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Those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier.

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  • 21-01-2012 2:44am
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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭


    You know if you're eating something and your fingers get greasy or salty and you have nothing to wipe them with? Well wipe them on your socks because you change them every day. ;)

    Another one I do, being a bit forgetful, is leave something by the front door if you don't want to forget it the next day.

    So, good people of AH, share your little tips and tricks.


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    #2
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,452 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Wipe front to back.


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    #3
    NUTZZ
    Registered Users Posts: 4,101 ✭✭✭NUTZZ


    Can't win, don't try....








    :(


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    #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Always put on the left sock first or people may end up dead as a result of a "panic attack".


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    #5
    Marcus_Crassus
    Registered Users Posts: 140 ✭✭Marcus_Crassus


    I defecate in the shower and vigorously stomp it down the drain, it really cuts out the whole "sitting on the toilet" thing -- really saves time. Helpful for some, trust me.


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    #6
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Hold your penis in the direction of the bowl when pissing

    Lifting the seat also helps


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    #7
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Changing your socks EVERY day.

    Well if it ain't Mister La-de-da my socks don't smell.
    No recession in that house.


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    #8
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Put out the fire before you go to bed, always helps;)


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    #9
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Never leave porn playing on your laptop/computer when you leave the room.

    Always check that theres toilet paper before you take a dump.

    If i dont want to forget something i put my wallet or keys on it as i always take them with me when leaving the house.


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    #10
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Get a wife to make all your meals and wash your clothes.


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    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    Don't waste money on expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view


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    #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Ah Jesus :o

    So much toilet humour and so little time :(


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Changing your socks EVERY day.

    Well if it ain't Mister La-de-da my socks don't smell.
    No recession in that house.

    Socks and jocks are the only things I change every day. The rest can stay the same. But knowing my feet and/or junk are sitting in yesterdays sweat just sickens me.


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    Thoie
    Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Rub a pencil up and down all your zips. It makes a cool noise, and may also have other benefits.


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    TEMPLAR KNIGHT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Hold your penis in the direction of the bowl when pissing

    Lifting the seat also helps

    Or sit down and have a piss when you're drunk.

    I didn't say that ^^. :pac:


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    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Socks and jocks are the only things I change every day. The rest can stay the same. But knowing my feet and/or junk are sitting in yesterdays sweat just sickens me.


    I was joking, you are just a smelly person.


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,452 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »
    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......
    The shocker?


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    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Put a box of tea bags into your hot water tank. You'll have instant tea on tap for a month


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »
    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink......

    You've never heard of the mini van then?


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    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Ah Jesus :o

    So much toilet humour and so little time :(

    Go flush so...............:rolleyes:


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    #22
    Thoie
    Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.


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    #23
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Thoie wrote: »
    If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.

    If you're watching The Happening turn it off and bang your head repeatedly off the wall to remove all traces of memory of that ****e.


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    #24
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Have your dinner at half eight in the morning so you'll have a clear run at the day.



    (D'unbelievables?)


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    #25
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    saying please and thank you


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    #26
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Did you enjoy The Artist, and do you now long for more silent movies to watch, but don't want to pay expensive DVD prices?

    Simply cut out a few weeks worth of "Deirdre's Photo Casebook" from The Sun, put them together, and flick through them quickly.

    Hey presto, it's your own silent film in the palm of your hand!


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    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Thoie wrote: »
    If you're watching Bridges of Madison County, just turn the telly off now and save yourself another 30 minutes of tedium.

    You just made me put it on to see how sh*t it is


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    If you're watching The Happening turn it off and bang your head repeatedly off the wall to remove all traces of memory of that ****e.
    if you're watching the wicker man...


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    #29
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Or sit down and have a piss when you're drunk.

    I didn't say that ^^. :pac:

    I'm waiting for old age to implement that move.


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    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Tips and tricks for today is... if you have a growth anywhere on your body and want it removed, instead of having to go to surgery for Lazer treatment which could cost a small fortune, use a soldering Iron cleansed and heated and burn it off with this item. my new invention is simple and easy, you can do it yourself without the cost, or make an appointment with me and i will save you thousands and burn away the things you want removed. service charge of €25 including vat.


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    #31
    Thoie
    Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    HazDanz wrote: »
    You just made me put it on to see how sh*t it is

    You'll hate yourself in the morning (or even sooner).


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