I found a Safe.

Gee_G

MomijiHime wrote: »

I'm just replying on this so I can get updates to find out what's in it. I bet it's something stupid

Ya could have just clicked on the "follow" button either

Sadderday

I'm so into this it's unreal

lkionm

D wrote: »

*reads thread*
Ponders why there is no lock-picking forum.

Maybe it's Boards way of getting subscriptions, to find out what is in the box gets put in a secret forum.

Sadderday

I reckon this is someone in boards' idea to drumm up traffic on the site..,..... it could go global ya never know

DeVore

Jimmy Hoffa.

Rented Mule

2ndcoming wrote: »

If I was dying of cancer I'd leave as many little pranks like that behind me as possible.

I had a friend who always joked that he would do something like that on his death bed. Sit up and look at one of his children and say 'you get the money and keep it for yourself' and then fall back dead in his bed.

He had nine kids, so it would have planted a seed of distrust in a few of them.

He died suddenly of a heart attack, so he never fulfilled his wish. I would have loved for him to have pulled it off being the only other one in on the joke.

the_syco

I'm guessing it's full of drugs or money. Young man owns a house and a floor safe in the shed? It sure isn't anything legal!

jinkybhoy

Right I've got a solution

We hold a seance in the room with the safe - we call on the spirit of gentle johnny

http://www.safeandvaultstore.com/blog/safes/heard-gentle-johnny/

then using some form of witchcraft - not my area of expertise - we make his spirit into human form and instruct him to open the safe.

What could go wrong?

Sadderday

just for the record...... while we are waiting,,,,,,,,,

I think O.J Simpson did it

the culture of deference

Tucker688 wrote: »

Maybe we might find your hilarious sense of humour in the safe, You have seemed to have lost it

Let me guess 29 posts, you are re reg having been banned for being a **** already

Is that funny??????

Conchir

A full day at school, and still no news :O

Sadderday

Conchir wrote: »

A full day at school, and still no news :O

Not yet anyway, yer man is taking the mick

jinkybhoy

the culture of deference wrote: »

Let me guess 29 posts, you are re reg having been banned for being a **** already

Is that funny??????

Lads stop fighting - I'm seriously beginning to think that this safe is evil - look at what's it's doing to us!!!

Tucker688

Nope, just think the mention of porn and condoms in a safe is pretty ridicolous and absolutely hilarious

Sadderday

someone seduce the OP somewhere and we can get crackin

NeVeR

be cool if then opened there was a Key inside.. not the Key to the safe.. but the key to something... people on here would go mental wanting to know WHAT THE KEY IS FOR AHHHHHHHH ..

Sadderday

NeVeR wrote: »

be cool if then opened there was a Key inside.. not the Key to the safe.. but the key to something... people on here would go mental wanting to know WHAT THE KEY IS FOR AHHHHHHHH ..

key to my heart

Sadderday

key to my vagine

Boscoirl

It could be Pirate treasure!

OP check google maps and see if there is an X markd over your house

AskMyChocolate

Son0vagun wrote: »

Considering the previous owner died after a long battle with cancer I would imagine he emptied it long before he died.

Pfft. He did in me bollix. He died of curiosity wondering what the fcuk was in the safe.

Shoutcast Ireland

i two would like to know whats in there

Happyman42

Sadderday wrote: »

I won't be able to sleep tonight... will have to put lavender in my bath

Why, is she durty?

Adyx

OP should get that guy from the Motors forum who took the clamp off the other Boardsie's car. Nice, clean job with no damage to the car or the clamp.

ArtyM

I really hope its not HMV vouchers!

Re the suggestions that there may be porn in the safe - how f**ked up would your porn have to be for you to feel the need to install an underground safe to keep it in. That would be some naaasty porn right there!

mark renton

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Pfft. He did in me bollix. He died of curiosity wondering what the fcuk was in the safe.

He owned the safe, possible it came with a key.

Son0vagun

Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

lkionm

I will not wait 2 weeks. Each day that passes after tomorrow, I will buy a safe and put a puppy into each safe and bury it at the beach until you open that safe.

awec

It might be this model OP:

http://www.esafes.co.uk/uploaded/241x321xunderfloor1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8hnAgeLHDC.jpg

Which would at best you'll be drilling into it at an angle which would be difficult.

Orim

Son0vagun wrote: »

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

Ignore the haters.

I'd say open up the safe to the public of After Hours. 10 quid for 10 minutes of trying to open it. Split the contents.

Jaggy

Sadderday wrote: »

Not yet anyway, yer man is taking the mick

"yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.