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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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emuhead

A photo a day, numbered by day, of the final year (all 365 days) coming up to a 'landmark' birthday. :rolleyes: Thank God for the 'hide from newsfeed' function!:D

The King of Moo

Retro Police wrote: »

That's a Karl Pilkington classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbiTWpz0FBk

Ah, that makes sense. Frighteningly, it actually seemed too intelligent to have been written by the person who posted it.

mfceiling

For those of you who slate facebook it's not all bad.

I've just found out that a lad i went to school with 26 years ago likes toblerones.....now who says it's a waste of time.

Max Power

mfceiling wrote: »

For those of you who slate facebook it's not all bad.

I've just found out that a lad i went to school with 26 years ago likes toblerones.....now who says it's a waste of time.

Is his name Alan Partridge by any chance?

Queen-Mise

Someone just shared this on Facebook... I despair of the human race.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/26658_315457528567368_1172672228_n.jpg

DrumSteve

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Someone just shared this on Facebook... I despair of the human race.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/26658_315457528567368_1172672228_n.jpg

somebody be trolling.

Queen-Mise

DrumSteve wrote: »

somebody be trolling.

Who was trolling me or the women who posted it on FB? The women who shared it on FB wouldn't know what trolling is or get involved in it - she probably thought she was being profound and politically correct.

But jeez - that is bad.

13spanner

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/3859/49443942.png

Screenshot of my news feed. Best part is yer man is a pure waster :rolleyes:

The suggested background music adds to the effect, give it a try

had to like that comment.

smokedeels

I don't understand the outright hatred directed towards people posting pictures of food on Facebook.

If it's interesting and pleasant looking food then I see no issue and it's often a means to find out about nice restaurants or recipes.

Ficheall

smokedeels wrote: »

I don't understand the outright hatred directed towards people posting pictures of food on Facebook.

If it's interesting and pleasant looking food then I see no issue and it's often a means to find out about nice restaurants or recipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgZGvUTSwpc

cooliotheboya

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

kunst nugget

Genuine question: Is he mentally retarded?

wex_lad

I feel compelled to vent my anger on this thread. A complete idiot I know destroys my Facebook timeline with hashtags, the word "bants" & ridiculous statements about sport you wouldn't see from a fella.

"Black Ops 2 waiting on a pizza followed by drinks and bants later with da crew woop....****in' yesss — with ****** *******."

"It's just gone half 9 and i'm in bed! #whathashappenedtome"

"sure it wudnt be a proper day of the FEAR and hangover without the usual wtf why did u ring me 9 times lst ni bahahahaha sum people need a sense of humour or i dunno maybe answer ur fone the first time saving me dialling another 8 times... KK 2ni = WINNING #hopetogodhedntcheckhisvoicemail"

"Serious night at ************* gaff last night. can never go wrong with beer pong even if it's bav mixed with vodka & captain!haha! Some long overdue catch ups were had!

#ivehadmyfunandthatsallthatmatters"

*Not as ridiculous as some of the comments people have put up on here but this idiot does my head in with her hashtag status updates & overuse of the word "bants".

ronan45

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

batistuta9

wex_lad wrote: »

*Not as ridiculous as some of the comments people have put up on here but this idiot does my head in with her hashtag status updates & overuse of the word "bants".

only proper idiots use hashtag's on FB, the others are just coming across as idiots because they use an app that uploads the same thing to all their social media sites in one go

wildlifeboy

are you serious about shaggyboi? I had a gander at his page and he is an illiterate ugly mongo who just posts pure ****e. i can only guess that the people following him are of a similar ilk.

TheChevron

the doel all fúck ásshole i hop the place go fire fúck ássholes

I shít you not.

milltown

kunst nugget wrote: »

Genuine question: Is he mentally retarded?

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

wonderfulname

I think shaggy boi and I may have different definitions of the term "boi"...

Sinfonia

13spanner wrote: »

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/3859/49443942.png

Screenshot of my news feed. Best part is yer man is a pure waster :rolleyes:

The suggested background music adds to the effect, give it a try had to like that comment.

Sweet baby Jesus.

"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Queen-Mise

Sinfonia wrote: »

Sweet baby Jesus.

"love all, but trust none, believe in yourself and never lose faith in others, no matter what they do"

Some slight contradictions there alright. Strange

wnolan1992

bored off mi fukin tree , seriously need sumfin to do

Here's an idea, learn to bloody spell.

Seriously, why replace the "y" in my with an "i"? That doesn't even make sense if you want to go down the "I was using txtspk because it's faster" route! It's as irritating as those gowls who spell "you" as "yhoo".

Bah! :mad:

Bipolar Joe

milltown wrote: »

So it seems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvfQUQ6Zuk

White people should not be allowed to dance.

Plumpynutt

My ****in neighbors can go **** themselves, the selfish ***** have being screaming and shouting all morning, I'm so ****in tired I cant sleep because of them, i am currently downloading the worlds most annoying sounds and explosion sounds and will be facing the speakers against the wall on full and I'm heading out for 2 hours, not racist but I hope this reminds yous of home you ****in lebonease *****!!!!!!!!

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:

Santa Claus i have being on a mad one for years, gettin wasted and drinkin I smoke on a regular basis, I stay up all night bending the laws of society and have fun while I'm doing it, I plan to do the same all over the christmas period, So go **** yourself you FAT Judgmental ****!!!!!!!

What an arse

wnolan1992

Plumpynutt wrote: »

EDIT: and another one from the same chap:

What an arse

I was on his side until the last line of the first one.

Grayson

ronan45 wrote: »

cooliotheboya you should be his PR guru. Welcome to boards by the way:cool: Say hi to shaggyboi for us:rolleyes:

I was going to type a completly different reply until I saw this written under the message box

bmp doc docx gif jpe jpeg jpg kmz pdf png psd sc2replay txt xls xlsx zip

That makes more sense than the sh1te shaggyboi posts.

Il Trap

cooliotheboya wrote: »

Shaggy Boii
Went in (insert name of nightclub here) galway city 2nite they put on banging tunes i do bit dancin they tell me stop i sit down step they tell me get up i jumps in middle dancefloor they told me stop jumpin then i went over corner had quiet buzz bouncer tells me calm down i told him **** off leave me alone the retard and he kicks me out y wld people go niteclub were u cant dance have craic nothing anybody goes that place future is dope it not niteclub its a fukin ****hole peaceout
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This is from Irelands top party animal and buzzer.
https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shaggy-boii/473808679306916?fref=ts

Hes reached maximum friends but has installed a subscription service so more can keep up to date with his updates. His fan page is doing very well also. Both well worth a follow.

Dear God, what a sad b*****d.

I_smell_fear

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

Grayson

I_smell_fear wrote: »

I've seen some of our buddy "shaggyboi"'s statuses, pics etc. He's either a very dedicated real life character actor (potential niche market?) or else I can only assume he has mental problems.

HE's on twitter

music is my drug and me being lreland top party animal makes me lreland people beers and drugs on a dancefloor oya i keep the buzz alive yup

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Paddy Cow

Grayson wrote: »

HE's on twitter

He's trying to get himself on TV now.

Tallafornia?