Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

BOHtox

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Keep the levels of flies, moths etc down by keeping a squad of friendly spiders around the house.

And what do you do when the spiders roam the house?

Answer:
Well that's simple. Simply put deadly poisonous spider-eating snakes around the house, and your spiders will be gone in no time!

admiralofthefleet

a whoopie cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke

Fromthetrees

Some girls are bigger than others.

Skip stamps and write the address you're sending it to as the return to:

md23040

Angry bees inside a cigar tube makes an inexpensive vibrator

cruiser178

No need to splash out on expensive weighing scales when dieting, just stick to your diet til you can see the full length of your dick.

dozy doctor

Always break open an egg for frying or poaching on a flat surface and never on a corner edge if you don't want the yolk to break..... Hasn't failed me yet /:)

burstbuckle

A ladder turned upside down can be used for getting down off things

NegativeCreep

Fromthetrees wrote: »

Some girls are bigger than others.

But also, Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.

If you drop an egg and it breaks all over the floor, pour salt all over it and wait till the salt absorbs all the egg and then simply sweep it up with a dustpan and brush. (Kim and Aggie's finest)

summerskin

Can't afford the box set of your favourite movie series?

Simply murder one of the stars and then sit back and watch it when the tv channels show it as a tribute.

cathy01

Make these yourself.Family and Friens will love the thought and time that went into it.

Paddy Cow

Save the little net bags that come with washing powder tablets. You can put your tights in them and they won't ladder in the machine.

Ava_e

Old people. Avoid falling off the motorway by simply driving slowly and staying in the middle lane.

Chuck Stone

Ava_e wrote: »

Old people. Avoid falling off the motorway by simply driving slowly and staying in the middle lane.

They should have a big fast truck that swallows those cars and shits them out off the motorway with a fine stuck on the window and a ban from using the motorway for a year.

wexfordman

kraggy wrote: »

Don't kill spiders full stop.

They never do anything to us so why do anything nasty to them?

Cheap entertainment!
Can't beat a magnifying glass glass and a garden wall full of bloodsuckers for a summer evening of fun!

Paddy Cow

wexfordman wrote: »

Cheap entertainment!
Can't beat a magnifying glass glass and a garden wall full of bloodsuckers for a summer evening of fun!

I knew a guy who would drown a fly in a bottle of water. He'd then tip out the water and pour a load of salt over the fly. The fly would come back to life, stagger around as if stoned for a few minutes and then fly off :eek:

Ava_e

Hugely improve the processing speed of your PC by holding your head in your hands and whispering "come on for fu€ks sake"

Korvanica

Ava_e wrote: »

Hugely improve the processing speed of your PC by holding your head in your hands and whispering "come on for fu€ks sake"

Also, when something crashes click as many times as you can. Helps fix the issue.

Chuck Stone

If you're trying to remember what you wrote in an old thread that pops up on the front page, instead of having to trawl through it to find your post(s), follow these steps:

1. Click on the number of posts that have been made (on the right beside the last post tag).
2. Enlarge the window that opens & press Ctrl + f and type in your name.
3. Click on the number of posts you've made in the thread
4. Voila - the posts you made will appear.