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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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Sadderday

its like locking the sitting room door on xmas eve when all the presents are under the tree and you have no idea of time so you just gotta sit and wait until morning

this is sh'it

BillyMitchel

Mr E wrote: »

You're an Eastenders character. Misery and disappointment is par for the course on Christmas day.

Let me have one, just one moment of happiness or else

Phil be knocking on your door!

silvervixen84

This thread is riveting!

My boring predictions as to the contents: £5,000 in punts, a few prize bonds and deeds to some land.

sebastianlieken

Step 1: Drill 1/4" inch hole straight down through door.
Step 1a (optional): Use an endoscope to see what's in there.
Step 2: fill safe with water until brimmed.
Step 3: Lower in a small explosive charge. A run of the mill quarter stick will do. (they have waterproof fuses too which is nice

)
Step 4: run away.
Step 5: run back.
Step 6: PROFIT! (unless the profit was paper money and or anything water soluble but Step 1a should have avoided this outcome.)
Step 7: share the loot with me!

Agent Smith

I'd say its empty....

El Inho

have we seen said safe yet?

Celly Smunt

etch the shape of a box on top of the safe,drill around the shape,hammer out the centre and access the safe.

BUBBLE WRAP

El Spearo wrote: »

have we seen said safe yet?

We have. Have you!?

El Inho

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

We have. Have you!?

no.

DAZP93

I reckon Spielberg could make a movie out of this..

BUBBLE WRAP

El Spearo wrote: »

no.

Oh well you missed out.. :P

gallag

Agent Smith wrote: »

I'd say its empty....

Your full of whimsical hope aren't ya.

El Inho

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Oh well you missed out.. :P

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

BUBBLE WRAP

El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

Yes there has been, I think...

Inspector Dhar

^ ^ ^ ^

Grumble grumble. It wouldn't have taken Spielberg this long. He'd be on the 4th part of the trilogy by now.

jinkybhoy

DAZP93 wrote: »

I reckon Spielberg could make a movie out of this..

Who would play the original poster??....I'm going for Tom Hanks but in full on castaway mode.....discuss

[Deleted User]

El Spearo wrote: »

have we seen said safe yet?

There ya go

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83284469&postcount=27

Orim

El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

Yup, this is what we're dealing with

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/1408/imagecqo.jpg

I don't care what's in the safe, I just need to know.

But I'm guessing at some world war 2 memorabilia. Hitler's head preserved alive in a jar or similar, if I'm being realistic about it.

Newaglish

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, OPEN THE DAMN SAFE!!!

ViveLaVie

inforfun wrote: »

Safe will contain the original recording of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM

Or the original recording of this:

BillyMitchel

El Spearo wrote: »

has there actually been a pic posted?

i just began to doubt the veracity of the story

A few. Read the whole thread you're missing out!

It's a sticky for a reason and no not for that reason.

Dtp79

Son0vagun wrote: »

Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

Too far for me! Did you have any idea this thread would get so big?

El Inho

May god have mercy on us all....its real!

Now to watch the entire thing unfold...damn i wished it was fake.

Navan lock and key must be plagued today :P

Son0vagun

Has anyone heard from Juice1304 yet? Get him to send me his number. I did a back ground check on him he seems legit. Does anyone know him? He should be home from school by now!

sebastianlieken

Realistically; I wouldn't be surprised if there were cash in there.

Who buys a £250 safe and doesn't use it? You only buy a safe like that if you plan on using it properly.

It seems to be quite common place in Ireland that people of an.... older prediciment... to keep a sum of their money "under their matress" so to speak. Can't trust those dodgy banks!

I reckon there is at least €300 in there.

Son0vagun

Dtp79 wrote: »

Too far for me! Did you have any idea this thread would get so big?

No idea. But I have been hooked on threads in the past. Kinda regret involving you all. Apart from My Missus and I you are the only ones who know about it.

DAZP93

jinkybhoy wrote: »

Who would play the original poster??....I'm going for Tom Hanks but in full on castaway mode.....discuss

Tom Hanks sounds like he would fit the bill for sure..And wilson

Son0vagun

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Realistically; I wouldn't be surprised if there were cash in there.

Who buys a £250 safe and doesn't use it? You only buy a safe like that if you plan on using it properly.

It seems to be quite common place in Ireland that people of an.... older prediciment... to keep a sum of their money "under their matress" so to speak. Can't trust those dodgy banks!

I reckon there is at least €300 in there.

Considering the previous owner died after a long battle with cancer I would imagine he emptied it long before he died.

eamonnq

Abi wrote: »

Curiosity killed the cat folks..

That's it!! Schrodinger's Safe !!

Witchie

Have you considered contacting members of Eirigi? Seems they are good at busting things.

see here