I found a Safe.

Happyman42 · 20-02-2013 5:02pm

Sadderday wrote: »

I won't be able to sleep tonight... will have to put lavender in my bath

Why, is she durty?

Adyx · 20-02-2013 5:11pm

OP should get that guy from the Motors forum who took the clamp off the other Boardsie's car. Nice, clean job with no damage to the car or the clamp.

ArtyM · 20-02-2013 5:15pm

I really hope its not HMV vouchers!

Re the suggestions that there may be porn in the safe - how f**ked up would your porn have to be for you to feel the need to install an underground safe to keep it in. That would be some naaasty porn right there!

mark renton · 20-02-2013 5:21pm

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Pfft. He did in me bollix. He died of curiosity wondering what the fcuk was in the safe.

He owned the safe, possible it came with a key.

Son0vagun · 20-02-2013 5:22pm

Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

lkionm · 20-02-2013 5:27pm

I will not wait 2 weeks. Each day that passes after tomorrow, I will buy a safe and put a puppy into each safe and bury it at the beach until you open that safe.

awec · 20-02-2013 5:27pm

It might be this model OP:

http://www.esafes.co.uk/uploaded/241x321xunderfloor1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8hnAgeLHDC.jpg

Which would at best you'll be drilling into it at an angle which would be difficult.

Orim · 20-02-2013 5:30pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

Ignore the haters.

I'd say open up the safe to the public of After Hours. 10 quid for 10 minutes of trying to open it. Split the contents.

Jaggy · 20-02-2013 5:31pm

Sadderday wrote: »

Not yet anyway, yer man is taking the mick

"yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.

Abi · 20-02-2013 5:34pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

It would take him two weeks to get the pick.

BREAK THE GODDAMN CONCRETE.

fox_1973 · 20-02-2013 5:41pm

Ignore the haters and non believers OP I've been dodging work to keep an eye on this

Just keep us posted

RossieMan · 20-02-2013 5:42pm

Jaggy wrote: »

"yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.

completely agree with the above.

He's more annoying than the thread itself.

YuM · 20-02-2013 5:43pm

Aye time for violence.. if its still there at the weekend I'll happily nip down to ya with a kango & beer, just for a nosey inside.

0ph0rce0 · 20-02-2013 5:43pm

Whats annoying is that i have a full time job and i'd have smashed the thing to bits as soon as i seen it.

Get The Finger Out OP :mad:

Abi · 20-02-2013 5:47pm

*eye twitch*

Paulyh · 20-02-2013 6:00pm

Hopefully we get an update tonight...........if he starts working on it as soon as he gets home from work. My positive vibes are flowing your way.

*heads out to shed, just to check if I too have a safe*

CrazyRabbit · 20-02-2013 6:15pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

A troll would have opened the safe already as they are quite huge and strong. So I can say with certainty that you are not a troll.

Juicyfruit · 20-02-2013 6:38pm

Shoutcast Ireland wrote: »

i two would like to know whats in there

Me three!

BBDBB · 20-02-2013 6:38pm

looking for something OP?

http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Iron%20Double.jpg

yours for only €200;)

John.Icy · 20-02-2013 7:01pm

How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

Me smells bull****.

missingtime · 20-02-2013 7:02pm

Just caught up. Its like watching a box set of a tv show. Stuck waiting for the next episode/update now.

Son0vagun · 20-02-2013 7:03pm

John.Icy wrote: »

How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

Me smells bull****.

It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!

ahnowbrowncow · 20-02-2013 7:09pm

Okay folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s – OH MY GOD, it's a safe buried in concrete!

Hey everybody, get a load of this man trying to open this safe!

Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don’t be shy, crowd around

solerina · 20-02-2013 7:13pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!

No one cares how you open it......just do it soon !!

Agent Smith · 20-02-2013 7:16pm

I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...

Son0vagun · 20-02-2013 7:18pm

Agent Smith wrote: »

I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...

Already had a offer of €1000.

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 7:19pm

Burn the whole house down

Agent Smith · 20-02-2013 7:21pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

Already had a offer of €1000.

A tenners Realistic....

.Henry Sellers. · 20-02-2013 7:28pm

Have you tried shouting at it?

andymurphy93 · 20-02-2013 7:29pm

100 euro for the safe
you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
i need a safe dont judge me

I am pie · 20-02-2013 7:31pm

Son0vagun wrote: »

Already had a offer of €1000.

Can you give me the contact details of this person, I have a collection of invisible banknotes, some magic beans and a fart I'd like to pass on to them for a fair price.

ahnowbrowncow · 20-02-2013 7:35pm

andymurphy93 wrote: »

100 euro for the safe
you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
i need a safe dont judge me

How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?

hyperborean · 20-02-2013 7:38pm

A rag and some chloroform does the trick,

frozenfrozen · 20-02-2013 7:40pm

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?

Getting it professionally lock-picked by a locksmith would be one of the more blatant methods for achieving this

eamonnq · 20-02-2013 7:42pm

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

How do you expect him to open it without damaging it?

Am definitely getting a safe and burying it in the back garden before I die!!!

Encasing it in concrete would be better but a bit too much work............

Must remember to lock it before I bury it though.

ft9 · 20-02-2013 7:43pm

andymurphy93 wrote: »

100 euro for the safe
you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
i need a safe dont judge me

You want to buy a safe, for €100, that has no key?

ahnowbrowncow · 20-02-2013 7:48pm

frozenfrozen wrote: »

Getting it professionally lock-picked by a locksmith would be one of the more blatant methods for achieving this

But the op said he's not doing that so I can't see the safe coming out of this too well

Rented Mule · 20-02-2013 7:53pm

sfwcork wrote: »

Burn the whole house down

Brilliant idea .....since it's in the shed.

20-02-2013 7:54pm

eamonnq wrote: »

Am definitely getting a safe and burying it in the back garden before I die!!!

Encasing it in concrete would be better but a bit too much work............

Must remember to lock it before I bury it though.

Put a bit of superglue into the lock to really annoy the future locksmiths

sfwcork · 20-02-2013 7:57pm

Rented Mule wrote: »

Brilliant idea .....since it's in the shed.

Sure not like his busy opening the safe is it

mfceiling · 20-02-2013 7:58pm

I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.

MadsL · 20-02-2013 8:16pm

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

Have you tried shouting at it?

Ah, the Jeremy Clarkson School of Engineering. I find shouting "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!" loudly and throwing tools about also quite effective.

Abi · 20-02-2013 8:18pm

mfceiling wrote: »

I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.

That would be not opening the safe.

:mad:

BorneTobyWilde · 20-02-2013 8:25pm

lukesmom wrote: »

My fellas good with locks but he's not gettin out for a couple of weeks.

Can't be that good with locks after all then

V_Moth · 20-02-2013 8:31pm

What I imagine is happening at OP's house:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iOUnO-EssI

Apologies if its been posted before.

MrPain · 20-02-2013 8:32pm

Have you tried saying "Open Sesame"?

jeni · 20-02-2013 8:33pm

Liquid nitrogen (spelling ??) poured over it n a lil tip of a hammer n walla

YbFocus · 20-02-2013 8:33pm

This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail

Orim · 20-02-2013 8:35pm

YbFocus wrote: »

This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail

500? Have you seen how many views this thread?

Anyway it's ok, I've got snipers posted around the OPs house, we'll find out what's in that safe. :pac:

andymurphy93 · 20-02-2013 8:47pm

ft9 wrote: »

You want to buy a safe, for €100, that has no key?

get a lock smith to open it , get him to mold a key from the safe and wallaaaaa
i hope that was a serious question:pac:

I found a Safe.

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