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DB21 · 31-12-2012 04:36PM

Some girls shud not be allowed have children wen theyre clearly still children themselves. poisoning the little baby inside them coz they can be selfless for nine months and then just bein a weapon in general...stop looking for attention and cop on!!! ur the only one looking like a fool!! Rant over :-)

Okay, first off, point's for using the correct version of they're/there/their (Even if it doesn't have the apostrophe)

The rest though, I have no idea what they're talking about. Is it a pro-life rant in general? A rant directed at one person? A poorly constructed collection of thoughts?

DB21 · 31-12-2012 04:36PM

Some girls shud not be allowed have children wen theyre clearly still children themselves. poisoning the little baby inside them coz they can be selfless for nine months and then just bein a weapon in general...stop looking for attention and cop on!!! ur the only one looking like a fool!! Rant over :-)

Okay, first off, points for using the correct version of they're/there/their (Even if it doesn't have the apostrophe)

The rest though, I have no idea what they're talking about. Is it a pro-life rant in general? A rant directed at one person? A poorly constructed collection of thoughts?

starlings · 31-12-2012 04:39PM

DB21 wrote: »

Okay, first off, point's for using the correct version of they're/there/their (Even if it doesn't have the apostrophe)

points

DB21 · 31-12-2012 04:41PM

starlings wrote: »

points

Serious irony there

MrStuffins · 31-12-2012 05:00PM

DB21 wrote: »

Okay, first off, points for using the correct version of they're/there/their (Even if it doesn't have the apostrophe)

The rest though, I have no idea what they're talking about. Is it a pro-life rant in general? A rant directed at one person? A poorly constructed collection of thoughts?

I'd imagine this is a comment on the fact that song girls, who are very immature, get pregnant when they are not ready to look after a child.

Some girls want a baby almost the way a little girls wants a doll, they want an accessory.

Some girls will be pregnant, but still act like they have the right to be normal teenagers at the same time with all of the benefits of being one, drinking, smoking, treating their bodies like ****.

I've seen it. Pregnant girls in nightclubs ordering Jagerbombs at the bar and smoking like a chimney in the smoking area!

The person who posts the above actually has a point.

westies4ever · 03-01-2013 01:11AM

I've only reactivated my ac recently but oh my god.

My aunt died at 6am this morning RIP. bad enough but its on her daughters (my cousin) birthday.

The amount of ****tards who obviously don't know her posting inane happy birthday messages - last one 10 minutes ago is boggling.

There are even previous sympathy messages!

coolhull · 03-01-2013 01:58AM

'' 'Like' if you think this little girl should have a life-saving operation' ''

That's going to make a difference to the hospital, and speed up waiting times?

SerialComplaint · 03-01-2013 10:36AM

westies4ever wrote: »

I've only reactivated my ac recently but oh my god.

My aunt died at 6am this morning RIP. bad enough but its on her daughters (my cousin) birthday.

The amount of ****tards who obviously don't know her posting inane happy birthday messages - last one 10 minutes ago is boggling.

There are even previous sympathy messages!

I wouldn't normally check someone's wall before posting a birthday message. FB puts up a little status box directly under the birthday notification to allow me to post a message directly, without getting onto the person's wall. Nothing unusual about that. Sorry to hear about your aunt.

Tea-a-Maria · 03-01-2013 01:38PM

Spotted on an acquaintance's page.

'I come home last night to meet the cousins from Australia when my uncle challenged me to a cocktail competition (?!). I make the most amazing pina coladas you ever done see and tell him it's his turn. He comes back with a pint of Guinness with an umbrella in it and calls me a f*ggot...'

I laughed.:D

jd007 · 03-01-2013 01:52PM

coolhull wrote: »

'' 'Like' if you think this little girl should have a life-saving operation' ''

That's going to make a difference to the hospital, and speed up waiting times?

http://imgur.com/HLXyL

coolhull · 04-01-2013 10:03PM

'' Share this if you love your child with all your heart''

And the subtext is : if you don't share, then you don't give a sh1te for your child.....

Such absolute crap

coolhull · 04-01-2013 10:03PM

'' Share this if you love your child with all your heart''

And the subtext is : if you don't share, then you don't give a sh1te for your child.....

Such absolute crap

westies4ever · 04-01-2013 10:09PM

SerialComplaint wrote: »

I wouldn't normally check someone's wall before posting a birthday message. FB puts up a little status box directly under the birthday notification to allow me to post a message directly, without getting onto the person's wall. Nothing unusual about that. Sorry to hear about your aunt.

I understand - the point I'm making is that if they were true friends they'd have known - it's a small town. Some of the messages were 18hours after she died.

Fluorescence · 05-01-2013 01:49AM

coolhull wrote: »

'' Share this if you love your child with all your heart''

And the subtext is : if you don't share, then you don't give a sh1te for your child.....

Such absolute crap

Like the current trend, "Like this in 3 SECONDS if YOU'RE NOT A RACIST"

:rolleyes: /facepalm

coolhull · 05-01-2013 03:02PM

Or "like if you miss your loved ones who are gone to Heaven"..... ffs

wnolan1992 · 05-01-2013 03:12PM

Fluorescence wrote: »

Like the current trend, "Like this in 3 SECONDS if YOU'RE NOT A RACIST"

:rolleyes: /facepalm

Haven't seen those ones, but I have a feeling there's a certain degree of irony behind them....

KamiKazeKitten · 05-01-2013 05:54PM

Only in Roscommon would a customer arrive up to buy a litre of milk off you, explaining that the cow is dry...

Saw this one and laughed!

coolhull · 05-01-2013 11:00PM

And I saw this on Christmas week:
'' A man has been spotted in Kilkenny this morning, going from door to door ''

Turned out to be the postman

PizzamanIRL · 07-01-2013 03:19PM

Dear Brain, I would genuinely appreciate if you would shut the **** down and let me sleep! Yours sincerely, your pissed off owner.

Getting off Facebook might help.

I see these type of status' every night

BUBBLE WRAP · 07-01-2013 03:20PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Getting off Facebook might help.

I see these type of status' every night

He/She calls their computer "Brian"? Now that's just cringe worthy....

gnfnrhead · 07-01-2013 04:18PM

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

He/She calls their computer "Brian"? Now that's just cringe worthy....

Read it again :P

Knockout_91 · 07-01-2013 05:05PM

I too read that as Brian ...

MaxSteele · 07-01-2013 05:44PM

Fluorescence wrote: »

Like the current trend, "Like this in 3 SECONDS if YOU'RE NOT A RACIST"

:rolleyes: /facepalm

*Posts picture of Rwandan civil war 1994* :cool:

coolhull · 07-01-2013 07:40PM

MaxSteele wrote: »

*Posts picture of Rwandan civil war 1994* :cool:

Or pictures of the Martin Luther King march in 1967

Tetra · 07-01-2013 08:59PM

"Wow really you know what I am going to step back and bite my tongue for now if you're trying to p*** me off it's not working all I wanted to do is talk to my kids I could give a f*** about anybody else. Can't nobody ever ever take my place and it is what it is but it won't be for too long I I been doing all the Parenting since my kids came home and since they been born they are not getting mines that easy and not about to try to play me either. go ahead and try to not let my kids talk to me they just going to hate you and then I'm their mother I will always be there mother I never kept them from you let my children call me and stop thinking about yourself. I don't care who writes what I got to say don't know me you'll live in my house don't know your walk in my shoes don't know you'll see what I go through so you can feel free to call me if you would like to but it is what it is I'm about to get back to me and mines in get my house together. just all you haters and snakes in the grass leave me the f*** alone because I don't bother you so don't f****** bother me"

^^^^ Saw this on my newsfeed earlier

MrStuffins · 07-01-2013 09:01PM

Tetra wrote: »

"Wow really you know what I am going to step back and bite my tongue for now if you're trying to p*** me off it's not working all I wanted to do is talk to my kids I could give a f*** about anybody else. Can't nobody ever ever take my place and it is what it is but it won't be for too long I I been doing all the Parenting since my kids came home and since they been born they are not getting mines that easy and not about to try to play me either. go ahead and try to not let my kids talk to me they just going to hate you and then I'm their mother I will always be there mother I never kept them from you let my children call me and stop thinking about yourself. I don't care who writes what I got to say don't know me you'll live in my house don't know your walk in my shoes don't know you'll see what I go through so you can feel free to call me if you would like to but it is what it is I'm about to get back to me and mines in get my house together. just all you haters and snakes in the grass leave me the f*** alone because I don't bother you so don't f****** bother me"

^^^^ Saw this on my newsfeed earlier

"You ok hun?"

- "Don't want to talk about it"

Quazzie · 07-01-2013 09:03PM

So these loyalist scum want to parade through the city they terrorised next weekend wanting to ban our tricolour flag, they gotta realise it dont matter where abouts you are on this island its ireland north or south and we let their queen go home untouched so dont push the boat out too far fellas ooohhh i smell a session in dublin.... #republic4life

NegativeCreep · 07-01-2013 09:24PM

Quazzie wrote: »

So these loyalist scum want to parade through the city they terrorised next weekend wanting to ban our tricolour flag, they gotta realise it dont matter where abouts you are on this island its ireland north or south and we let their queen go home untouched so dont push the boat out too far fellas ooohhh i smell a session in dublin.... #republic4life

Lovely :rolleyes:

BUBBLE WRAP · 07-01-2013 09:32PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Lovely :rolleyes:

I think that's a very valid point.

Senna · 07-01-2013 09:36PM

This probably deserves a thread of its own;

Big stink caused over lovely ring Facebook prize…

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