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I found a Safe.

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    #332
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If this thread has an anticlimatic ending, then we should all call Joe Duffy.

    "'tis terrible, Joe. Waited for days, Joe. But nothing in there, the divil"


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    #333
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Update

    Rang the locksmith who installed it and he wants €350 to open it. So that's a no go, I can't afford that.

    I work full time so I don't have all day to be working on it. I'll chisel another hole tomorrow morning and will hopefully drill a hole into it.


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    #334
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Perhaps someone can PM juice1304 for me, not sure my pms are working.


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    #335
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    You need to get that thing open !! just hack at it!! how do you come home from work and eat dinner and watch tv in peace knowing there could be an undiscovered treasure in that safe!!!!

    Thats mad!! Jst keep whacking it


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    #336
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Perhaps someone can PM juice1304 for me, not sure my pms are working.

    Cue juice1304 receiving 500 PMs about this :pac:


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    #337
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Boroscope... If it's empty you can take your time to open it, or not. If there's something there you can get all excited and buy a big boat!

    On the other hand, this could be the basis for Stephen King's next novel.:eek:

    We can't wait until tomorrow, can we angry mob?


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    #338
    percy212
    Registered Users Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭percy212


    Waving pitchfork at my laptop right now!


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    #339
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    Rang the locksmith who installed it and he wants €350 to open it. So that's a no go, I can't afford that.

    I work full time so I don't have all day to be working on it. I'll chisel another hole tomorrow morning and will hopefully drill a hole into it.


    can't say I blame you not not shelling out €350 . ....like you'd buy a lot of dynamite for €350.:pac:


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    #340
    jeni
    Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭jeni


    Gosub wrote: »
    Boroscope... If it's empty you can take your time to open it, or not. If there's something there you can get all excited and buy a big boat!

    On the other hand, this could be the basis for Stephen King's next novel.:eek:

    We can't wait until tomorrow, can we angry mob?

    Lol ;) ill bring one of those flaming sticks ;)


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    #341
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Perhaps someone can PM juice1304 for me, not sure my pms are working.

    Done :)

    Laughed when I saw Juice1304's interests. He has listed lockpicking! :D


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    #342
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    What if the previous owner just had a **** into it and then locked it up!
    It'd be like star wars or some carbon freezing chamber shít....except it would just be dried in dead semen.


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    #343
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    Rang the locksmith who installed it and he wants €350 to open it. So that's a no go, I can't afford that.

    I work full time so I don't have all day to be working on it. I'll chisel another hole tomorrow morning and will hopefully drill a hole into it.
    Ill drill it for you and use my camera if your close by. What part of the country u in?


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    #344
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Gosub wrote: »
    Boroscope... If it's empty you can take your time to open it, or not. If there's something there you can get all excited and buy a big boat!

    On the other hand, this could be the basis for Stephen King's next novel.:eek:

    We can't wait until tomorrow, can we angry mob?

    A boat is just a boat, but a mystery box could be anything.........it could even be a boat:)


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    #345
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    If we can raise over 17 grand to get the mods naked, we can raise €350 to get the safe open.

    Come after hours, let's do this!!


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    #346
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    boneyarsebogman wrote: »

    Cue juice1304 receiving 500 PMs about this :pac:
    Make that 502. I just pm'ed him. Twice, to be sure to be sure.


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    #347
    NeVeR
    Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Update

    Rang the locksmith who installed it and he wants €350 to open it. So that's a no go, I can't afford that.

    I work full time so I don't have all day to be working on it. I'll chisel another hole tomorrow morning and will hopefully drill a hole into it.

    Ahhh here ---- Do it after work :) You have the whole of Boards.ie watching..... We can't wait another day !!!!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THING OF THE CHILDREN !!!!!


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    #348
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    here, fe'ck this.... Why are you chiselling holes just find a weak spot like the ridge of the safe door and wedge something strong and thin in it and just go ape at it.. ur doing it all mickey mouse just hack at it.

    Giz ur address i'll sort it!!!!!!!!


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    #349
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    LizT wrote: »
    If we can raise over 17 grand to get the mods naked, we can raise €350 to get the safe open.

    Come after hours, let's do this!!
    The guy has the key. He just wants €350 to put in his safe.

    Expensive locksmith btw.


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    #350
    Plazaman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Leave it closed, nothing good will come of opening it. That could be like Pandoras Box, supernaturals and pure evil might come out of it*.

    Leeeeeave it clooooosssseeeedd!!!! [read that in spooky voice]


    * Although pure evil might be nice for a change of pace


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    #351
    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    OP would you be interested in €1,000 cash in exchange for the contents of the safe? If the value of the contents proves to be high, I'll half it with you. If it's nothing, you get a grand.

    Interested?


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    #352
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Drakares wrote: »
    OP would you be interested in €1,000 cash in exchange for the contents of the safe? If the value of the contents proves to be high, I'll half it with you. If it's nothing, you get a grand.

    Interested?


    Are you on smack?? give him his grand and thats it, whats in it is yours, thats how it works!!!! deal or no deal !!!!!!

    If i had a few quid lying around I would make a serious offer for that box,


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    #353
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    No work, shaving, washing or getting dressed for me again today :-( come on dude, spend twenty quid in a hire store for a magnetic base drill.


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    #354
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    Drakares wrote: »
    OP would you be interested in €1,000 cash in exchange for the contents of the safe? If the value of the contents proves to be high, I'll half it with you. If it's nothing, you get a grand.

    Interested?

    You take me as someone who would go all in, in Poker,
    Without looking at your cards...


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    #355
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Woah! That's a seriously good offer>

    A grand don't come for free, OP


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    #356
    Skinnykenyan
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭Skinnykenyan


    Open up this safe muthafuka!! Lol


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    #357
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Somebody will have to be there with him when he opens this, what if he drops dead when he opens it and we never find out what happened ??!!!


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    #358
    Merkin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Brian McIver, the Derry manager? dafuq does he know about opening safes?

    Bahahaha, I meant MacGyver lol :D

    He's probably in the Yellow Pages OP, he'll give you a hand


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    #359
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    This thread has over thirty two thousand views.

    Fking hell.


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    #360
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Ah OP, I've managed to open chastity belts in lesser time. Hurry up!


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    #361
    Sadderday
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    HA


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