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    #2612
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    I'm choking laughing at this

    'The amount of sluts on Halloween is gonna be quality, im free all this week if any large units wanna hand in cv's to me, ill slaughter anything for a buzz'


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    #2613
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    ....


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    #2614
    miralize
    Registered Users Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    Got my first annoyed.com, aww.... *unfriend*


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    #2615
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    miralize wrote: »
    Got my first annoyed.com, aww.... *unfriend*

    My fist what!? :eek:


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    #2616
    miralize
    Registered Users Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    My fist what!? :eek:

    annoyed.com, when people use fictional websites as adjectives to describe their current state of emotion

    XFtmo.jpg


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    #2617
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    miralize wrote: »
    annoyed.com, when people use fictional websites as adjectives to describe their current state of emotion

    XFtmo.jpg

    Oh, I see.


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    #2618
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Christ almighy...I don't know these people but I'm genuinely sorry to say we have a couple of mutual friends


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    #2619
    gnfnrhead
    Registered Users Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Christ almighy...I don't know these people but I'm genuinely sorry to say we have a couple of mutual friends

    Facebook really need to set something up for when people sign up. Ideally something to figure out if they have ever heard of grammar before! That was painfully hard to read and unfortunately, I have friends who type the same way.


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    #2620
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Christ almighy...I don't know these people but I'm genuinely sorry to say we have a couple of mutual friends

    Tough to read but I genuinely laughed when I read "the get ou off the gaff"

    Pair of neanderthals were probably sitting beside each other!!


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    #2621
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Sweet Jesus that hurt my eyes!!


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    #2622
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    'Fuk off asnd leave me alone'

    'Then get outta the gaff'

    Brilliant! :D


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    #2623
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    "thoughts of signing on KILL ME NOW plz!!!"

    So, you're dreading getting off your arse, leaving your house for 5 minutes to sign your name and get €188 each week for nothing. Oh, ok.


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    #2624
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,979 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    "thoughts of signing on KILL ME NOW plz!!!"

    So, you're dreading getting off your arse, leaving your house for 5 minutes to sign your name and get €188 each week for nothing. Oh, ok.

    Or maybe that person lost their job or are only working partial hours and have held off on signing on to see if they could secure more work and now are understandably upset about the whole situation.


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    #2625
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Or maybe that person lost their job or are only working partial hours and have held off on signing on to see if they could secure more work and now are understandably upset about the whole situation.

    From my experience that has been the case in 0% of similar statuses I've seen.


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    #2626
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Or maybe that person lost their job or are only working partial hours and have held off on signing on to see if they could secure more work and now are understandably upset about the whole situation.

    I have no sympathy for anyone that spells, "please" like "plz". :pac:


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    #2627
    FutureGuy
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 15,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭FutureGuy


    :(


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    #2628
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Or maybe that person lost their job or are only working partial hours and have held off on signing on to see if they could secure more work and now are understandably upset about the whole situation.

    I know this person, he's the complete opposite of that.


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    #2629
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    Oh sweet Jesus,
    with my boyfriend now all together 5 months ahhhh:-)

    and somebody comments,
    i thought you two broke up last month??

    and the reply,
    That was a month ago haha

    What. The. Actual. ****?

    Stupid kid.


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    #2630
    HandsomeDivil
    Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭HandsomeDivil


    Person 1: The lenght of Tulisa's earlobes! :O :L
    2 people like this
    Person 2: whats an earlobe?


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    #2631
    Carson10
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

    "stay safe stateside people"...


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    #2632
    Carson10
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

    "stay safe stateside people"...


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    #2633
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Carson10 wrote: »
    somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

    "stay safe stateside people"...

    Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?


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    #2634
    Carson10
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?

    Nah they dont. There just posting it up cos everyone else is. Its the trend of the day..!


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    #2635
    miralize
    Registered Users Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    Carson10 wrote: »
    Nah they dont. There just posting it up cos everyone else is. Its the trend of the day..!

    Thats impossible to know. Even so, theres no harm wishing randomers who are facing a natural disaster stay safe - it means that you're not dead inside after all..


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    #2636
    saiint
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    "with my boyfriend 3 years 9 months and 2 weeks today"
    replie " aww that is so cute *insert name here* "
    about 15 likes from friends and family

    that was my girlfriend who wrote that..... im surprised she didnt put down the exact hour i got with her as well


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    #2637
    Precious flower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Precious flower


    Ugh this stupid picture came up on my timeline which said 'America call it the world ending' 'In Ireland we call it summer' with comments like 'Oh soooo tru ha ha'. Except ah, maybe it's a fecking hurricane! God, what morons!:mad:


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    #2638
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,325 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?

    What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.


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    #2639
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    fullstop wrote: »
    What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.

    Well it's the same as posting "RIP ____". Just lets people know you're thinking of them.

    There are so much worse things that idiots post on FB, I don't think something which, at its core, is well meaning should be held up as an example of the idiocy that goes on.


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    #2640
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    fullstop wrote: »
    What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.

    They might actually be intending it to be read as a direct message to their American facebook friends.


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    #2641
    bajer100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭bajer100


    When people like their own statuses or posts. It's the equivalent of giving yourself a high five in public.


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