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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #542
    northernpower
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    "Need update on dub vs Galway match as.much as possible (smiley face)"

    Obviously this girls mobile connection gets facebook but not RTE.ie - telpis!


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    #543
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,074 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Are hospitals open today anyone please ?
    <load of "r u ok hun" comments>
    Hospitals are on strike
    Really ??
    Gullabull
    Bitch

    How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin


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    #544
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Oh my Goddess, I drank a lot of Coke most of my life and not until I almost died did I stop, it almost killed me this acid drink..... PLEASE FOLKS STOP DRINKING COKE!!!! Love yourself enough to care for your body! LOVE

    ^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....


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    #545
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin

    You were too gullabull to add them.


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    #546
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"


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    #547
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Kovu wrote: »
    ^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....

    Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental. :D


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    #548
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    rawn wrote: »
    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

    Can someone have a go translating this?


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    #549
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental. :D

    The picture was posted as an example of what coke can do to metal. I'm sure they had no pic of the inside of a stomach.


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    #550
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    De Bhál wrote: »
    Can someone have a go translating this?
    "Time for for a new goal in life, make my family as happy as can be, first thing tomorrow morning. New me no (Writers name) surnames are coming into play (mans name) please respect that, don't delete me, I have my girls and my children, don't need anything else, love you baby, I'd be gone without your strength."

    Even translated it doesn't make sense. Although if anyone is more fluent in stupid than I am, feel free to correct and interpret.


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    #551
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    Sounds like something that would have been in some camp 80's live kids TV show where the loser get's a good ole fashioned gunging in the end :pac:

    Alright kids... are you ready to play... say it with me now! "CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHALLENGE".... *klaxxon sound effect* :pac:


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    #552
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    rawn wrote: »
    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

    Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.


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    #553
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users Posts: 27,912 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    anna080 wrote: »
    Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.

    You Sir are a genius :D


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    #554
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Sounds like the perfect cover story


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    #555
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Sounds like the perfect cover story
    "Where did all the porn come from? . . . I was HACKED! It's the only explanation."


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    #556
    Woshy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Someone in my feed shared this from a page on Facebook :

    National Security

    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    :/

    Really?

    My aunt is a teacher and had one of her 3rd class kids roaring crying over this Charlie Chatlie game the other dat so it's apparently true. The girl was terrified.

    Kids these days, eh? :D


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    #557
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    It's bollicks game with pencils


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    #558
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    All the statues about the Leaving Cert and I'm in Spain chillin' :)






    * apt for the day the English exam is on.


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    #559
    FreeFallin94
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    "eating Subway at Subway Newcastle West... Man I'm stuffed just at a 6inch hearty italian wiv tickka cheese an lettuce an sweetcorn an bbq sauce wiv a coke feel so queasy only got 1 bite out da cookie oh man don't feel so gud but was worth it x"
    /
    Along with a picture of her drink and half-eaten cookie. Riveting.


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    #560
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

    Boom.


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    #561
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

    Boom.

    Boom, indeed :rolleyes:


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    #562
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.


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    #563
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,130 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Chris Martin wrote: »
    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

    He should have tried McDonald's.


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    #564
    frash
    Registered Users Posts: 2,564 ✭✭✭frash


    Chris Martin wrote: »
    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

    :confused:


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    #565
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.


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    #566
    niallo32
    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭niallo32


    "Yous are one un a million .. I got a form to keep my 18 year old on my payment and they sent ne out the form to get filled out . I got that done and sent it back. Then they send me out the rate with the change over and ny 18 year old isn't included .. I called up to the yesterday cse on the form I had t get stamped by Skool it said I would paid for the 3 months of the summer and so on if she goes t college but the social told the that the forms are wrong and they have tried to get this changed with head quarters so basically I said well if I bring yous proof that she is starting college in Sept will yous continue to pay me and they said no. So at the busy times wen luds want to go places and do things I'm down thirty euros but they will back date it in Sept which is costing the tax payer more money . Thanks sorry for the ramble"

    In response to a Shinner politician campaigning against cuts to the most vulnerable.


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    #567
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,868 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    niallo32 wrote: »
    "get stamped by Skool

    skool, love it


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    #568
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Good luck to all the ***** in doing there tests sweating it ou haha :-) :-) :-) wile I lie here in bed an get stoned haha I'd hate to be them :-P


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    #569
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    When I was a kid it was pokemon cards that threatened national security.

    Pogs


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    #570
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    frash wrote: »
    :confused:
    Ice Storm wrote: »
    I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.

    Yup, met each other on trip in Vatican, when in Rome, and went up to Venice then.
    Stayed in Venice past 4 months for college, and majority of tourists I talk to spend a couple of days in each place trying to see as much as possible.

    Not a mistake, but can be seen as it without context.


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    #571
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    I have seen it all now.

    http://y42i.imgup.net/facebook_14588.jpg


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