Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

mattjack

twirlagig wrote: »

If you have a bottle or jar that you can't open, put on a rubber glove and then twist it! Works like magic! (I think that might be an Aggie & Kim tip)

Throw it at a wall, they always open that way.

DonalN

When in a lift, hold the 'door close' button and the floor you want to go to until the doors close and the lift starts moving - this bypasses all other stop requests on the way to your floor. Very handy in large tower hotels.

kincsem

twirlagig wrote: »

If you have a bottle or jar that you can't open, put on a rubber glove and then twist it! Works like magic! (I think that might be an Aggie & Kim tip)

To open a stubborn jar lid pour a little boiling water on the lid. It will then unscrew easily.

sellerbarry

Better to give, than to receive. In the case of infections only.

AngryBollix

kincsem wrote: »

To open a stubborn jar lid pour a little boiling water on the lid. It will then unscrew easily.

Assuming its metal of course as metal expands upon heating.

Plastic lids may melt or become deformed in boiling water

Balfie

ya know when ya get outta the shower an the mirror is all steamed up.. Rub a bar of soap all over it then wipe off with tissue or a dry towel, it won't steam up again for awhile..

Balfie

also with the jar, if ya can't open it, stab the lid with a sharp knife it releases the pressure and it opens easy. Its what I always do..

Johro

Johro wrote: »

There's a rule? Explain the rule?

not a rule as much as a saying!
"more than a handful is a waste!"
There's a beginning part to that too but I can't remember it....

The Lorax

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Want to hurt someone? Don't get in a fight - simply use telekinesis to burn their house down while they sleep in it.

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Inbox

When the toilet roll becomes uneven just flip one layer of the sheet over.

Sykk

A mate of mine said to me "I am convinced my brother is stealing my expensive aftershave". I suggested he replace it with acid and if the brother comes in with his neck melted off then his theory is correct.

TheCosmicFrog

Never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time...

BlimpyBoy

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

Alternatively, the Minivan:

2 in the front, 5 in the back :pac:

Chuck Stone

The Lorax wrote: »

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Oh you cut me real deep...

kryogen

Always look out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimers patient

kryogen

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I'd need a man with big hands. Otherwise I'd be breaking the "more than a handful" rule

Pics

The Lorax

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Oh you cut me real deep...

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Korvanica

If for some reason you want to taste salt, pretend so shake a salt shaker into your mouth.

Attabear

Korvanica wrote: »

If for some reason you want to taste salt, pretend so shake a salt shaker into your mouth.

What are you people looking at? I'm just trying something suggested by a stranger on the internet.

Chuck Stone

The Lorax wrote: »

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

Deus Ex Machina

The Lorax wrote: »

Save time by skipping Chuck Stone's sh*t jokes.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Oh you cut me real deep...

The Lorax wrote: »

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

Love rows :pac:

dancesatnight

if you have an itchy bum deal with it be fore u go to sleep or ull wake up with a smelly hand

Feeona

If your bread gets dry in the bread bin, keep it in a bucket of water.

Take all the buttons off your garments before you put them in the washing machine. It stops the irritiating clacking noise the buttons make when they hit off the glass part of the door.

To save precious seconds writing a shopping list, bring your bin with you to the supermarket so you can see what you've run out of.

To save wear and tear on carpets, roll them up and keep them in the garage.

Reamer Fanny

Put some toilet paper in the bowl before laying some pipe, nice clean landing with minimal splash back

smash

Bury your wife under the patio.... no more headaches!

Fighting Irish

The Lorax wrote: »

^^ Proved my point.

How come you're not funny? Yet you try so hard - must be frustrating.

A high precentage of people on boards are the same, try way to hard to be funny, i personally believe the "thanks" button caused it all

kryogen

kryogen wrote: »

Pics

Or GTFO?

Stiffler2

Blisterman wrote: »

Save wear and tear on your forks when eating spaghetti by tieing the ends of each strand together and eating it in one long suck.

or
OR

just purchase this awesome spaghetti fork, check out this sh!t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoU3G_M7vYk

mattjack

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Busted. You got me. I try so hard for people to laugh at me me but I can't seem to get it right.

Thanks for pointing that out. My life may well take a more productive path now.

No more sleepless nights coming up with jokes to impress strangers on the web.

Ta.

That'll teach you for trying to be funny , ya unfunny bastard .......:pac::pac::pac:

giles lynchwood

Times of hash and no money,
are better then times of
money and no hash.


Always put your underware on,yellow to the front and brown to the back.