I found a Safe.

sfwcork

Rented Mule wrote: »

Brilliant idea .....since it's in the shed.

Sure not like his busy opening the safe is it

mfceiling

I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.

MadsL

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

Have you tried shouting at it?

Ah, the Jeremy Clarkson School of Engineering. I find shouting "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!" loudly and throwing tools about also quite effective.

Abi

mfceiling wrote: »

I'd love to help OP but i'm in dublin and you're in meath.

I've to put the kids to bed, plus i'm only after eating too much from the chinese.

Plus i want to watch derek later on channel 4 and i'm tired.

Carry on there doing whatever it is you are doing.

That would be not opening the safe.


:mad:

BorneTobyWilde

lukesmom wrote: »

My fellas good with locks but he's not gettin out for a couple of weeks.

Can't be that good with locks after all then

V_Moth

What I imagine is happening at OP's house:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iOUnO-EssI

Apologies if its been posted before.

MrPain

Have you tried saying "Open Sesame"?

jeni

Liquid nitrogen (spelling ??) poured over it n a lil tip of a hammer n walla

YbFocus

This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail

Orim

YbFocus wrote: »

This has the anti climax of Feeky Magee written all over it. It'll be empty, I really really don't want it to be but I reckon it will.

Although maybe he opened it and there is after being a big find and he's trying to find a way to get circa 500 people off the trail

500? Have you seen how many views this thread?

Anyway it's ok, I've got snipers posted around the OPs house, we'll find out what's in that safe. :pac:

andymurphy93

ft9 wrote: »

You want to buy a safe, for €100, that has no key?

get a lock smith to open it , get him to mold a key from the safe and wallaaaaa
i hope that was a serious question:pac:

.Henry Sellers.

"Well you see a safe is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, then the sweet sweet innards......Nom nom nom nom"

ITS_A_BADGER

I really have to turn off email notifications for this thread, My phone is going mental and it will take two weeks to open the safe :eek: my sanity will not last!!

irishgirl19

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't wait two weeks!!!

I hope its not an anti-climax.

coolhull

Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?

Awake&Unafraid

It's probably a bar of Galaxy in it. Yer one from the ad must've been sickened her "friends" found the box under her bed, and resorted to desperate measures.

amdublin

Why is this stickied?!

Frynge

Would a hilti gun hurry you along.

Defiler Of The Coffin

amdublin wrote: »

Why is this stickied?!

To up the pressure on the OP. He's close to cracking I hear

Mr.Crinklewood

Bryan & Ciara are in the safe....

Swampy

frozenfrozen wrote: »

Getting it professionally lock-picked by a locksmith would be one of the more blatant methods for achieving this

Lock pick is the way to go. Fairly easy to train yourself. Would make a nice project Mortice/lever lock picks can made with piano wire. Head over to uk bump keys forum. I learned how to pick pad locks etc very quickly there.

Edit: I see picks have been mentioned earlier. In that case I recommend hiring Magneto.

Son0vagun

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

To up the pressure on the OP. He's close to cracking I hear

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

Hannibal Smith

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

meh

dr strangelove

i think, inside, you'll find the following:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquillizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

In fact, all you need for a pretty good weekend in Navan

juice1304

Swampy wrote: »

Lock pick is the way to go. Fairly easy to train yourself. Would make a nice project Mortice/lever lock picks can made with piano wire. Head over to uk bump keys forum. I learned how to pick pad locks etc very quickly there.

Edit: I see picks have been mentioned earlier. In that case I recommend hiring Magneto.

There is a huge difference in padlocks and high security lever locks. you need to use hobbs picks and there are false gates etc.. to contend with.

holystungun9

dr strangelove wrote: »

i think, inside, you'll find the following:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquillizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

In fact, all you need for a pretty good weekend in Navan

No amount of anything could make a weekend in Navan 'good'.

ashers22

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

stop milking it and open the safe

clappyhappy

dr strangelove wrote: »

i think, inside, you'll find the following:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquillizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

In fact, all you need for a pretty good weekend in Navan

Don't forget the iodine tablets!!!!

tinkerbell

Has the damn safe still not been opened? :mad:

dmc17

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

To up the pressure on the OP. He's close to cracking I hear

Unlike the safe!