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I found a Safe.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    We're all very stable here, one single mood:
    Open the Safe!

    That's all we're thinking.
    All Day
    Every Day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    We're all very stable here, one single mood:
    Open the Safe!

    That's all we're thinking.
    All Day
    Every Day.

    Trust me, so am I.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Trust me, so am I.

    Oh yeah? So... Ummm.. tell us what you're thinking.

    Slow, like.

    Yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    F*** it.

    I'm off to mass


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    I've just had the horrible thought that this thread is gonna run until April 1st. :eek:

    There will be much knashing of teeth and pulling of hair OP, own up now, save yourself, yore Ma and family. Boards retribution is swift and Bruce Willisian!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Best thread in ages , OP if its not open by the weekend setup a livestream for a few hours for the lulz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Safewatch!, with Kate Humble and Bill Oddie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,286 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Anyone know where this lads house is? I have a few sticks of dynamite. Seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭2ndcoming


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Juice1304 has first dibs on opening the safe. He's due home from school soon. And will be on line after he does his homework. But it take him up to two weeks to get the correct picks.

    Are you really bipolar joe? I've had bad experiences with bipolar people!

    Is it just me or are the OP's posts looking increasingly like this is a world class pi55-take?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Anyone know where this lads house is? I have a few sticks of dynamite. Seriously.

    Yeah, I do. But we'll have to wait till him and the missus are gone to work in the morning. I didn't spend a whole 7 minutes looking for this house for nothin', and I'm sure as hell not waiting around for this juice dude.


    You bring the dynamite, I'll nab us a few beers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    2ndcoming wrote: »
    Is it just me or are the OP's posts looking increasingly like this is a world class pi55-take?

    I hate to break it to you, but not all of the respondents were 100% serious either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,387 ✭✭✭brokenarms


    dear god. Just open the god dam safe so I can get on with my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    brokenarms wrote: »
    dear god. Just open the god dam safe so I can get on with my life.

    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?
    I'm not free, but I'm cheap. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Road trip to Sonovagans house boardsies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    Anniversary?

    What's more romantic than an open safe?

    It's red, for a start!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Peppa Pig


    I won't think we are nearing the opening until Gazza starts posting here about fishing rods, chicken and lager


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    I hope there's a spring loaded boxing glove inside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    you could've got King Nidge to give you a hand if they hadn't blown his skull off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,997 ✭✭✭68 lost souls


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Tell her her present is in the safe, she will have it open in no time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    I'll take a punt... I'll offer you the full cost of the locksmith for HALF the contents plus first pick of any booty. If there's nothing I go home empty handed.


    Offer still on the table!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    That's 2 good offers you've received OP. The above one and the grand in cash one.

    You still NO dealing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭stephenmarr


    I reckon there's a Troll inside


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    Close thread.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 109 ✭✭olcod


    cursai wrote: »
    Close thread.....

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    Abi wrote: »
    Nah. He's leaving us hanging all weekend too by the looks of things.


    I think I've found the house anyway :cool:


    /paces floor with arm behind back


    Nuts, now I'm pretty sure I've found it too. I'd suggest a rendezvous round back, but that'd just come across as creepy......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    mitosis wrote: »
    Nuts, now I'm pretty sure I've found it too. I'd suggest a rendezvous round back, but that'd just come across as creepy......

    Nah, I'm down with that :cool:



    So, what do you think of the gaff? :pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    mitosis wrote: »
    Nuts, now I'm pretty sure I've found it too. I'd suggest a rendezvous round back, but that'd just come across as creepy......

    I'm picturing it now. You and Abi round the back of the OPs shed. You don't want to make any noise, you post your converstion via this thread instead

    Mitosis: Abi, open the shed door
    Abi: Roger. Opening door now
    Mitosis: Ooops Abi, I've caught my bits climbing over the fence
    Abi: Head on over to the Emergency Services forum ya tw@t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 ✭✭✭cursai


    Alright guys its me SonOvagun.
    I've opened the safe. Just turned the handle like. Nothing inside except an old cheque book and some Pennies. Sorry about that. signing off now.
    As you know I've better things to be doing than starting threads and not finishing them. Harghh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    Abi wrote: »
    Nah, I'm down with that :cool:



    So, what do you think of the gaff? :pac:

    Didn't find a pic, just the address :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi



    I'm picturing it now. You and Abi round the back of the OPs shed. You don't want to make any noise, you post your converstion via this thread instead

    Mitosis: Abi, open the shed door
    Abi: Roger. Opening door now
    Mitosis: Ooops Abi, I've caught my bits climbing over the fence
    Abi: Head on over to the Emergency Services forum ya tw@t
    It's only fair to keep everyone posted on our progress too :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    cursai wrote: »
    Close thread.....

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    -20


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    I think this has gone on long enough.

    OP perma-banned from After Hours for trolling.



    THREAD CLOSED.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    2) We storm the boards.ie HQ and cut off their supply of coke and hookers until they give us the IP address of the OP.

    His IP address is easy. It's 192.168.0.1
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Not banned yet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Son0vagun wrote: »

    +1
    What's all this about then? You promised us a look inside :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Not banned yet!

    Busy at the moment. Will get back to banning you after dinner. Or maybe after Eastenders. Or the 9 o'clock News.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    His IP address is easy. It's 192.168.0.1
    :D
    Hey, that's my IP addy. It must be my safe and therefore my house. Sling yer hook SonOfagun, you're in my house.....

    ...you're in my soul, you'll be my breath should I grow old.... la lala laaa.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    Busy at the moment. Will get back to banning you after dinner. Or maybe after Eastenders. Or the 9 o'clock News.


    ... or on Tuesday...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,902 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    my ip address is 10.13.37.13 am i doinitrite?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    my ip address is 10.13.37.13 am i doinitrite?

    leet hax


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,651 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    they should use this ploy for the gathering

    Safe found in the floor of farmleigh house, only opened once 1 million ex pats come back to Ireland to visit........


  • Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭jeni


    Now now people op has given us great entertainment, please dont ruin this for me sit back relax play nice n have some friggan patients,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    jeni wrote: »
    Now now people op has given us great entertainment, please dont ruin this for me sit back relax play nice n have some friggan patients,

    I'll sit back and relax when that fúcking safe is open


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    jeni wrote: »
    Now now people op has given us great entertainment, please dont ruin this for me sit back relax play nice n have some friggan patients,

    There will be plenty of patients soon enough if the OP doesn't open that safe!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I think some old money, maybe a few old pictures and keepsakes if anything at all. If there was anything like that I'd go into full swing detective to get that stuff to some relatives. Could be a nice surprise for them. Or of course a heart wrenching moment because they hated him and because he was very bad. Or it contains a horrible secret.

    Maybe pictures of like.. his bastard child that nobody knew about after having an affair.. or or or.. maybe a map for something he buried under a tree.. yeah.. some riches he left for another time or meant for someone else. No no, thats too much, and a bit Shawshank.


    *mind wanders*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    And then what? You get back to your life and I go to the Bahamas.

    This thread is 100% genuine. I've said all along I believe the safe to be empty. I've been honest about my other commitments. And I remain dedicated to opening the safe and showing you all the contents. It's just not gonna happen today, or tomorrow, I'm taking tomorrow off. And Saturday maybe, it's mine and the Missus anniversary. So maybe on Sunday? But then the rugby is on Sunday.

    I'm off on Tuesday! You all free on Tuesday?

    Rules of Trolling
    Paragraph 12, subsection 6

    Do not piss off the Horde


  • Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Op I've been looking in your window for the last half hour or so and I seen you on Boards so I know you're genuine so for all the skeptics will you take a picture of the safe with a timestamp. The code word can be " are you alright there Sharon?", Oh and can i come in?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Abi wrote: »
    I think some old money, maybe a few old pictures and keepsakes if anything at all. If there was anything like that I'd go into full swing detective to get that stuff to some relatives. Could be a nice surprise for them. Or of course a heart wrenching moment because they hated the and because he was very bad. Or it contains a horrible secret.

    Maybe pictures of like.. his bastard child that nobody knew about after having an affair.. or or or.. maybe a map for something he buried under a tree.. yeah.. some riches he left for another time or meant for someone else. No no, thats too much, and a bit Green Mile.


    *mind wanders*

    Shawshank, not green mile.

    As much as I think it's empty, the gun safe throws me off. I don't know much about them but I imagine that a gun safe is secure enough that the average person would be happy locking valubles in there. So why did this guy need two safes?

    Either he had a helluva lot of guns or there was/is something exceptionally important in the safe.


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