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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun · 2013-02-18 22:58:59

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it. So I want…

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#422 20-02-2013 4:14pm
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The internet also has no morals but high horses are forged from the weekly email bag those radio shows get and will want you to give it all to charity.

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#423 20-02-2013 4:16pm
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its like locking the sitting room door on xmas eve when all the presents are under the tree and you have no idea of time so you just gotta sit and wait until morning

this is sh'it

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#424 20-02-2013 4:23pm
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Mr E wrote: »

You're an Eastenders character. Misery and disappointment is par for the course on Christmas day.

Let me have one, just one moment of happiness or else

Phil be knocking on your door!

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#425 20-02-2013 4:23pm
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This thread is riveting!

My boring predictions as to the contents: £5,000 in punts, a few prize bonds and deeds to some land.

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#426 20-02-2013 4:24pm
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Step 1: Drill 1/4" inch hole straight down through door.
Step 1a (optional): Use an endoscope to see what's in there.
Step 2: fill safe with water until brimmed.
Step 3: Lower in a small explosive charge. A run of the mill quarter stick will do. (they have waterproof fuses too which is nice )
Step 4: run away.
Step 5: run back.
Step 6: PROFIT! (unless the profit was paper money and or anything water soluble but Step 1a should have avoided this outcome.)
Step 7: share the loot with me!

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#427 20-02-2013 4:26pm
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I'd say its empty....

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#428 20-02-2013 4:27pm
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have we seen said safe yet?

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#429 20-02-2013 4:28pm
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etch the shape of a box on top of the safe,drill around the shape,hammer out the centre and access the safe.

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#430 20-02-2013 4:28pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

have we seen said safe yet?

We have. Have you!?

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#431 20-02-2013 4:28pm
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BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

We have. Have you!?

no.

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#432 20-02-2013 4:28pm
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I reckon Spielberg could make a movie out of this..

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#433 20-02-2013 4:30pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

no.

Oh well you missed out.. :P

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#434 20-02-2013 4:31pm
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Agent Smith wrote: »

I'd say its empty....

Your full of whimsical hope aren't ya.

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#435 20-02-2013 4:31pm
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BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Oh well you missed out.. :P

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

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#436 20-02-2013 4:32pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

Yes there has been, I think...

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#437 20-02-2013 4:32pm
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^ ^ ^ ^

Grumble grumble. It wouldn't have taken Spielberg this long. He'd be on the 4th part of the trilogy by now.

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#438 20-02-2013 4:32pm
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DAZP93 wrote: »

I reckon Spielberg could make a movie out of this..

Who would play the original poster??....I'm going for Tom Hanks but in full on castaway mode.....discuss

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#439 20-02-2013 4:33pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

have we seen said safe yet?

There ya go

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83284469&postcount=27

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#440 20-02-2013 4:35pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

Yup, this is what we're dealing with

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/1408/imagecqo.jpg

I don't care what's in the safe, I just need to know.

But I'm guessing at some world war 2 memorabilia. Hitler's head preserved alive in a jar or similar, if I'm being realistic about it.

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#441 20-02-2013 4:36pm
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, OPEN THE DAMN SAFE!!!

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#442 20-02-2013 4:37pm
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inforfun wrote: »

Safe will contain the original recording of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM

Or the original recording of this:

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#443 20-02-2013 4:37pm
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El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

A few. Read the whole thread you're missing out!

It's a sticky for a reason and no not for that reason.

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#444 20-02-2013 4:38pm
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Son0vagun wrote: »

Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

Too far for me! Did you have any idea this thread would get so big?

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#445 20-02-2013 4:38pm
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May god have mercy on us all....its real!

Now to watch the entire thing unfold...damn i wished it was fake.

Navan lock and key must be plagued today :P

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#446 20-02-2013 4:39pm
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Has anyone heard from Juice1304 yet? Get him to send me his number. I did a back ground check on him he seems legit. Does anyone know him? He should be home from school by now!

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#447 20-02-2013 4:39pm
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Realistically; I wouldn't be surprised if there were cash in there.

Who buys a £250 safe and doesn't use it? You only buy a safe like that if you plan on using it properly.

It seems to be quite common place in Ireland that people of an.... older prediciment... to keep a sum of their money "under their matress" so to speak. Can't trust those dodgy banks!

I reckon there is at least €300 in there.

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#448 20-02-2013 4:41pm
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Dtp79 wrote: »

Too far for me! Did you have any idea this thread would get so big?

No idea. But I have been hooked on threads in the past. Kinda regret involving you all. Apart from My Missus and I you are the only ones who know about it.

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#449 20-02-2013 4:42pm
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jinkybhoy wrote: »

Who would play the original poster??....I'm going for Tom Hanks but in full on castaway mode.....discuss

Tom Hanks sounds like he would fit the bill for sure..And wilson

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#450 20-02-2013 4:44pm
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sebastianlieken wrote: »

Realistically; I wouldn't be surprised if there were cash in there.

Who buys a £250 safe and doesn't use it? You only buy a safe like that if you plan on using it properly.

It seems to be quite common place in Ireland that people of an.... older prediciment... to keep a sum of their money "under their matress" so to speak. Can't trust those dodgy banks!

I reckon there is at least €300 in there.

Considering the previous owner died after a long battle with cancer I would imagine he emptied it long before he died.

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#451 20-02-2013 4:51pm
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Abi wrote: »

Curiosity killed the cat folks..

That's it!! Schrodinger's Safe !!

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