If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

I found a Safe.

Son0vagun · 2013-02-18 22:58:59

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it. So I want…

Options

Comments

Options
#362 20-02-2013 1:58pm
Sadderday

Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2013

Posts: 1166

ChuCK Norris would be useful in this situ

0
Options
#363 20-02-2013 1:59pm
Boombastic

Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2012

Posts: 6397

Merkin wrote: »

Bahahaha, I meant MacGyver lol

He's probably in the Yellow Pages OP, he'll give you a hand

He might if he'd check his emails or answer his phone:mad:

He obviously doesn't realise the urgency of the situation:pac:

0
Options
#364 20-02-2013 2:02pm
looksee

Registered Users Posts: 28,070 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: August 2006

Posts: 26390

Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?

0
Options
#365 20-02-2013 2:04pm
Carvin

Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭

Join Date: December 2012

Posts: 57

monkeysnapper wrote: »

How do you know your not in the safe already, but it's actually the door to the outside world ?

Because Morpheus would know to use "you're".

0
Options
#366 20-02-2013 2:08pm
LizT

Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2008

Posts: 28150

looksee wrote: »

Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?

Brian and Ciara

0
Advertisement
Options
#367 20-02-2013 2:08pm
wyrn

Registered Users Posts: 6,977 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2009

Posts: 6955

Anything short of finding Pandora's Box or Anglo shares (which is probably the same thing) will be a disappointment. It's like that 100 year old Norwegian package - total let down.

OP have you asked the lads in the TOG forum? They run lock picking classes, might be worth a try.

0
Options
#368 20-02-2013 2:09pm
Drakares

Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2012

Posts: 845

Chris Martin wrote: »

You take me as someone who would go all in, in Poker,
Without looking at your cards...

Wrong there, mate.

Fair deal is fair

0
Options
#369 20-02-2013 2:11pm
WhatNowForUs?

Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2010

Posts: 676

looksee wrote: »

Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?

I remember the student and teacher one.

0
Options
#370 20-02-2013 2:19pm
Orim

Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 4834

WhatNowForUs? wrote: »

I remember the student and teacher one.

I remember the one where someone didn't open a safe quick enough and they were later found floating face down in the liffey.

Just sayin'

0
Options
#371 20-02-2013 2:21pm
MurdyWurdy

Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2012

Posts: 3000

Damn - haven't been online in a couple of days and was hoping by the time I caught up on the end of this thread it would have been opened.

I need to know!!!!

0
Advertisement
Options
#372 20-02-2013 2:26pm
Sofiztikated

Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 6727

What if the OP actually did get it open, but he had help, and they got greedy, and caved his skull in with a crowbar?

**** MacGyver, someone call Horatio!

0
Options
#373 20-02-2013 2:27pm
bradyle

Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2008

Posts: 319

How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

Totally going to be weird porn

0
Options
#374 20-02-2013 2:28pm
NeVeR

Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2001

Posts: 4222

bradyle wrote: »

How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

Totally going to be weird porn

Click "Follow" at the top of the page.

0
Options
#375 20-02-2013 2:29pm
mark renton

Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2008

Posts: 2629

Tough reading through all these suggestions, can someone post an update here on current status of opening safe?

Last status was man in a back garden looking downwards and scratching head.

0
Options
#376 20-02-2013 2:30pm
TheBody

Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2011

Posts: 5484

bradyle wrote: »

How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

Totally going to be weird porn

You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.

0
Options
#377 20-02-2013 2:30pm
bradyle

Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2008

Posts: 319

NeVeR wrote: »

Click "Follow" at the top of the page.

Yea realised that was there like 3 seconds after I posted it

Safe is unopened...The locksmith costs too much so he's spend to morrow chiselling away at the concrete to try and drill in.

0
Options
#378 20-02-2013 2:31pm
bradyle

Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭

Join Date: April 2008

Posts: 319

TheBody wrote: »

You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.

Hey if im paying that kinda money its to the OP to help pay for the locksmith.

I'm gonna be getting zilch work done till this is over!

0
Options
#379 20-02-2013 2:33pm
Boombastic

Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2012

Posts: 6397

mark renton wrote: »

Tough reading through all these suggestions, can someone post an update here on current status of opening safe?

Last status was man in a back garden looking downwards and scratching head.

So much as happened since:)

Here's the most recent update

Son0vagun wrote: »

ok bad news is...

If you all recall the picture of the safe in it's unburied state then you will see that the door is a smaller part of the over all top surface of the safe. Well the door consists of four sheets of metal that combined are over a inch thick, so i am never going to drill through that with my electric drill. So the plan was to chrisel down through the concrete to the rest of the roof surface, and drill through that instead.

So i chiseled away but i chiseled at the wrong side and ended up with nothing to drill through, so it was a waste of time. Sorry guys. I don't have time now to go chisel the other side.

I will however ring the locksmith and get back to you.

0
Options
#380 20-02-2013 2:33pm
NeVeR

Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2001

Posts: 4222

There is only one safe cracker I could call.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/charlizetheron/charlize_theron1_300_400.jpg

and i do mean cracker !!!!

Why can't I post images in After Hours

0
Options
#381 20-02-2013 2:39pm
Happyman42

Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2009

Posts: 17917

TheBody wrote: »

You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.

Why wasn't I told the house was in Nigeria???

0
Advertisement
Options
#382 20-02-2013 2:44pm
Son0vagun

Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2012

Posts: 1254

Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

0
Options
#383 20-02-2013 2:46pm
Kerrydude1981

Registered Users Posts: 14,193 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2011

Posts: 14091

Give this lad a ring he will have it opened in no time at all using a piece of chewing gum and a refill of a bic biro

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt8XYmC7FCxbizYW8kwxMTEf8o8Q8NEr3Iv25opawmY0vHu-mj1A

0
Options
#384 20-02-2013 2:51pm
Merkin

Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2012

Posts: 7994

Have you phoned Joe?

0
Options
#385 20-02-2013 2:58pm
dr strangelove

Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2002

Posts: 726

Be careful OP, the Celtic Tiger could be in there.
Was wondering where it went......

0
Options
#386 20-02-2013 2:58pm
Unregistered.

Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭

Join Date: November 2008

Posts: 3134

Son0vagun wrote: »

Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

I'll take a punt... I'll offer you the full cost of the locksmith for HALF the contents plus first pick of any booty. If there's nothing I go home empty handed.

0
Options
#387 20-02-2013 2:58pm
OU812

Registered Users Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2012

Posts: 5027

In all seriousness, you should contact one of the radio stations (Darcy or Foley probably), give them the backstory & then do a live on air opening. They'll pay for the locksmith.

0
Options
#388 20-02-2013 3:03pm
Sadderday

Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2013

Posts: 1166

there are so many people still missing in Ireland.....

this safe could contain clues of a loved ones whereabouts for all we know

0
Options
#389 20-02-2013 3:06pm
OU812

Registered Users Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2012

Posts: 5027

^ Welcome Buzz Killington

0
Options
#390 20-02-2013 3:07pm
Sadderday

Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2013

Posts: 1166

SORRY!!!!

0
Advertisement
Options
#391 20-02-2013 3:09pm
ArtyM

Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2011

Posts: 1811

Sadderday wrote: »

get the finger out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know there's a finger in it?
F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!

0

This discussion has been closed.