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ronan45

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

batistuta9

wex_lad wrote: »

*Not as ridiculous as some of the comments people have put up on here but this idiot does my head in with her hashtag status updates & overuse of the word "bants".

only proper idiots use hashtag's on FB, the others are just coming across as idiots because they use an app that uploads the same thing to all their social media sites in one go

wildlifeboy

are you serious about shaggyboi? I had a gander at his page and he is an illiterate ugly mongo who just posts pure ****e. i can only guess that the people following him are of a similar ilk.

TheChevron

the doel all fúck ásshole i hop the place go fire fúck ássholes

I shít you not.

milltown

kunst nugget wrote: »

Genuine question: Is he mentally retarded?

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

wonderfulname

I think shaggy boi and I may have different definitions of the term "boi"...

Sinfonia

13spanner wrote: »

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/3859/49443942.png

Screenshot of my news feed. Best part is yer man is a pure waster :rolleyes:

The suggested background music adds to the effect, give it a try had to like that comment.

Sweet baby Jesus.


"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Queen-Mise

Sinfonia wrote: »

Sweet baby Jesus.


"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Some slight contradictions there alright. Strange

wnolan1992

bored off mi fukin tree , seriously need sumfin to do

Here's an idea, learn to bloody spell.

Seriously, why replace the "y" in my with an "i"? That doesn't even make sense if you want to go down the "I was using txtspk because it's faster" route! It's as irritating as those gowls who spell "you" as "yhoo".

Bah! :mad:

Bipolar Joe

milltown wrote: »

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

White people should not be allowed to dance.

Plumpynutt

My ****in neighbors can go **** themselves, the selfish ***** have being screaming and shouting all morning, I'm so ****in tired I cant sleep because of them, i am currently downloading the worlds most annoying sounds and explosion sounds and will be facing the speakers against the wall on full and I'm heading out for 2 hours, not racist but I hope this reminds yous of home you ****in lebonease *****!!!!!!!!

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:

Santa Claus i have being on a mad one for years, gettin wasted and drinkin I smoke on a regular basis, I stay up all night bending the laws of society and have fun while I'm doing it, I plan to do the same all over the christmas period, So go **** yourself you FAT Judgmental ****!!!!!!!

What an arse

wnolan1992

Plumpynutt wrote: »

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:


What an arse

I was on his side until the last line of the first one.

Grayson

ronan45 wrote: »

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

I was going to type a completly different reply until I saw this written under the message box

bmp doc docx gif jpe jpeg jpg kmz pdf png psd sc2replay txt xls xlsx zip

That makes more sense than the sh1te shaggyboi posts.

Il Trap

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

Dear God, what a sad b*****d.

I_smell_fear

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

Grayson

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

HE's on twitter

music is my drug and me being lreland top party animal makes me lreland people beers and drugs on a dancefloor oya i keep the buzz alive yup

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Paddy Cow

Grayson wrote: »

HE's on twitter

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Tallafornia?

smileyj1987

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

I would love to know does he work or does he go out mooching drinks when he's out .

holystungun9

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

White people should not be allowed to dance.

Betta rekognize, foo!

miralize

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I would love to know does he work or does he go out mooching drinks when he's out .

Your question answered... his poetry is so profound

krudler

that guy is a fcuking mong. Imagine being his parents, millions of sperm racing to procreate and the one that does creates that gormless buffoon.

yupyup

smileyj1987

miralize wrote: »

Your question answered... his poetry is so profound

Any chance of that in proper english , I don't speak waster !

batistuta9

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Any chance of that in proper english , I don't speak waster !

get over yourself

miralize

batistuta9 wrote: »

get over yourself

Shaggy, is that you?

The King of Moo

This "shaggyboi" is surely a "hilarious" character concocted by a 1st-year Arts student.
If he toned things down a bit it'd be more believable. I don't think the character's a million miles from his creator: a sad little twerp craving attention.

Festy

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

Ihatecuddles-old

Festy wrote: »

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

It wasn't me!

ronan45

shaggy needs his own tv fly on the wall show....................second thoughts,,,,,,,,,,,, no he shoudnt

cooliotheboya

Festy wrote: »

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

Irelands top buzzer.

kunst nugget

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Irelands top buzzer.

I'm presuming buzzer is the new hip term for spastic?