh. It is a bit retarded alright - but as soon as you start trying to explain what is actually happening, technophobia will kick in for a lot of people, and they'll close their ears kinda. Actually better off just saying "do not press! Press - bad!" really.

CMpunked · 19-01-2012 12:55AM

blatantrereg wrote: »

It's a warning against phishing for people who dont really know what phishing is - by someone who doesnt really know what it is.

The advice is kinda good tbh. It is a bit retarded alright - but as soon as you start trying to explain what is actually happening, technophobia will kick in for a lot of people, and they'll close their ears kinda. Actually better off just saying "do not press! Press - bad!" really.

Woops, posted the wrong one.

The one i did have (and will now find again) was one that was similar to "Remember, Facebook has hackers, if you cant see this post, you have more than likely been hacked. Change your password"

admiralofthefleet · 19-01-2012 05:14PM

a bloke i know just posted this:

'just finished cleaning the kitchen'

tool

later12 · 19-01-2012 05:44PM

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

He seems to know absolutely nothing about Thatcher beyond the usual (understandable) blind hatred towards her. He thinks "The Iron Lady" and "Downfall" are 'the exact same film' because they're about 'bad' people.

One of them was responsible for the mass murder of Jews, romani, homosexuals, disabled, Ethnic Poles, Soviet POWs, etcetera. I'm not sure breaking the power of the trade unions, waging the Falklands war and privatising industry etc is a valid comparison somehow.

Some other guy chimed in about the highlight of the film "is that she dies at the end...ONE HUNDRED TIMES:)". Despite the fact that she isn't dead. And his blind idiocy shows he has the intelligence of a teaspoon.

And then the original guy suggests "we must devote all of our time to creating a film that consists of margaret tatcher [sic] getting killed over and over again". To me, that sounds like a really crude propaganda piece that could be used by a repressive government. Sounds ironically Hitlerian.

Never mind the fact that we may be feeling the ultimate effects of Thatcher's de-regulation of the UK financial services sector. Not in any way relevant, no?

Why are you even friends with these people?

No offence but talking about them in this way, you sound like a horrible, horrible friend

anndub · 19-01-2012 05:49PM

"HIT LIKE!!!! IF YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM..... THEN PUT THIS AS YOUR STATUS TO SEE WHO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS ARE................."

469 friends and only 7 likes. Harsh

Sindri · 19-01-2012 05:54PM

I just joined Facebook and this was one of my statuses.

What's on your mind? A hat.

Martyn1989 · 19-01-2012 05:57PM

Sindri wrote: »

I just joined Facebook and this was one of my statuses.

What's on your mind? A hat.

hilarious! can I add you? :P

Sindri · 19-01-2012 07:48PM

Martyn1989 wrote: »

hilarious! can I add you? :P

Yeah defo.

newbee22 · 19-01-2012 10:20PM

Someone on my friends list is constantly checking in 'At bed xxxxxxxxxxxxx' and tags her boyfriend too :eek:

later12 · 19-01-2012 10:37PM

newbee22 wrote: »

Someone on my friends list is constantly checking in 'At bed xxxxxxxxxxxxx' and tags her boyfriend too :eek:

If that doesn't merit a Pics or GTFO response I dunno what does.

Captain_Generic · 19-01-2012 10:39PM

later10 wrote: »

If that doesn't merit a Pics or GTFO response I dunno what does.

A kitten fighting an otter?

missbelle · 19-01-2012 10:56PM

newbee22 wrote: »

Someone on my friends list is constantly checking in 'At bed xxxxxxxxxxxxx' and tags her boyfriend too :eek:

obviously not much happening in the bed if she's on Facebook

later12 · 19-01-2012 10:57PM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

A kitten fighting an otter?

Why would anyone fight a kitty?

That doesn't call for pics. That calls for otters to take a good hard look at their rude boi behaviour, maybe some anger management.

circos · 19-01-2012 11:00PM

seen this recently (not on my Facebook).

you'd think they'd of invented an easier way...

http://i.imgur.com/kLf1p.jpg

Captain_Generic · 19-01-2012 11:03PM

later10 wrote: »

Why would anyone fight a kitty?

That doesn't call for pics. That calls for otters to take a good hard look at their rude boi behaviour, maybe some anger management.

The kitten was the instigator due to deep-seated self esteem issues

GreenWolfe · 19-01-2012 11:05PM

later10 wrote: »

Why are you even friends with these people?

No offence but talking about them in this way, you sound like a horrible, horrible friend

Facebook friend, yes. Barely acquaintances IRL. Hid the guy from my news feed after that anyways.

mfceiling · 19-01-2012 11:08PM

This child will get an operation for free if they get 100,000 shares.....no it won't...fcuk off and die

Sindri · 19-01-2012 11:10PM

mfceiling wrote: »

This child will get an operation for free if they get 100,000 shares.....no it won't...fcuk off and die

Marry me?

marcbrophy · 19-01-2012 11:18PM

circos wrote: »

seen this recently (not on my Facebook).

you'd think they'd of invented an easier way...

http://i.imgur.com/kLf1p.jpg

Sweet Jesus!! :pac:

Paddy Cow · 20-01-2012 08:15PM

circos wrote: »

seen this recently (not on my Facebook).

you'd think they'd of invented an easier way...

http://i.imgur.com/kLf1p.jpg

Could they not have just phoned each other? :rolleyes:

keith16 · 20-01-2012 08:58PM

mfceiling wrote: »

This child will get an operation for free if they get 100,000 shares.....no it won't...fcuk off and die

What is it with all these statuses and "hackers will burn down your wall and punch your profile picture if u don't like this"?

It's like I've got my yahoo email account back!!

mfceiling · 20-01-2012 11:33PM

Sindri wrote: »

Marry me?

Taken:o

Girl from home who posts a minimum 10 times a day

One example - it's time this princess went to bed to dream of her prince charming

She's single and 35......

Voodoomelon · 20-01-2012 11:48PM

face1990 wrote: »

Another from that couple I posted earlier:
You know when you're out with a couple who are getting a bit too intimate and making everyone else a bit uncomfortable? In this case 'everyone else' is the entirety of their friends and family.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1445lon.jpg

Never stop posting this gold.

Mars Bar · 21-01-2012 12:54AM

Oh oh.
Some old-ish guy on my facebook is after liking a french porn video.

Martyn1989 · 22-01-2012 09:34PM

I don't even know what to say about this.

"It saddens me and makes me sick when I see someone on my friend's list playing COD games all the ****ing time!!! My nephews don't play anything but those games all the time and when they're near a computer they look at videos of people playing said game. They haven't even completed the campaigns, just multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer!!!. They're failing exams in school, never read books and have no interest in anything but that poxy game!! To anyone that addicted to the Call of Duty games, GET SOME SENSE AND PLAY A BETTER ****ING GAME, THEY RELEASE THE SAME ****E EVERY YEAR!!!"

Professey Chin · 22-01-2012 09:35PM

Martyn1989 wrote: »

I don't even know what to say about this.

"It saddens me and makes me sick when I see someone on my friend's list playing COD games all the ****ing time!!! My nephews don't play anything but those games all the time and when they're near a computer they look at videos of people playing said game. They haven't even completed the campaigns, just multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer!!!. They're failing exams in school, never read books and have no interest in anything but that poxy game!! To anyone that addicted to the Call of Duty games, GET SOME SENSE AND PLAY A BETTER ****ING GAME, THEY RELEASE THE SAME ****E EVERY YEAR!!!"

I call it a valid point. Call of Duty is sh!t

Martyn1989 · 22-01-2012 09:41PM

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

I call it a valid point. Call of Duty is sh!t

I don't play games, I thought he was saddened and sickened by todays youth not getting out and interacting as much as they used to, but no, hes just pissed off they dont play skyrim

IvyTheTerrible · 23-01-2012 12:14PM

A contact of mine posted a spoof status about the government selling Longford to pay of the National Debt. One of his contacts then got all indignant (thinking it was real) and saying that that is what is wrong with Irish people, we just sit back and let things happen.... :rolleyes:

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