Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

admiralofthefleet

Jaafa wrote: »

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

no you didnt

Toyota_Avensis

''so bored, nuthin to do'' - fúck off, shower of cúnts

For Forks Sake

http://whitewhine.com

Wolfe Tone

"I cant wait to see the royal wedding, I bought a commemorative tea towel online!"

df1985

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

brummytom

Any status that says,

'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off

Aoifey!

I'm just picking the dumbest today for this.

"aghh exams!plz god let me do rli wel"

But the first comment made me smile - "Lets hope it's not an English exam"

RichieC

I've seen folks close to posting fking doctors notes as to why they might not be on the next day... then... holeymoley.. there they are the next day.

get the **** off my internet, like.

For Forks Sake

df1985 wrote: »

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

" X is now Mayor of 'My Bedroom'"

What. The. Fock?

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

Any status that says,

'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off

yeah that wrecks my head. i used to have a friend that said 'good morning facebook' and 'good night facebook' every day. she was quickly deleted

abouttobebanned

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Goldenegg

(insert name) .

"." means what exactly you boring knob!

RichieC

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

good god...

BickNarry

Not a week goes by without this happening..........

abouttobebanned

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.

RichieC

rarnes1 wrote: »

Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.

Or they're a pair of twats... either way there's suffering.

dx22

BickNarry wrote: »

Not a week goes by without this happening..........

That should be in the 'most disgusting thing you have ever seen' thread not this one!

El Weirdo

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

Aishae

worst is any status done in text speak or whatever it is teenagers call it these days

best was one i saw on a friends status the other day 'me and ash just broke our bed'
very 'my super ex-girlfriend' - but its gas cos i know it happened and **** like that happens to poor M all the time

mfceiling

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

CD.

a girl that was in my secondry school would apparently talk to her sister on Facebook through posts, while they were in the same house. like full on personal conversations with the occasional will you get me water/food.

wtf?

ziedth

I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

the queen of this though heard that Peter Steele died a good three months after he passed away and put up at least 5 status updates a day of varying messages of how she misses him and his songs I promptly deleted her but the lads tell me that she still does it from time to time.

Jaafa

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no you didnt

So your the stalker?

For Forks Sake

mfceiling wrote: »

I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

I have seen instances of married couples sharing the one Fb profile as well. Which is pretty damn pathetic.

Savage Tyrant

I f'in HATE those status updates along the lines of...

Repost this if you have a Nanny in heaven... If you have a child and you are the greatest mummy... If you have the best daddy who was always there.... If you have a brilliant sister who is also your best friend... Repost this if you know someone who is passed away but is looking down on you

Seriously. F*CK OFF!!

m@cc@

What is weird is how I subconsciously judge people who use the word 'dumbest'. Anyway, continue......

(insert name)

df1985 wrote: »

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

yeah, with yore ma

abouttobebanned

El Weirdo wrote: »

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

I'm one of these people who can't bare the thought of people hating me. It's a serious condition. If I deselect them im basically telling them that I think they're annoying twats. They are, but I wouldn't say it to their faces and there are worse people out there.

admiralofthefleet

Jaafa wrote: »

So your the stalker?

yes. look out at the bush at the front of your house.

abouttobebanned

I also hate the crap like:

"I know my real friends will repost this...April is autism month...bla bla..."

It is? Should I get my autistic cousin a card and a gift voucher? Cause a fcukin Facebook status ain't gonna help him.

"today is sisters day"

No it fcuking isn't.

Aoifey!

ziedth wrote: »

I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

Those ones are by far the worst.

For Forks Sake

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

El Weirdo

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I'm one of these people who can't bare the thought of people hating me. It's a serious condition. If I deselect them im basically telling them that I think they're annoying twats. They are, but I wouldn't say it to their faces and there are worse people out there.

Would you not at least block them from appearing in your news feed then?

AhSureTisGrand

Dragons have a bad enough rep as it is...

"PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone or
are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons.
Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't
know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy
and paste this, because they have already been eaten by
dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed
with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome,
and will re-post this."

Aoifey!

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

And then if someone asked what's wrong they get a "I don't wanna talk about it". Then WHY did you put it on Facebook?!

Aishae

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

and the sh^t behind it is ridiculous - its not necessarily stupid stuff but calling it 'cruel life' 'harsh life' life sucks...' etc - that... give me a break.... id be willing to bet most of them havent a clue what really harsh is.

Wolflikeme

El Weirdo wrote: »

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

I suspect they're not real friends. Your real friends, you text, call and email regularly. Facebook is for those you've met who might deem you relevant, but at the end of the day, you're totally irrelevant to each other. Especially when you meet them once, and don't see them again for 6 months*.


*Not that I would request a 'friendship' after a one off meeting, but I still get requests!! Mental.

I have about twenty-something FB friends and I intend to keep it that way - BECAUSE THEY'RE MY ACTUAL FCUKING FRIENDS!

Jaafa

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

yes. look out at the bush at the front of your house.

I always thought that bush was a little shifty.

Corruptedmorals

'had such a bad day today. found out who my real friends are' Followed by the usual comments 'aww what's up hun? 'ahh what happened?' and then the person comes back and says 'ah can't say on facebook go on chat'. PFFT keep your attention seeking crap off your status then!

'lukn 4wrd 2 d wkwnd wiv me girlos' Girlos is the worst word ever.

'going to bed, nite!'/'ahh cant believe its raining'/'so annoyed my free texts are gone'/'gutted I have to go to work today'- get very annoying very fast, nobody cares!

I've only hidden one person, most of the rest have entertainment value.

Oh I forgot 'FML' **** my life. Makes me angry seeing that.

For Forks Sake

Aishae wrote: »

and the sh^t behind it is ridiculous - its not necessarily stupid stuff but calling it 'cruel life' 'harsh life' life sucks...' etc - that... give me a break.... id be willing to bet most of them havent a clue what really harsh is.

FML assclowns

abouttobebanned

El Weirdo wrote: »

Would you not at least block them from appearing in your news feed then?

I can do that without defriending them? Superb.

El Weirdo

Wolflikeme wrote: »

I suspect they're not real friends. Your real friends, you text, call and email regularly. Facebook is for those you've met who might deem you relevant, but at the end of the day, you're totally irrelevant to each other. Especially when you meet them once, and don't see them again for 6 months*.


*Not that I would request a 'friendship' after a one off meeting, but I still get requests!! Mental.

I have about twenty-something FB friends and I intend to keep it that way - BECAUSE THEY'RE MY ACTUAL FCUKING FRIENDS!

Exactly.

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I can do that without defriending them? Superb.

Yes. Just click on the X next to whatever banal status update appears in your feed. It makes Facebook a far more enjoyable experience.

Ms. Captain M

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I also hate the crap like:

"I know my real friends will repost this...April is autism month...bla bla..."

It is? Should I get my autistic cousin a card and a gift voucher? Cause a fcukin Facebook status ain't gonna help him.

"today is sisters day"

No it fcuking isn't.

And the hearts. For **** sake don't forget the hearts

abouttobebanned

Oh...apparently this week is brothers week...so you know...do whatever...

LizT

Have one friend who constantly puts up things like
"Today I learned who my real friends are"
"Why are people spreading untrue rumours about me, mind your own business" etc...
Then when people comment asking what's wrong she replies "I don't want to talk about it over facebook" WTF???

xoxyx

I have a friend on FB who chats on his Wall to his missus. "How are you getting on sweetie". "Oh, I just went to the shops - got some milk". "That's great. Love you darling XXX". "Oh, you're so funny. XXX".

(They actually write in txt spk, but I can't bring myself to transcribe their actual conversations.)

Now, come on. Is there any reason why you're publishing your conversations as opposed to sending a text, making a call or, even, if FB is the only way you can make contact, sending a goddamn private message.

Makes my skin crawl a little bit for some reason. I went onto that page twice: once when we first became friends; and, once again out of morbid curiosity. As soon as my job permits me to remove this person as a friend, I will do so with relish (and coleslaw).

Honestly - it's creepy!!

neveah

The attention seeking ones are by far the worst - one friend had 'I'm thinking about deactivating facebook, I'm so sick of it' - well why the hell are you posting on it then?? We don't f**king care! Just delete your profile then, stop looking for people to beg you not to! :rolleyes:

This is pretty funny though:

Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone, then do still copy this. It's important to spread the message even if no one knows anything about anyone. Oh, and the hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥ For Christ's sake, don't forget the fe****g hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥

abouttobebanned

Oh and how could I forget the idiots who need to tell everyone when they're going to the gym...or going for a run...

AhSureTisGrand

The ones who post My Chemical Romance lyrics

HoneyRyder

This week I saw a girl post an oddly jovial 'RIP Grandad!' sandwiched between 'I love penis om nom nom' and 'OMG ur fkng dead 4 that frape!'

The RIP Grandad post was 'liked' by 17 people and my friends list is subsequently under review