hefferboi wrote: » "dare shud be awards for films cos inception wud win best movie ever" :O
wnolan1992 wrote: » Please tell me that was posted as a joke.... Please?
NegativeCreep wrote: » Best page I've ever seen:http://www.facebook.com/kim.karpett?fref=ts :pac:
Fuk yea got dat good ish to pardee tonite to celebrate obamma!!!! Gunna shake my clit all nite long ♥
I am lookin to get into some friendships, meet some people who wanna explore wiccca and other spiritual ****. I have some powers that I am just learnin to get into. Like minded, open minded peeps may apply - just have a since of humor!!!
wnolan1992 wrote: » Best. Page. EVAR!
R.I.P I just passed away!! • If you don't care, keep scrolling • If you would come to my funeral, like! • If you would miss me, comment a ♥ • If you would cry poke me • If you are scared, repost this to see who your real friend
FionnMcCool87 wrote: » ....and unfriend. :mad:
wnolan1992 wrote: » I think I lost a few brain cells just reading that. Dear lord...
later12 wrote: » I rarely use facebook and after having logged in this morning for something I remember why; the second poo photo in my news feed in as many weeks... yes, a poo photo. people taking pictures of the toilet contents of their friends' bathrooms and tagging it on their facebook page. There have been a handful of isolated cases earlier in the year too. I just don't get it.
languagenerd wrote: » What the hell?! Have never seen anything like that, hope it doesn't catch on! Are all your friends teenage boys? (early teens at that)
Grayson wrote: » Are we talking about the poo or the status?
"Fish have more rights than us. I think, ya know, rights come in numbers don't they, if ya know what i mean. Like if there's one of ya shouting, people go, 'Oh He's a right mong. Shut up' or whatever. If there's loads of you shouting they go, Shut the **** up and listen to them. See What they've got to say' And that's what i mean about fish. But what i mean is... i don't know what i mean." ahaha LOL xx ♥
The King of Moo wrote: » ???
Jernal wrote: » How many 'likes' did that get?
Sinfonia wrote: » That is amazing, more updates from that person please!
Honest ta God some people need a box in the head like...Anytime sumit tragic happens ya'll get some mong posting it and adding on more for a bit of notice you've no idea what really happened so zip it lol ..That woman died in pain and agony....God bless her :-( A bit of privacy and respect is what she and her family needs....Cop on ya innocent fools ya :-( x ♥
There is 2 things I can't stand.... #1People pretending ta be your friends and.... #2 Nosey people that don't know how to stay out of your ****in business. Really!!! like :-O .... You should stick to what ya know better and that is hiding behind a computer screen x ♥
Take my kindness for strength, not weakness. It takes a strong person to be kind to Eejitts... xx ♥
Silver medal??...Well fairplay ta JohnJoe Nevin he done us Irish proud...he done he's best...so less of the slaggin I'm sure half of ye couldn't beat ****e off a stick..ya :-) lol
I Don't have time 2 hate people who hate me, coz i'm too busy loving people who love me!!!
Being respected is more important than been beautiful, anyone agree?
"Today I realised that the one person I can trust is myself.. I just found out that I was just an option for someone else's boredom all along" how twisted is that. Well I hope they have a great ****in life.. Because they defo won't be hearing from me again...I'm no fool:-)..P.S you know who ya are :-\"
I may not be your kind of beautiful;-).But I'm my kind of beautiful and Thats all that really matters..♥
I like wen I fart in the bath and see all the big bubbles come up
"Come home _____, it's too wet out there tonight!"
"What date does New years day fall on? Friend 1: nexted sunday hun Friend 2: 1st of january, same as every other year. OP: So if it hits 12,oclock on the 31st its new years day.. OP: "Thanx Friend 1 its was the date I was lookin for sweetie.. Friend 1: 1 st off january Friend 2: Yes OP. Dec 31st is New Years Eve (the eve of the New Year) The following day is the first day of the new year, hence New Years Day. OP: "Thank's I'm well pleased now...everyone was telling me different days and dates...:-)
OP'S FRIEND: Its been a very mild winter which means a load of flies this year that need killing ! OP: Flies are not Animals OP'S FRIEND:....they are insects! OP'S FRIEND: So Cats and Dogs are not animals, they are mammals ??? OP: No!!!! whales and dolphins are mammals...Cats and dogs are Animals... OP'S FRIEND:: OP WHAT ARE YOU ON !!! LOL Animals are any living things other than plants, from some Bacteria to ourselves, human beings !!! Birds, Mammals, Insects, Reptiles, Amphibians etc. etc. are all animals ! OP: Ya I know but these are not the kind of animals that get beaten or abandoned by stupid people....every body kills a fly or any insect,,,, there is no law to say save the flies like....I haven't see or heard protesters or animal activists..Saying same the bacteria..ha.....Thats what I'm on about OP'S FRIEND:.....! OP'S FRIEND: Unfortunately you don't get protesters and animal rights activists saying "Save the bacteria or save the creepy crawlies" because most of them are not trying to protest about cruelty to animals, just the ones that they like. Fighting for the rights of animals everywhere should mean just that and not just the cute cuddly ones. And any animal that comes into my house making a buzzing sound and annoying certainly stands the chance of getting a beating or being gassed! LOL OP'S FRIEND: I AM NOT IN FAVOUR OF BLATANT CRUELTY TO ANIMALS !! before anyone jumps on me for that. I'm just making the point that self survival has to come first. We have to eat for one, so yes, we do kill animals to survive (unless you're a vegitarian, and there's nothing wrong with that). If a tiger's hungry and you happen to walk passed be sure he'll eat you .... Self survival, its the rule of the animal kingdom. OP: Ya I get your point...Im talking about animals ,mammals, epecially Cats dogs all Gods creatures...You know me OP'S FRIEND:...
Ya know sumit people take ya for granted,make ya feel like yer a game and play around with yer feelings thinking yer a Mong like ....well *hello* I'm not a ****in game and I'm no mong like..ya!..and I wasn't made in China...like .and that last time I looked Fisher Price wasn't stamped on my arse..so here's a bit of advice goway ya gomey and find someone else to make ya happy ya!!..:-/
Awww I'd love ta be a farmer coz I love baby sheep I would love ta jump the stone walls and cuddle a little baby sheep they are soooo cute like xx :-)
"My hearts broken I'm so upset...I can't even describe how I feel ...Our dog _____ died a few moments ago!!! ______ is in tears she died in he's arms on the way to the vet I'm in tears my heart is sore I'm gonna miss her so much :-(((((("
"♥ FOR _____♥.. WHO IS GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE MISS YOU LITTLE ONE ALWAYS!! XXX "
Idiot: Could someone tell me who Neil Armstrong is???...was he a singer did he sing Walkin on the Moon???...I'm lost lol Idiot's Friend 1: 1st man to actually walk on the moon 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Idiot's friend 2: ur kidding lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_ArmstrongNeil Armstrong - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org Neil Alden Armstrong (born August 5, 1930) is an American former NASA astronaut,...See more about an hour ago · Edited · Like · 1 Idiot: Thanx Idiot's Friend 1..... about an hour ago via Mobile · Like · 1 Idiot: I Thought he was a singer to be honest I'm mortified :-O... about an hour ago via Mobile · Like Idiot's Friend 2: old age getting to ya ha ha ha ha ha ha no first man to walk on the moon 1969 died this year , 82 years old about an hour ago · Edited · Like Idiot: Sur I wasn't even born when he walked on the moon lol 2yrs old?????...:-)) about an hour ago via Mobile · Like · 1 Idiot: Ahahahaha...that's more like it ...82 yrs ..for a minute I seen 2yrs lol about an hour ago via Mobile · Like · 1 Idiot's Friend 2: its history hun u musnt of been listening in school hehehehehe tut tut about an hour ago · Like · 1 Idiot's Friend 2: i ment he stepped on the moon in 1969 about an hour ago · Like Idiot: Never paid any attention in school I was too busy dossin I was a bad girl Science and history was a no no lol... about an hour ago via Mobile · Like Idiot's Friend 2: ha ha ha there ya go very bold lol about an hour ago · Like Idiot: Lol... :-))))))))
Do ye no what gets on my bk the tiny little plp with there tiny little mine talking about plp thay would wont to have a go look at themslef befor talking about outher plp.
padd b1975 wrote: » This found its way onto my newsfeed. It speaks for itself.
MCMLXXV wrote: » Some of y'all have some real fvcked up friends! :eek:
WoollyRedHat wrote: » In a way, Facebook serves an important purpose, as it serves as a handy warning to you of who to avoid being friends with, or indeed extending the gene pool with. If people know that someone else is an absolute moron from their statuses, and still insists with association with them, well there was no hope for them anyway.
