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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #452
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    "WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"


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    #453
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    fred funk }{ wrote: »
    "WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"
    Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?


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    #454
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

    Um.

    Check where the blessing is.


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    #455
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users Posts: 27,815 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

    I'd go with 'BLESSINGINTHESKIES' SKIES :P


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    #456
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Someone you're friends with on FB is happy because their partner got a new job and that's a dumb status, why?

    Eh...blessing in the skies (disguise)

    Actually saw it written like that on boards too before.


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    #457
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing! :p


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    #458
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Ah ok, I just assumed it was a religious thing! :p

    Me too :o


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    #459
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

    "Bible speak about this people
    Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"


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    #460
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    rawn wrote: »
    Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

    "Bible speak about this people
    Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

    Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't


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    #461
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Plenty to look at here

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/weep-for-the-future#.cikXy46B9


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    #462
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    rawn wrote: »
    Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

    "Bible speak about this people
    Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"

    So God is sending ISIS to make us into a christian country again.


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    #463
    looking_around
    Registered Users Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭looking_around


    Whosthis wrote: »
    Although misplaced and liberally distributed, she is at least aware of the existence of the full stop.

    Or posted from a phone.
    When I'm typing with phone I often hit full stop instead of space. None of those full stops are placed correctly.


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    #464
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    coolhull wrote: »
    Does even God know what he/she is trying to say in this post, 'cos I sure all as hell don't


    The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.


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    #465
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

    I read this in Samuel L jackson's voice - sounded badass.
    I think I am gonna have a wee pray (just in case)


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    #466
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.
    Good work, Mysterio. But it doesn't explain why ISIS has been active for years now, while we only passed the referendum on Friday. Did they know something we didn't know? And don't get me started on earthquakes...


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    #467
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,114 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    The Bible instructs us on dilemmas such as this. Ireland is being influenced by the devil. Ireland is now no longer a christian country. Why do you think God created women? God is very angry at this turn of events and has therefore sent ISIS, earthquakes and other bad things. Why don't you pray to god and, ask yourself, are you proud of your actions? Read the bible and fear God's wrath.

    If God sent ISIS shouldn't you be on your knees praying in the direction of Mecca?


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    #468
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    fred funk }{ wrote: »
    "WOOP WOOP! John got a new job. We been struggling with cash lately #BLESSINGINTHESKIES"

    First there was telpis. Now blessingintheskies with a #... Of course :D
    I love this thread!


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    #469
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    rawn wrote: »
    Spotted this under an article about the yes vote:

    "Bible speak about this people
    Ireland going for devil's way . This the last time u r not cristian country stupid country wah God created for u a women u don't understand .when God seen this he us angry over us that's way he send isis .earthquakes evry bad things .why don't pray for God .think *name* r u sure u r proud by this stupid low read your bible ok pls afraid for God"


    If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo


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    #470
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    darkdubh wrote: »
    If you think thats nutty you've seen nothing yet.This site is hosted by someone from the complete lunatic end of the No side.Some of the opinions expressed here would be funny if they weren't so scary.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vote-No-to-Gay-Marriage-Ireland-2015/482588055231911?fref=photo

    I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

    Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

    The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.


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    #471
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    "Farming eh who could be bothered with tha? #nobodygottimefortha"
    Que the comments;

    "Ah your dad?"
    "Sure where would ya get your milk loveen"

    "Oops sorry meant shaving damn autocorrect lol"


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    #472
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    ivytwine wrote: »
    I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

    Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

    The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.


    Yep,irony is lost on this bunch.A lot of the more extreme opinions posted seem to be from non Irish too,like the guy(African I think) calling to bomb the poofters or something like that.


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    #473
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Looks like God rolled a misfire with Isis. If he is punishing the West with them then he obviously scattered way off target.

    God has poor dice rolling skills.


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    #474
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ivytwine wrote: »
    I'd be inclined to laugh really. 124 likes and he/she's calling for more admins?! I run a page with 150 likes and I hardly ever bother with it (maybe that's why it's at 150...) running a small Facebook page is hardly that overwhelming!

    Also using dead patriots is hilarious- where's Casement?!!

    The grammar and spelling is good though. Telpis.
    I'd say there's a lot of deleting of posts to be done.


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    #475
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ''yes, yes, yes' Congrats on the referendum. Great news for all my gay friends.
    John ****, (full name supplied) We'll have to find a husband for you now''

    As far as I know, poor John hasn't 'come out' publicly yet.... Well, you're outed now, John


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    #476
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    How do people still believe this crap?!
    Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.


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    #477
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    How do people still believe this crap?!
    Considering how long I've seen that going around I'm pretty sure said "boy" would have either had his surgery or be dead by now.

    "Facebook Companies" :pac:


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    #478
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ".......NSTFBC"

    What?


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    #479
    Fame and Demise
    Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Fame and Demise


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    ".......NSTFBC"

    What?

    not sorry for the broadcast


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    #480
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Fame and Demise wrote: »
    not sorry for the broadcast

    Ya wha?!

    That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."


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    #481
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Ya wha?!

    That's a new one on me but then again, I've only just worked out "smh."

    Then you, good Sir, are further ahead than I am :D


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