Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

kincsem · 24-01-2012 01:05AM

twirlagig wrote: »

If you have a bottle or jar that you can't open, put on a rubber glove and then twist it! Works like magic! (I think that might be an Aggie & Kim tip)

To open a stubborn jar lid pour a little boiling water on the lid. It will then unscrew easily.

sellerbarry · 24-01-2012 01:11AM

Better to give, than to receive. In the case of infections only.

AngryBollix · 24-01-2012 02:02AM

kincsem wrote: »

To open a stubborn jar lid pour a little boiling water on the lid. It will then unscrew easily.

Assuming its metal of course as metal expands upon heating.

Plastic lids may melt or become deformed in boiling water

Balfie · 24-01-2012 02:32AM

ya know when ya get outta the shower an the mirror is all steamed up.. Rub a bar of soap all over it then wipe off with tissue or a dry towel, it won't steam up again for awhile..

Balfie · 24-01-2012 02:33AM

also with the jar, if ya can't open it, stab the lid with a sharp knife it releases the pressure and it opens easy. Its what I always do..

24-01-2012 10:50AM

Johro wrote: »

There's a rule? Explain the rule?

not a rule as much as a saying!
"more than a handful is a waste!"
There's a beginning part to that too but I can't remember it....

The Lorax · 24-01-2012 11:14AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Want to hurt someone? Don't get in a fight - simply use telekinesis to burn their house down while they sleep in it.

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Inbox · 24-01-2012 11:16AM

When the toilet roll becomes uneven just flip one layer of the sheet over.

Sykk · 24-01-2012 11:59AM

A mate of mine said to me "I am convinced my brother is stealing my expensive aftershave". I suggested he replace it with acid and if the brother comes in with his neck melted off then his theory is correct.

TheCosmicFrog · 24-01-2012 12:02PM

Never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time...

BlimpyBoy · 24-01-2012 12:09PM

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

Alternatively, the Minivan:

2 in the front, 5 in the back :pac:

Chuck Stone · 24-01-2012 12:22PM

The Lorax wrote: »

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Oh you cut me real deep...

kryogen · 24-01-2012 01:08PM

Always look out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimers patient

kryogen · 24-01-2012 01:13PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I'd need a man with big hands. Otherwise I'd be breaking the "more than a handful" rule

Pics

The Lorax · 24-01-2012 01:50PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Oh you cut me real deep...

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny?

Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Korvanica · 24-01-2012 01:51PM

If for some reason you want to taste salt, pretend so shake a salt shaker into your mouth.

Attabear · 24-01-2012 01:55PM

Korvanica wrote: »

If for some reason you want to taste salt, pretend so shake a salt shaker into your mouth.

What are you people looking at? I'm just trying something suggested by a stranger on the internet.

Chuck Stone · 24-01-2012 02:03PM

The Lorax wrote: »

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

Deus Ex Machina · 24-01-2012 02:12PM

The Lorax wrote: »

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Oh you cut me real deep...

The Lorax wrote: »

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

Love rows :pac:

dancesatnight · 24-01-2012 04:02PM

if you have an itchy bum deal with it be fore u go to sleep or ull wake up with a smelly hand

Feeona · 24-01-2012 04:07PM

If your bread gets dry in the bread bin, keep it in a bucket of water.

Take all the buttons off your garments before you put them in the washing machine. It stops the irritiating clacking noise the buttons make when they hit off the glass part of the door.

To save precious seconds writing a shopping list, bring your bin with you to the supermarket so you can see what you've run out of.

To save wear and tear on carpets, roll them up and keep them in the garage.

Reamer Fanny · 24-01-2012 04:11PM

Put some toilet paper in the bowl before laying some pipe, nice clean landing with minimal splash back

smash · 24-01-2012 04:12PM

Bury your wife under the patio.... no more headaches!

Fighting Irish · 24-01-2012 04:14PM

The Lorax wrote: »

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

A high precentage of people on boards are the same, try way to hard to be funny, i personally believe the "thanks" button caused it all

24-01-2012 04:15PM

kryogen wrote: »

Pics

Or GTFO?

Stiffler2 · 24-01-2012 04:19PM

Blisterman wrote: »

Save wear and tear on your forks when eating spaghetti by tieing the ends of each strand together and eating it in one long suck.

or
OR

just purchase this awesome spaghetti fork, check out this sh!t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoU3G_M7vYk

mattjack · 24-01-2012 04:39PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

That'll teach you for trying to be funny , ya unfunny bastard .......:pac::pac::pac:

giles lynchwood · 24-01-2012 04:41PM

Times of hash and no money,
are better then times of
money and no hash.

Always put your underware on,yellow to the front and brown to the back.

Chuck Stone · 24-01-2012 04:41PM

Fighting Irish wrote: »

A high precentage of people on boards are the same, try way to hard to be funny, i personally believe the "thanks" button caused it all

I hated the thanks thing when I joined first - but I can be just as big a thanks whore as the next guy these days.

I now will wait until at least 6/7 posters have contributed before saying my piece on any new threads henceforth.

IM0 · 24-01-2012 05:03PM

perspective

Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

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