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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭seagull


    Some blockheads about all right.

    No. They're the ones who were called up for Drury duty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    seagull wrote: »
    No. They're the ones who were called up for Drury duty.
    Dury duty,
    But that's enough of that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,927 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    It's a long one with no full stops


    wrote:
    Right this is me lisa this is a message going back to you margaret townie you dirty red rotten whore the cheek of you to call me a whore im no whore it was never in me to be a whore im what you call a right woman a clean decent respectful woman something you wouldnt know about, the cheek of you to call me whore after getting up leaving her own husband and going on with another fella, ive only ever had one man in my life and thats my husband who im still with and will be until the day i die but you'll go through a fair few before you die wont ya smell your the biggest whore going you are now and always was, and lie detector test���� god help ya i need no lie detector test to prove myself to the likes of you my husband knows what i am the country knows what i am theres not a person in the world that could say anything about me except my husband whats killing you is your only dirt and you know your brother that you hate worships the ground i walk on, the whore calling clean women names after telling her husband for 2 long year that she was working that used to go up and doll herself up and jump into her crock of a motor and down to the hotel rooms to meet men..... another time weren't you in a hotel room with another man your children in the room next to ya and you carrying on ridiculouse and your big youngfellas listening to the whole lot, now is that not what ya call a whore���� at the end of the day theres only one man ive had thats my husband can you say the same not in a million year you dirty red rotten whore ya, i have what you want a good life and a man that has nothing only the height of respect for me did you ever wonder why margaret your husband could never bring you to a pub or anywhere for that matter coz of your own dirt and filt margaret i can go to what pubs or anywhere for that matter with my husband because he doesnt have to worry about me unlike townie was with you now margaret townie this is the only status im making to you not to clear myself coz i dont have to do that, just to let people know what your at now good luck smelly arse and dont waste anymore of my time i have better things to be doing����


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,843 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    It's a long one with no full stops

    As those things go, it's not a bad read. She got a lot in there, got her point across well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    'ya dirty red rotten whore'

    That's a bit of a slur on Native American women, isn't it?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    not that kind of ethnic minority


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    It's a long one with no full stops

    "This is for Rachel..."


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,389 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    It's a long one with no full stops
    I'm still a bit unclear. Is Margaret a whore?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Good luck smelly arse :)

    And all spelled correctly and everything! I like that poster :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "poor xxxx be devisted "

    "devisted", anyone ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭Damien360


    "poor xxxx be devisted "

    "devisted", anyone ?

    Devastated


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Damien360 wrote: »
    Devastated

    Yup.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Devastated???


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Devastated???

    Yes


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    divested?


  • Registered Users Posts: 73,382 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Vradkars Ireland.
    Not one egg in Tesco has the word EASTER on the box. It might be offensive to the minorities and Leo won't allow that.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I would certainly be "offended"* if they had "easter" on them on January.





    *not really. Annoyed at best


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Lads ask yourself this question what happens if Scientists Doctors Nurses specialist in Marine Biology of Sea Creatures and any other Specalists cannot find what animal in China The Coronavirus Started in we will all day or have to wear mask and protective white overall boiller suits until we die and even if they do find the animal that started this Coronavirus how do they know a cute antidote is going to stop the virus what happens if they make a cure antidote but it doesn't work WE ARE ALL DOOMED THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD IS DOOMED 2020 THE END OF THE WORLD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE CORONAVIRUS SO DOES IT MATTER EITHER WAY IF WE WEAR MASKS OR NOT CAUSE SOMEONE COULD WALK INTO US THAT HAS THE VIRUS AND PASS IT OFF AFTER TIPPING OFF OUR CLOTHES OR SKIN


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^
    Ah, isn't it lovely to see that some people are totally optimistic?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    What's a cute antidote? :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,395 ✭✭✭✭Sadb


    I saw this on Facebook and thought it was hilarious.

    501622.jpeg


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    What is it with all of these asians I’m Australia (picture of Australian flag) wearing these masks like bloody hell fair income


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭optogirl


    aoh wrote: »
    What is it with all of these asians I’m Australia (picture of Australian flag) wearing these masks like bloody hell fair income

    Equal Pay for Equal Work :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Here's how we gonna sort this fight between _____* and _____* it's not over lads mark my words it's not over until ______ say it's over we are coming for ye not one at a time but altogether this fight fuel feud gangwar is far from over we are going to sort this fight out once and for all on fortnite add me on Xbox I'll cross play with PS4 players too I've a microphone for both Consoles the Friday night and Saturday and Sunday most of next week as schools probably be closed with red weather warnings it's Fermoy V Mitchelstown on Fortnite this Weekend ya right here right now no ****ing messing about fair rounds best of 10 Wins in Creative mode or playground mode and best of 10 in Squad mode Squads Mode who ever wins the most matches out of 20 matches of Fortnite is the better town king of the town 10 v 10 or more if we can add more in lobby how many can you add tho in lobby we all will take turns add me on Xbox One I'm going to get the show on the road and the ball going ______ ye be meat with hammers and guns in Fortnite I'm going to get this fight happening on Fortnite **** Ye ______ **** Ye were going to murder the **** outta ye in Fortnite kill ye off 1 by 1 and bet _____ would win _____lads in and on Fortnite


    * two neighbouring towns


  • Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭KM792


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Here's how we gonna sort this fight between _____* and _____* it's not over lads mark my words it's not over until ______ say it's over we are coming for ye not one at a time but altogether this fight fuel feud gangwar is far from over we are going to sort this fight out once and for all on fortnite add me on Xbox I'll cross play with PS4 players too I've a microphone for both Consoles the Friday night and Saturday and Sunday most of next week as schools probably be closed with red weather warnings it's Fermoy V Mitchelstown on Fortnite this Weekend ya right here right now no ****ing messing about fair rounds best of 10 Wins in Creative mode or playground mode and best of 10 in Squad mode Squads Mode who ever wins the most matches out of 20 matches of Fortnite is the better town king of the town 10 v 10 or more if we can add more in lobby how many can you add tho in lobby we all will take turns add me on Xbox One I'm going to get the show on the road and the ball going ______ ye be meat with hammers and guns in Fortnite I'm going to get this fight happening on Fortnite **** Ye ______ **** Ye were going to murder the **** outta ye in Fortnite kill ye off 1 by 1 and bet _____ would win _____lads in and on Fortnite


    * two neighbouring towns

    Two town's that have always hated each other...


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    Would someone please listen to me I know how to wipe out the NSW Bushfires in Australia and l know how to also get rid of the corona virus I am not lying either I know how to end these threats in Australia once in for all DM me or talk to me on Facebook for more information on how and no hate please I am 100% confident I have won


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    aoh wrote: »
    Would someone please listen to me I know how to wipe out the NSW Bushfires in Australia and l know how to also get rid of the corona virus I am not lying either I know how to end these threats in Australia once in for all DM me or talk to me on Facebook for more information on how and no hate please I am 100% confident I have won

    And you added him/her DMed them and ????


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Time to lock the shop up here & move to more comfortable settings.

    Teplis we have hit the 10K mark

    Amirite !

    Angles assemble

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=112485251


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