Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

Chuck Stone · 21-01-2012 02:44AM #1

You know if you're eating something and your fingers get greasy or salty and you have nothing to wipe them with? Well wipe them on your socks because you change them every day.

Another one I do, being a bit forgetful, is leave something by the front door if you don't want to forget it the next day.

So, good people of AH, share your little tips and tricks.

Hande hoche! · 21-01-2012 02:46AM

Wipe front to back.

NUTZZ · 21-01-2012 02:47AM

Can't win, don't try....

chin_grin · 21-01-2012 02:48AM

Always put on the left sock first or people may end up dead as a result of a "panic attack".

Marcus_Crassus · 21-01-2012 02:48AM

I defecate in the shower and vigorously stomp it down the drain, it really cuts out the whole "sitting on the toilet" thing -- really saves time. Helpful for some, trust me.

HazDanz · 21-01-2012 02:49AM

Hold your penis in the direction of the bowl when pissing

Lifting the seat also helps

TheUsual · 21-01-2012 02:49AM

Changing your socks EVERY day.

Well if it ain't Mister La-de-da my socks don't smell.
No recession in that house.

vicwatson · 21-01-2012 02:49AM

Put out the fire before you go to bed, always helps;)

pablomakaveli · 21-01-2012 02:50AM

Never leave porn playing on your laptop/computer when you leave the room.

Always check that theres toilet paper before you take a dump.

If i dont want to forget something i put my wallet or keys on it as i always take them with me when leaving the house.

telekon · 21-01-2012 02:50AM

Get a wife to make all your meals and wash your clothes.

Eggonyerface · 21-01-2012 02:50AM

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view

Chuck Stone · 21-01-2012 02:50AM

Ah Jesus

So much toilet humour and so little time

chin_grin · 21-01-2012 02:51AM

TheUsual wrote: »

Changing your socks EVERY day.

Well if it ain't Mister La-de-da my socks don't smell.
No recession in that house.

Socks and jocks are the only things I change every day. The rest can stay the same. But knowing my feet and/or junk are sitting in yesterdays sweat just sickens me.

Thoie · 21-01-2012 02:51AM

Rub a pencil up and down all your zips. It makes a cool noise, and may also have other benefits.

TEMPLAR KNIGHT · 21-01-2012 02:51AM

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

Chuck Stone · 21-01-2012 02:52AM

HazDanz wrote: »

Hold your penis in the direction of the bowl when pissing

Lifting the seat also helps

Or sit down and have a piss when you're drunk.

I didn't say that ^^. :pac:

TheUsual · 21-01-2012 02:52AM

chin_grin wrote: »

Socks and jocks are the only things I change every day. The rest can stay the same. But knowing my feet and/or junk are sitting in yesterdays sweat just sickens me.

I was joking, you are just a smelly person.

Hande hoche! · 21-01-2012 02:53AM

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

The shocker?

Paparazzo · 21-01-2012 02:53AM

Put a box of tea bags into your hot water tank. You'll have instant tea on tap for a month

chin_grin · 21-01-2012 02:53AM

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

You've never heard of the mini van then?

vicwatson · 21-01-2012 02:53AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Ah Jesus

So much toilet humour and so little time

Go flush so...............:rolleyes:

Thoie · 21-01-2012 02:53AM

If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.

pablomakaveli · 21-01-2012 02:56AM

Thoie wrote: »

If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.

If you're watching The Happening turn it off and bang your head repeatedly off the wall to remove all traces of memory of that ****e.

Chuck Stone · 21-01-2012 02:57AM

Have your dinner at half eight in the morning so you'll have a clear run at the day.

(D'unbelievables?)

cartell_best · 21-01-2012 02:59AM

saying please and thank you

The King of Moo · 21-01-2012 02:59AM

Did you enjoy The Artist, and do you now long for more silent movies to watch, but don't want to pay expensive DVD prices?

Simply cut out a few weeks worth of "Deirdre's Photo Casebook" from The Sun, put them together, and flick through them quickly.

Hey presto, it's your own silent film in the palm of your hand!

HazDanz · 21-01-2012 03:00AM

Thoie wrote: »

If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.

You just made me put it on to see how sh*t it is

im invisible · 21-01-2012 03:00AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

If you're watching The Happening turn it off and bang your head repeatedly off the wall to remove all traces of memory of that ****e.

if you're watching the wicker man...

HazDanz · 21-01-2012 03:01AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Or sit down and have a piss when you're drunk.

I didn't say that ^^. :pac:

I'm waiting for old age to implement that move.

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Thoie · 21-01-2012 03:01AM

HazDanz wrote: »

You just made me put it on to see how sh*t it is

You'll hate yourself in the morning (or even sooner).

Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

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