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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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Mince Pie

Right, i'm in Meath and think my sister is friends with a locksmith. Gonna get a quote! Need to know what is in the safe! I can't take it anymore.

Gran Hermano

OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

thebigbiffo

i've read the grand total of about 10 posts in this thread yet i'm delirious wanting to know whats in the safe!!!

although i'm guessing its going to be sfa

Son0vagun

Gran Hermano wrote: »

OP, drop me a PM if you're still stuck.
According to the black taxi driver who dropped me home yesterday I am some cracker.

Very nice

MidlandsM

Son0vagun wrote: »

Have you big tits?

..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

jinkybhoy

i'm in meath and i possess great strength and an aldi sledge hammer - if you need me - just call.

lukesmom

I'm in Navan. My husband reckons he can open that no problem. If you need a hand just let us know.

jinkybhoy

Have you big tits?

MidlandsM wrote: »

..a pre-requisite for safe cracking i take it?

Helps cushion against the explosion - standard procedure in a high explosive situation that all operatives have a hard hat and massive bossoms - Well it is in all the movies I watch!

GalwayGuy2

I live in Meath, I might consider a trust worthy member to give me a hand!

Why don't you post your address as well?

jinkybhoy

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...

Son0vagun

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.

BUBBLE WRAP

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Why don't you post your address as well?

So are you really living in Galway?? :pac:

GalwayGuy2

and what time you normally do your weekly shop and your work hours...

And a picture of yourself..

Naked...

Chiseling the safe.

For fapping studying.

wush06

Let's all have a guess what's in the safe while we are waiting. I'm going with some old bank statements insurance stuff and some old Irish coins.

Abi

Curiosity killed the cat folks..

OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE!!!!!!!11!!!

Pudders

Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

Abi

Pudders wrote: »

Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

Did ya hear that it looks like they're going to do a 'merican version of this? They'll probably bastardize it just like they did to Shameless.

Sadderday

Son0vagun wrote: »

You're right, I shouldn't even be on here.

Don't leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - NEED TO KNOW

TheBody

Drop an e-mail to this guy:

gerry.adams@ira.ie

Very good and with explosives.

Where To

TheBody wrote: »

Drop an e-mail to this guy:

gerry.adams@ira.ie

Very good and with explosives.

'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'

Sadderday

Where To wrote: »

'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'

'keep the change ya filthy animal'

OU812

Pudders wrote: »

Where are Nidge and the lads when you really need them? They'd have this sorted yesterday and would already be out partying on the contents!

His feckin safe wasn't even screwed down.

dr strangelove

TheBody wrote: »

Drop an e-mail to this guy:

gerry.adams@ira.ie

Very good and with explosives.

Am i the only one that:

a) tried to go to ira.ie
b) was disappointed that it's already been taken
c) even more disappointed that that it's only a holding page, and there's no-one selling balaclavas on it......

BillyMitchel

This thread reminds me of when billy was a kid running around the streets of London and one Christmas morning I was dying to play the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game on the commoder 64. I was waiting months to play it. Most exciting time ever.

Santa wasn't even fully back up the chimney before I ran down the stairs ripped open the wrapping paper, open the box and there was nothing inside.

fangee

wush06 wrote: »

Let's all have a guess what's in the safe while we are waiting. I'm going with some old bank statements insurance stuff and some old Irish coins.

I'm guessing a galaxy of tiles and a french mushroom.

inforfun

Safe will contain the original recording of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM

ibarelycare

OU812 wrote: »

In all seriousness, you should contact one of the radio stations (Darcy or Foley probably), give them the backstory & then do a live on air opening. They'll pay for the locksmith.

Don't do this. If there's anything valuable with it then you'll be forced to give it up to the dead man's relatives. AH doesn't have those kinds of morals.

Mr E

BillyMitchel wrote: »

This thread reminds me of when billy was a kid running around the streets of London and one Christmas morning I was dying to play the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game on the commoder 64. I was waiting months to play it. Most exciting time ever.

Santa wasn't even fully back up the chimney before I ran down the stairs ripped open the wrapping paper, open the box and there was nothing inside.

You're an Eastenders character. Misery and disappointment is par for the course on Christmas day.

wonderfulname

I don't know how I'm so hooked on this thread!

OP set up a site with a livestream of the safe and one of those paypal donate buttons, people will definitely pay towards the locksmith.

I know I will, I have to know!!!

lkionm

The internet also has no morals but high horses are forged from the weekly email bag those radio shows get and will want you to give it all to charity.