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I found a Safe.

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    #392
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    ArtyM wrote: »
    How do you know there's a finger in it?
    F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!


    meaning: get yer finger outta your a'ss and open that thing


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    #393
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Right, i'm in Meath and think my sister is friends with a locksmith. Gonna get a quote! Need to know what is in the safe! I can't take it anymore.


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    #394
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
    According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.


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    #395
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i've read the grand total of about 10 posts in this thread yet i'm delirious wanting to know whats in the safe!!!

    although i'm guessing its going to be sfa


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    #396
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
    According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

    Very nice


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    #397
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Have you big tits?

    ..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?


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    #398
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    i'm in meath and i possess great strength and an aldi sledge hammer - if you need me - just call.


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    #399
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I'm in Navan. My husband reckons he can open that no problem. If you need a hand just let us know.


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    #400
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    Have you big tits?
    MidlandsM wrote: »
    ..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

    Helps cushion against the explosion - standard procedure in a high explosive situation that all operatives have a hard hat and massive bossoms - Well it is in all the movies I watch!


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    #401
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

    Why don't you post your address as well?


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    #402
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Why don't you post your address as well?

    and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...


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    #403
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Why don't you post your address as well?

    You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.


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    #404
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Why don't you post your address as well?

    So are you really living in Galway?? :pac:


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    #405
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...

    And a picture of yourself..

    Naked...

    Chiseling the safe.

    For fapping studying.


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    #406
    wush06
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭wush06


    Let's all have a guess what's in the safe while we are waiting. I'm going with some old bank statements insurance stuff and some old Irish coins.


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    #407
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Curiosity killed the cat folks..























































    OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE!!!!!!!11!!!


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    #408
    Pudders
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Pudders


    Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!


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    #409
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Pudders wrote: »
    Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

    Did ya hear that it looks like they're going to do a 'merican version of this? They'll probably bastardize it just like they did to Shameless.


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    #410
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.


    Don't leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - NEED TO KNOW


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    #411
    TheBody
    Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Drop an e-mail to this guy:

    gerry.adams@ira.ie

    Very good and with explosives.


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    #412
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    TheBody wrote: »
    Drop an e-mail to this guy:

    gerry.adams@ira.ie

    Very good and with explosives.
    'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'


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    #413
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Where To wrote: »
    'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'


    'keep the change ya filthy animal'


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    #414
    OU812
    Registered Users Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭OU812


    Pudders wrote: »
    Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

    His feckin safe wasn't even screwed down.


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    #415
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    TheBody wrote: »
    Drop an e-mail to this guy:

    gerry.adams@ira.ie

    Very good and with explosives.

    Am i the only one that:

    a) tried to go to ira.ie
    b) was disappointed that it's already been taken
    c) even more disappointed that that it's only a holding page, and there's no-one selling balaclavas on it......


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    #416
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    This thread reminds me of when billy was a kid running around the streets of London and one Christmas morning I was dying to play the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game on the commoder 64. I was waiting months to play it. Most exciting time ever.

    Santa wasn't even fully back up the chimney before I ran down the stairs ripped open the wrapping paper, open the box and there was nothing inside. :(


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    #417
    fangee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 786 ✭✭✭fangee


    wush06 wrote: »
    Let's all have a guess what's in the safe while we are waiting. I'm going with some old bank statements insurance stuff and some old Irish coins.


    I'm guessing a galaxy of tiles and a french mushroom.


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    #418
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Safe will contain the original recording of this:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM


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    #419
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    OU812 wrote: »
    In all seriousness, you should contact one of the radio stations (Darcy or Foley probably), give them the backstory & then do a live on air opening. They'll pay for the locksmith.

    Don't do this. If there's anything valuable with it then you'll be forced to give it up to the dead man's relatives. AH doesn't have those kinds of morals.


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    #420
    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,452 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of when billy was a kid running around the streets of London and one Christmas morning I was dying to play the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game on the commoder 64. I was waiting months to play it. Most exciting time ever.

    Santa wasn't even fully back up the chimney before I ran down the stairs ripped open the wrapping paper, open the box and there was nothing inside. :(

    You're an Eastenders character. Misery and disappointment is par for the course on Christmas day. :o


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    #421
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    I don't know how I'm so hooked on this thread!

    OP set up a site with a livestream of the safe and one of those paypal donate buttons, people will definitely pay towards the locksmith.

    I know I will, I have to know!!!


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