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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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Sadderday

Where To wrote: »

'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'

'keep the change ya filthy animal'

Where To

TheBody wrote: »

Drop an e-mail to this guy:

gerry.adams@ira.ie

Very good and with explosives.

'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'

TheBody

Drop an e-mail to this guy:

gerry.adams@ira.ie

Very good and with explosives.

Sadderday

Son0vagun wrote: »

You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.

Don't leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - NEED TO KNOW

Abi

Pudders wrote: »

Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

Did ya hear that it looks like they're going to do a 'merican version of this? They'll probably bastardize it just like they did to Shameless.

Pudders

Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

Abi

Curiosity killed the cat folks..

OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE!!!!!!!11!!!

wush06

Let's all have a guess what's in the safe while we are waiting. I'm going with some old bank statements insurance stuff and some old Irish coins.

GalwayGuy2

and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...

And a picture of yourself..

Naked...

Chiseling the safe.

For fapping studying.

BUBBLE WRAP

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

So are you really living in Galway?? :pac:

Son0vagun

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.

jinkybhoy

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...

GalwayGuy2

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

Why don't you post your address as well?

jinkybhoy

Have you big tits?

MidlandsM wrote: »

..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

Helps cushion against the explosion - standard procedure in a high explosive situation that all operatives have a hard hat and massive bossoms - Well it is in all the movies I watch!

lukesmom

I'm in Navan. My husband reckons he can open that no problem. If you need a hand just let us know.

jinkybhoy

i'm in meath and i possess great strength and an aldi sledge hammer - if you need me - just call.

MidlandsM

Son0vagun wrote: »

Have you big tits?

..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

Son0vagun

Gran Hermano wrote: »

OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

Very nice

thebigbiffo

i've read the grand total of about 10 posts in this thread yet i'm delirious wanting to know whats in the safe!!!

although i'm guessing its going to be sfa

Gran Hermano

OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

Mince Pie

Right, i'm in Meath and think my sister is friends with a locksmith. Gonna get a quote! Need to know what is in the safe! I can't take it anymore.

Sadderday

ArtyM wrote: »

How do you know there's a finger in it?
F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!

meaning: get yer finger outta your a'ss and open that thing

ArtyM

Sadderday wrote: »

get the finger out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know there's a finger in it?
F**kin strange thing to keep in a safe!

Sadderday

SORRY!!!!

OU812

^ Welcome Buzz Killington

Sadderday

there are so many people still missing in Ireland.....

this safe could contain clues of a loved ones whereabouts for all we know

OU812

In all seriousness, you should contact one of the radio stations (Darcy or Foley probably), give them the backstory & then do a live on air opening. They'll pay for the locksmith.

Unregistered.

Son0vagun wrote: »

Look guys if a safe, it's made not to be broken into. I don't have the money to pay for a locksmith and I don't have the time to spend the day chiselling away. Best I can do is a bit more chiselling in the morning and hopefully drill a hole into the safe to get a look. So please be patient.

And please remember I full expect this safe to be empty.

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

I'll take a punt... I'll offer you the full cost of the locksmith for HALF the contents plus first pick of any booty. If there's nothing I go home empty handed.

dr strangelove

Be careful OP, the Celtic Tiger could be in there.
Was wondering where it went......

Merkin

Have you phoned Joe?