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ronan45 · 19-11-2012 12:38pm

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

batistuta9 · 19-11-2012 6:32pm

wex_lad wrote: »

*Not as ridiculous as some of the comments people have put up on here but this idiot does my head in with her hashtag status updates & overuse of the word "bants".

only proper idiots use hashtag's on FB, the others are just coming across as idiots because they use an app that uploads the same thing to all their social media sites in one go

wildlifeboy · 20-11-2012 9:51am

are you serious about shaggyboi? I had a gander at his page and he is an illiterate ugly mongo who just posts pure ****e. i can only guess that the people following him are of a similar ilk.

TheChevron · 20-11-2012 4:33pm

the doel all fúck ásshole i hop the place go fire fúck ássholes

I shít you not.

milltown · 20-11-2012 5:58pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Genuine question: Is he mentally retarded?

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

wonderfulname · 20-11-2012 7:49pm

I think shaggy boi and I may have different definitions of the term "boi"...

Sinfonia · 20-11-2012 9:04pm

13spanner wrote: »

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/3859/49443942.png

Screenshot of my news feed. Best part is yer man is a pure waster :rolleyes:

The suggested background music adds to the effect, give it a try had to like that comment.

Sweet baby Jesus.

"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Queen-Mise · 20-11-2012 11:05pm

Sinfonia wrote: »

Sweet baby Jesus.

"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Some slight contradictions there alright. Strange

wnolan1992 · 24-11-2012 1:13pm

bored off mi fukin tree , seriously need sumfin to do

Here's an idea, learn to bloody spell.

Seriously, why replace the "y" in my with an "i"? That doesn't even make sense if you want to go down the "I was using txtspk because it's faster" route! It's as irritating as those gowls who spell "you" as "yhoo".

Bah! :mad:

Bipolar Joe · 24-11-2012 1:18pm

milltown wrote: »

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

White people should not be allowed to dance.

Plumpynutt · 24-11-2012 1:29pm

My ****in neighbors can go **** themselves, the selfish ***** have being screaming and shouting all morning, I'm so ****in tired I cant sleep because of them, i am currently downloading the worlds most annoying sounds and explosion sounds and will be facing the speakers against the wall on full and I'm heading out for 2 hours, not racist but I hope this reminds yous of home you ****in lebonease *****!!!!!!!!

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:

Santa Claus i have being on a mad one for years, gettin wasted and drinkin I smoke on a regular basis, I stay up all night bending the laws of society and have fun while I'm doing it, I plan to do the same all over the christmas period, So go **** yourself you FAT Judgmental ****!!!!!!!

What an arse

wnolan1992 · 24-11-2012 1:38pm

Plumpynutt wrote: »

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:

What an arse

I was on his side until the last line of the first one.

Grayson · 24-11-2012 2:32pm

ronan45 wrote: »

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

I was going to type a completly different reply until I saw this written under the message box

bmp doc docx gif jpe jpeg jpg kmz pdf png psd sc2replay txt xls xlsx zip

That makes more sense than the sh1te shaggyboi posts.

Il Trap · 24-11-2012 2:41pm

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

Dear God, what a sad b*****d.

I_smell_fear · 24-11-2012 4:45pm

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

Grayson · 24-11-2012 5:22pm

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

HE's on twitter

music is my drug and me being lreland top party animal makes me lreland people beers and drugs on a dancefloor oya i keep the buzz alive yup

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Paddy Cow · 25-11-2012 8:00pm

Grayson wrote: »

HE's on twitter

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Tallafornia?

smileyj1987 · 25-11-2012 8:09pm

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

I would love to know does he work or does he go out mooching drinks when he's out .

holystungun9 · 25-11-2012 9:14pm

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

White people should not be allowed to dance.

Betta rekognize, foo!

miralize · 25-11-2012 9:59pm

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I would love to know does he work or does he go out mooching drinks when he's out .

Your question answered... his poetry is so profound

krudler · 25-11-2012 10:07pm

that guy is a fcuking mong. Imagine being his parents, millions of sperm racing to procreate and the one that does creates that gormless buffoon.

yupyup

smileyj1987 · 25-11-2012 11:31pm

miralize wrote: »

Your question answered... his poetry is so profound

Any chance of that in proper english , I don't speak waster !

batistuta9 · 25-11-2012 11:33pm

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Any chance of that in proper english , I don't speak waster !

get over yourself

miralize · 25-11-2012 11:45pm

batistuta9 wrote: »

get over yourself

Shaggy, is that you?

The King of Moo · 26-11-2012 1:22am

This "shaggyboi" is surely a "hilarious" character concocted by a 1st-year Arts student.
If he toned things down a bit it'd be more believable. I don't think the character's a million miles from his creator: a sad little twerp craving attention.

Festy · 26-11-2012 1:59am

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

Ihatecuddles-old · 26-11-2012 2:01am

Festy wrote: »

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

It wasn't me!

ronan45 · 26-11-2012 12:49pm

shaggy needs his own tv fly on the wall show....................second thoughts,,,,,,,,,,,, no he shoudnt

cooliotheboya · 26-11-2012 12:52pm

Festy wrote: »

Who the heck is this Shaggy chap ?

Irelands top buzzer.

kunst nugget · 26-11-2012 12:59pm

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Irelands top buzzer.

I'm presuming buzzer is the new hip term for spastic?

leggo · 26-11-2012 4:24pm

The chap is clearly a spoofer or a bit dim...but how angry people are getting about him makes it seem like some are jealous he's getting this attention. Relax lads, you'll have your day when you'll get all the likes.

MrStuffins · 26-11-2012 7:49pm

leggo wrote: »

The chap is clearly a spoofer or a bit dim...but how angry people are getting about him makes it seem like some are jealous he's getting this attention. Relax lads, you'll have your day when you'll get all the likes.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jealousy-is-an-illness-Get-well-soon-babes/242609944863

cooliotheboya · 26-11-2012 11:28pm

Like all good celebrities Shaggy Boii will have to deal with the parody accounts
https://www.facebook.com/ShaggyyyGuurrlll?ref=stream
https://www.facebook.com/HaggyBoii?fref=tck

cooliotheboya · 26-11-2012 11:28pm

Like all good celebrities Shaggy Boii will have to deal with the parody accounts
https://www.facebook.com/ShaggyyyGuurrlll?ref=stream
https://www.facebook.com/HaggyBoii?fref=tck

The King of Moo · 26-11-2012 11:31pm

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Like all good celebrities Shaggy Boii will have to deal with the parody accounts
https://www.facebook.com/ShaggyyyGuurrlll?ref=stream
https://www.facebook.com/HaggyBoii?fref=tck

I'm not sure which is sadder: you doing this as a genuine "Shaggy Boii" fan, or (the more likely explanation in my opinion), you doing this as "Shaggy Boii" himself desperately craving more attention.

cooliotheboya · 26-11-2012 11:48pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'm not sure which is sadder: you doing this as a genuine "Shaggy Boii" fan, or (the more likely explanation in my opinion), you doing this as "Shaggy Boii" himself desperately craving more attention.

Yes I am a genuine fan and not the main man himself. If you checked his page prior to posting you will have seen that he is attending a nightclub in Galway this evening.

Wils110 · 27-11-2012 1:00am

Just had a great session training in the gym....time for a curry

wildlifeboy · 27-11-2012 10:17am

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Yes I am a genuine fan and not the main man himself. If you checked his page prior to posting you will have seen that he is attending a nightclub in Galway this evening.

I am curious about this as I have looked up his page twice now and be honest with me but what is it you are a fan of? He has a six pack and goes clubbing regularly and pulls silly pouty faces in pictures and says yup yup a lot. he isnt good looking so i am not sure why lots of girls want to get in pictures with him. if he is really funny or witty then i suppose i might be able to see the appeal but his page and his pictures are neither funny or witty just some wannabe celebrity. If you can give me a genuine reason for his fanbase then i may listen. give it your best shot!

implausible · 27-11-2012 5:37pm

wildlifeboy wrote: »

says yup yup a lot.

Where I'm from, 'yup, yup' is the noise you make when moving cattle:rolleyes:

AnonoBoy · 27-11-2012 5:42pm

Is Shaggy Boi not the sort of lad that the Hardy Bucks would smack the sh*te out of down at the handball alley?

wnolan1992 · 27-11-2012 5:49pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Is Shaggy Boi not the sort of lad that the Hardy Bucks would smack the sh*te out of down at the handball alley?

Or maybe he's the sort of waster we should just ignore instead of inflating his ego by dedicating 40+ posts to him...

Festy · 27-11-2012 7:25pm

Mrs Shaggy

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=tn_tnmn#!/ShaggyyyGuurrlll

:eek:

2 ugly F##ks her and that other mongrel.They'd go well together LMAO

cooliotheboya · 04-12-2012 9:59am

wildlifeboy wrote: »

I am curious about this as I have looked up his page twice now and be honest with me but what is it you are a fan of? He has a six pack and goes clubbing regularly and pulls silly pouty faces in pictures and says yup yup a lot. he isnt good looking so i am not sure why lots of girls want to get in pictures with him. if he is really funny or witty then i suppose i might be able to see the appeal but his page and his pictures are neither funny or witty just some wannabe celebrity. If you can give me a genuine reason for his fanbase then i may listen. give it your best shot!

Just seeing this now. Hes Irelands top party animal and dont just take my word for it take the 6571 who subscribe to his facebook as the answer to that. I genuinely enjoy going on Facebook to see what he puts up, something not many people are able to make me do. Unlike you I find his posts witty. Fairplay to him hes being constructive and bringing joy to many. Long may it continue.

RoryMac · 04-12-2012 10:40am

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Just seeing this now. Hes Irelands top party animal and dont just take my word for it take the 6571 who subscribe to his facebook as the answer to that. I genuinely enjoy going on Facebook to see what he puts up, something not many people are able to make me do. Unlike you I find his posts witty. Fairplay to him hes being constructive and bringing joy to many. Long may it continue.

Posts like that make me hope the Mayans were right!

batistuta9 · 04-12-2012 11:10am

RoryMac wrote: »

Posts like that make me hope the Mayans were right!

This post could be in a thread called "Dumb/Great Boards.ie Posts" as the Mayans didn't believe the world was going to end this year

AnonoBoy · 04-12-2012 11:31am

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Just seeing this now. Hes Irelands top party animal and dont just take my word for it take the 6571 who subscribe to his facebook as the answer to that. I genuinely enjoy going on Facebook to see what he puts up, something not many people are able to make me do. Unlike you I find his posts witty. Fairplay to him hes being constructive and bringing joy to many. Long may it continue.

Let me guess... he's your brother/friend/neighbour?

wnolan1992 · 04-12-2012 12:40pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Let me guess... he's your brother/friend/neighbour?

I suspect their relationship is a lot closer than that...

AnonoBoy · 04-12-2012 12:58pm

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I suspect their relationship is a lot closer than that...

Spelling would lead me to believe they're not the one and the same but there's a definite connection.

MrStuffins · 04-12-2012 1:12pm

This thread is starting to become what this thread is about.

Lads, please, shut the f*ck up about Shaggy Boy or whatever he's calling himself.

He wants attention, you are giving him attention. You are playing right into what he's about. PLEASE shut the f*ck up about him.

languagenerd · 04-12-2012 1:58pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

This thread is starting to become what this thread is about.

Lads, please, shut the f*ck up about Shaggy Boy or whatever he's calling himself.

He wants attention, you are giving him attention. You are playing right into what he's about. PLEASE shut the f*ck up about him.

I haven't even looked at his page, but I feel like I have from all the posts here. Thread is going in circles >.<

If you don't want him getting attention, stop giving it to him!

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