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I found a Safe.

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  • #352
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    No work, shaving, washing or getting dressed for me again today :-( come on dude, spend twenty quid in a hire store for a magnetic base drill.


  • #353
    Chris Martin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    Drakares wrote: »
    OP would you be interested in €1,000 cash in exchange for the contents of the safe? If the value of the contents proves to be high, I'll half it with you. If it's nothing, you get a grand.

    Interested?

    You take me as someone who would go all in, in Poker,
    Without looking at your cards...


  • #354
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Woah! That's a seriously good offer>

    A grand don't come for free, OP


  • #355
    Skinnykenyan
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭Skinnykenyan


    Open up this safe muthafuka!! Lol


  • #356
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Somebody will have to be there with him when he opens this, what if he drops dead when he opens it and we never find out what happened ??!!!


  • #357
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Brian McIver, the Derry manager? dafuq does he know about opening safes?

    Bahahaha, I meant MacGyver lol :D

    He's probably in the Yellow Pages OP, he'll give you a hand


  • #358
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    This thread has over thirty two thousand views.

    Fking hell.


  • #359
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Ah OP, I've managed to open chastity belts in lesser time. Hurry up!


  • #360
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    HA


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  • #361
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    ChuCK Norris would be useful in this situ


  • #362
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Merkin wrote: »
    Bahahaha, I meant MacGyver lol :D

    He's probably in the Yellow Pages OP, he'll give you a hand

    He might if he'd check his emails or answer his phone:mad:


    He obviously doesn't realise the urgency of the situation:pac:


  • #363
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,964 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?


  • #364
    Carvin
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭Carvin


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    How do you know your not in the safe already, but it's actually the door to the outside world ?

    Because Morpheus would know to use "you're".


  • #365
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    looksee wrote: »
    Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?

    Brian and Ciara :D


  • #366
    wyrn
    Registered Users Posts: 6,980 ✭✭✭wyrn


    Anything short of finding Pandora's Box or Anglo shares (which is probably the same thing) will be a disappointment. It's like that 100 year old Norwegian package - total let down.

    OP have you asked the lads in the TOG forum? They run lock picking classes, might be worth a try.


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  • #367
    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Chris Martin wrote: »
    You take me as someone who would go all in, in Poker,
    Without looking at your cards...

    Wrong there, mate.

    Fair deal is fair


  • #368
    WhatNowForUs?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭WhatNowForUs?


    looksee wrote: »
    Does anyone remember the thread about the guy in the garage and the girlfriend/date?
    I remember the student and teacher one.


  • #369
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    WhatNowForUs? wrote: »
    I remember the student and teacher one.

    I remember the one where someone didn't open a safe quick enough and they were later found floating face down in the liffey.

    Just sayin'


  • #370
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Damn - haven't been online in a couple of days and was hoping by the time I caught up on the end of this thread it would have been opened.

    I need to know!!!!


  • #371
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    What if the OP actually did get it open, but he had help, and they got greedy, and caved his skull in with a crowbar?

    **** MacGyver, someone call Horatio!


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  • #372
    bradyle
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭bradyle


    How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

    Totally going to be weird porn


  • #373
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    bradyle wrote: »
    How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

    Totally going to be weird porn


    Click "Follow" at the top of the page.


  • #374
    mark renton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭mark renton


    Tough reading through all these suggestions, can someone post an update here on current status of opening safe?

    Last status was man in a back garden looking downwards and scratching head.


  • #375
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,632 ✭✭✭TheBody


    bradyle wrote: »
    How do you subscribe to threads? Really want to see how this ends!

    Totally going to be weird porn

    You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.


  • #376
    bradyle
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭bradyle


    NeVeR wrote: »
    Click "Follow" at the top of the page.

    Yea realised that was there like 3 seconds after I posted it

    Safe is unopened...The locksmith costs too much so he's spend to morrow chiselling away at the concrete to try and drill in.


  • #377
    bradyle
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭bradyle


    TheBody wrote: »
    You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.

    Hey if im paying that kinda money its to the OP to help pay for the locksmith.

    I'm gonna be getting zilch work done till this is over!


  • #378
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    mark renton wrote: »
    Tough reading through all these suggestions, can someone post an update here on current status of opening safe?

    Last status was man in a back garden looking downwards and scratching head.

    So much as happened since:)


    Here's the most recent update

    Son0vagun wrote: »
    ok bad news is...

    If you all recall the picture of the safe in it's unburied state then you will see that the door is a smaller part of the over all top surface of the safe. Well the door consists of four sheets of metal that combined are over a inch thick, so i am never going to drill through that with my electric drill. So the plan was to chrisel down through the concrete to the rest of the roof surface, and drill through that instead.

    So i chiseled away but i chiseled at the wrong side and ended up with nothing to drill through, so it was a waste of time. Sorry guys. I don't have time now to go chisel the other side.

    I will however ring the locksmith and get back to you.


  • #379
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    There is only one safe cracker I could call.

    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/charlizetheron/charlize_theron1_300_400.jpg


    and i do mean cracker !!!!


    Why can't I post images in After Hours :(


  • #380
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    TheBody wrote: »
    You need to lodge €100 €200 into my back account. I'll PM you the details.

    Why wasn't I told the house was in Nigeria??? :D


  • #381
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

    And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

    I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!


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  • #382
    Kerrydude1981
    Registered Users Posts: 14,193 ✭✭✭✭Kerrydude1981


    Give this lad a ring he will have it opened in no time at all using a piece of chewing gum and a refill of a bic biro :)

    https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt8XYmC7FCxbizYW8kwxMTEf8o8Q8NEr3Iv25opawmY0vHu-mj1A


  • #383
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Have you phoned Joe?


  • #384
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Be careful OP, the Celtic Tiger could be in there.
    Was wondering where it went......


  • #385
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

    And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

    I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

    I'll take a punt... I'll offer you the full cost of the locksmith for HALF the contents plus first pick of any booty. If there's nothing I go home empty handed.


  • #386
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,083 ✭✭✭OU812


    In all seriousness, you should contact one of the radio stations (Darcy or Foley probably), give them the backstory & then do a live on air opening. They'll pay for the locksmith.


  • #387
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    there are so many people still missing in Ireland.....

    this safe could contain clues of a loved ones whereabouts for all we know


  • #388
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,083 ✭✭✭OU812


    ^ Welcome Buzz Killington


  • #389
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    SORRY!!!!


  • #390
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Sadderday wrote: »
    get the finger out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How do you know there's a finger in it?
    F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!


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  • #391
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    ArtyM wrote: »
    How do you know there's a finger in it?
    F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!


    meaning: get yer finger outta your a'ss and open that thing


  • #392
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Right, i'm in Meath and think my sister is friends with a locksmith. Gonna get a quote! Need to know what is in the safe! I can't take it anymore.


  • #393
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
    According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.


  • #394
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i've read the grand total of about 10 posts in this thread yet i'm delirious wanting to know whats in the safe!!!

    although i'm guessing its going to be sfa


  • #395
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
    According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

    Very nice


  • #396
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Have you big tits?

    ..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?


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  • #397
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    i'm in meath and i possess great strength and an aldi sledge hammer - if you need me - just call.


  • #398
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I'm in Navan. My husband reckons he can open that no problem. If you need a hand just let us know.


  • #399
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    Have you big tits?
    MidlandsM wrote: »
    ..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

    Helps cushion against the explosion - standard procedure in a high explosive situation that all operatives have a hard hat and massive bossoms - Well it is in all the movies I watch!


  • #400
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

    Why don't you post your address as well?


  • #401
    jinkybhoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭jinkybhoy


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Why don't you post your address as well?

    and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...


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