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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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northernpower

"Need update on dub vs Galway match as.much as possible (smiley face)"

Obviously this girls mobile connection gets facebook but not RTE.ie - telpis!

Duke O Smiley

Are hospitals open today anyone please ?

<load of "r u ok hun" comments>

Hospitals are on strike

Really ??

Gullabull

Bitch

How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin

Kovu

Oh my Goddess, I drank a lot of Coke most of my life and not until I almost died did I stop, it almost killed me this acid drink..... PLEASE FOLKS STOP DRINKING COKE!!!! Love yourself enough to care for your body! LOVE

^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....

eternal

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

How did you even get onto my friends list you vermin

You were too gullabull to add them.

rawn

"Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

darkpagandeath

Kovu wrote: »

^ A friend of a friend posted this message along with a video of coke cleaning rust off a car.....

Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental.

De Bhál

rawn wrote: »

"Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

Can someone have a go translating this?

De Bhál

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Would this not be the same kinda thing as coke turning the inside of your stomach black. I would wager being able to see the inside of your stomach would be more detrimental.

The picture was posted as an example of what coke can do to metal. I'm sure they had no pic of the inside of a stomach.

aaronjumper

De Bhál wrote: »

Can someone have a go translating this?

"Time for for a new goal in life, make my family as happy as can be, first thing tomorrow morning. New me no (Writers name) surnames are coming into play (mans name) please respect that, don't delete me, I have my girls and my children, don't need anything else, love you baby, I'd be gone without your strength."

Even translated it doesn't make sense. Although if anyone is more fluent in stupid than I am, feel free to correct and interpret.

Generic Dreadhead

Fieldog wrote: »

Parents beware
Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

Sounds like something that would have been in some camp 80's live kids TV show where the loser get's a good ole fashioned gunging in the end :pac:

Alright kids... are you ready to play... say it with me now! "CHARLIE! CHARLIE! CHALLENGE".... *klaxxon sound effect* :pac:

retro:electro

rawn wrote: »

"Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.

TitianGerm

anna080 wrote: »

Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.

You Sir are a genius

XxMCRxBabyxX

Sounds like the perfect cover story

aaronjumper

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Sounds like the perfect cover story

"Where did all the porn come from? . . . I was HACKED! It's the only explanation."

Woshy

Fieldog wrote: »

Someone in my feed shared this from a page on Facebook :

National Security

Parents beware
Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

Really?

My aunt is a teacher and had one of her 3rd class kids roaring crying over this Charlie Chatlie game the other dat so it's apparently true. The girl was terrified.

Kids these days, eh?

efb

It's bollicks game with pencils

valoren

All the statues about the Leaving Cert and I'm in Spain chillin'

* apt for the day the English exam is on.

FreeFallin94

"eating Subway at Subway Newcastle West... Man I'm stuffed just at a 6inch hearty italian wiv tickka cheese an lettuce an sweetcorn an bbq sauce wiv a coke feel so queasy only got 1 bite out da cookie oh man don't feel so gud but was worth it x"
/
Along with a picture of her drink and half-eaten cookie. Riveting.

skirtgirl

"of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

Boom.

coolhull

skirtgirl wrote: »

"of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

Boom.

Boom, indeed :rolleyes:

Chris Martin

"Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

Pherekydes

Chris Martin wrote: »

"Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

He should have tried McDonald's.

frash

Chris Martin wrote: »

"Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

Ice Storm

I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.

niallo32

"Yous are one un a million .. I got a form to keep my 18 year old on my payment and they sent ne out the form to get filled out . I got that done and sent it back. Then they send me out the rate with the change over and ny 18 year old isn't included .. I called up to the yesterday cse on the form I had t get stamped by Skool it said I would paid for the 3 months of the summer and so on if she goes t college but the social told the that the forms are wrong and they have tried to get this changed with head quarters so basically I said well if I bring yous proof that she is starting college in Sept will yous continue to pay me and they said no. So at the busy times wen luds want to go places and do things I'm down thirty euros but they will back date it in Sept which is costing the tax payer more money . Thanks sorry for the ramble"

In response to a Shinner politician campaigning against cuts to the most vulnerable.

De Bhál

niallo32 wrote: »

"get stamped by Skool

skool, love it

Robsweezie

Good luck to all the ***** in doing there tests sweating it ou haha :-) :-) :-) wile I lie here in bed an get stoned haha I'd hate to be them :-P

J Mysterio

Un Croissant wrote: »

When I was a kid it was pokemon cards that threatened national security.

Pogs

Chris Martin

frash wrote: »

Ice Storm wrote: »

I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.

Yup, met each other on trip in Vatican, when in Rome, and went up to Venice then.
Stayed in Venice past 4 months for college, and majority of tourists I talk to spend a couple of days in each place trying to see as much as possible.

Not a mistake, but can be seen as it without context.

TheChevron

I have seen it all now.

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