Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

notwise · 21-09-2011 09:45PM

I hope the spastic that writes these statuses actually reads this cos she doesn't seem to have any idea what a [EMAIL="fu@king"]fu@king[/EMAIL] a hole she is!!
This is just the last few statuses, there have been millions but don't have the time or energy to find the real gems! She's also one of these losers that posts pics of herself with a stupid pout on her. She's middlin struggling AT BEST!
Making roast chicken, stuffing and roast potatoes for dinner.. yum yum can't wait :DChoccie cake in the oven.. yum yum

AAAhhhhhhhhhhhh my hair is so short.... O.o

A relationship is only for two, but some bitches don't know how to count

Oh life.. d things u throw at me...

what to do now

spitfireIRL · 25-09-2011 01:36AM

Hmm

GAAman · 25-09-2011 01:59AM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Fighting Irish wrote: »

It has been done, i've seen one of a guy who died, the gf or whatever put up pics of him in the coffin, i've also seen the same situation but a baby instead of a man. Didn't know any of these people btw

Somebody put pictures of their dead baby on facebook?

Now that i have seen first hand, the baby was dressed up in a few different outfits. I know grief can mess you up and all but thats just wrong!

Richard Hillman · 25-09-2011 02:09AM

Facebook has made me hate women. Most of their status updates are copy and pastes, entries to competitions, Adele songs and overly emotional cries for pity. Of about 60 or so females im friends with, i would say about 6 or 7 of them are not complete idiots.

Samich · 25-09-2011 02:21AM

Tayla wrote: »

Oh can't believe I forgot this one....

"What a nice day for christening"

"Who's christening are you going to?"

"Noones"

:pac:

Remember guys, everyone has one of these people on facebook who always makes ridiculously stupid comments and if you can't think who it is then it must be you!!

Maybe the familys name was Noone? :P

CarMe · 25-09-2011 02:49AM

Facebook seems to bring anger and hatred out in a lot of you! Either don't use it or delete all these "idiots" from it

take everything · 25-09-2011 03:53AM

J. Marston wrote: »

Dirty dishes prove i feed my children, full bins prove... interminable horse****e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWsbQhNCs0

First time i've ever wanted to thank a post more than once.

jackie1974 · 25-09-2011 04:03AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Facebook has made me hate women. Most of their status updates are copy and pastes, entries to competitions, Adele songs and overly emotional cries for pity. Of about 60 or so females im friends with, i would say about 6 or 7 of them are not complete idiots.

As much as I hate to agree, I do. WTF is wrong with people, if you know somebody that has blah blah blah I know the ones that will repost this eh yeah the thick ones that can be very easily manipulated. But i'll disagree that it's just women because men do the same thing and it's even more pathetic.

barone · 25-09-2011 04:58AM

'its vino time'

usually posted by a recently single girl/woman on a weeknight

and followed by, 'who's with me girlies'?

Pdfile · 25-09-2011 05:34AM

Ciderswigger wrote: »

Status : eeek! OMG! HUGE news! Happy happy happy days!!
Comment : Ooooh... do tell.
Comment : What's the goss?
Comment : Tell us!!
Status maker : Can't say it here. Too many nosey people. Mail sent!!! x x x

:mad: FFS! What is the point of that? That's like going 'Did you hear about the..oh, actually no, never mind...'
If you don't want people to know, don't put it in your news feed!!

attaention is everything for these sad cnuts.

Everything !

LH Pathe · 25-09-2011 05:54AM

Pdfile wrote: »

attaention is everything for these sad cnuts.

Everything !

I look forward to more of your own, small talk.

Ha-ha. I thumb me up

Pdfile · 25-09-2011 06:04AM

LH Pathe wrote: »

I look forward to more of your own, small talk.

Ha-ha. I thumb me up

i dont understand exactly what you said,

but thats alright.

*inserts smalltalk*

BrianJD · 25-09-2011 07:03AM

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

Well, I better get right on it then......who believes this stuff.

BoDiddly · 25-09-2011 07:58AM

Noted that the status update says "46 minutes ago near Cork ".

barone · 25-09-2011 08:54AM

BrianJD wrote: »

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

Well, I better get right on it then......who believes this stuff.

im so puttin this up right now to see who does it

Chris P. Bacon · 25-09-2011 02:08PM

**Do me a favor: please hover over my name here, wait for the box to load and then hover over the "Subscribe" link. Then uncheck the "Comments and likes" choice. I would rather my comments on friends' posts not be made public. Thanks** Then repost if you don't want your EVERY MOVE posted on the right for everyone to see!

I'll do the same for you if you want. just click "like."

:rolleyes:

deathrider · 25-09-2011 03:11PM

BrianJD wrote: »

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

Well, I better get right on it then......who believes this stuff.

This one is up there with the copy and paste "OMG THERE IS A VIRUS ON FACEBOOK BLAH BLAH BLAH YAKKITY SHMACKITY" kinda one. Withing a few minutes everyone posting the same sh1ite about there being a virus. Yet, nobody ever seems to have been effected by such a virus...

Atavan-Halen · 25-09-2011 04:05PM

deathrider wrote: »

Yet, nobody ever seems to have been effected by such a virus...

But they have. The "I post all this crap on my facebook because I'm stupid" virus.

languagenerd · 25-09-2011 04:11PM

BrianJD wrote: »

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

Well, I better get right on it then......who believes this stuff.

Saw a couple of these today :rolleyes: What news was this? Even the Daily Mail wouldn't bother with that story :P

It's like those emails you used to get - "hotmail is deleting unused accounts, if you don't send this to everyone on your list, your account will be closed". Yes, because that's how companies operate. If you copy that status or forward the email, they won't charge you because you've done them such a great service :pac:

BrianJD · 25-09-2011 05:14PM

Just in off the press....Once I get access to my pc this person is officially hidden. I wonder do they actually believe it. Knowing the people who will repeat this on my wall, then I think they do. I presume the author is the same as my last one yesterday.

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

deathrider · 25-09-2011 05:17PM

Why do they always speak in capitals?

Scealta_saol · 25-09-2011 05:22PM

thebuzz · 25-09-2011 05:24PM

After Ireland/Australia rugby match:
OMG CUM ON IRELAND. one of my proudest moments as an irishman. not jus for d team effort which was fantastic but to see dat kinda of support from our people travelin from home, oz and all ova da world to support our boys. chokes me up a little bit. ****in love being irish

The next day:
there is no stoppin united we are unreal at d moment

torres son do ya want a cup of tea wit dat slice hahahaha

I love Irish people

ottostreet · 25-09-2011 05:30PM

thebuzz wrote: »

After Ireland/Australia rugby match:
OMG CUM ON IRELAND. one of my proudest moments as an irishman. not jus for d team effort which was fantastic but to see dat kinda of support from our people travelin from home, oz and all ova da world to support our boys. chokes me up a little bit. ****in love being irish

The next day:
there is no stoppin united we are unreal at d moment torres son do ya want a cup of tea wit dat slice hahahaha
I love Irish people

I'm cringing just reading that.

keithb93 · 25-09-2011 05:32PM

"send me a number in mail and ill say if id shift or pass and wah i rate you",
"I forgot where i live need directions"
Oh and lets not forget "good nite facebook weirdos"
just to name a few.

Sinfonia · 25-09-2011 05:43PM

thebuzz wrote: »

OMG CUM ON IRELAND

I think you can be arrested for that.

Aoifey! · 25-09-2011 05:49PM

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

Oh cop on, they're not gonna charge, and if they do it won't be told through statuses.

Sauve · 25-09-2011 06:03PM

jus fin work!! Bus ta tipp in morn!!match then bak down!!

Guess who just got blocked from my feed...

languagenerd · 25-09-2011 06:04PM

BrianJD wrote: »

Just in off the press....Once I get access to my pc this person is officially hidden. I wonder do they actually believe it. Knowing the people who will repeat this on my wall, then I think they do. I presume the author is the same as my last one yesterday.

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY

I just opened this thread to post this extended version, you beat me to it. It'll be free for me if I press copy, paste and post? Wow, seems reasonable! :pac:

Chris P. Bacon · 25-09-2011 06:07PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Oh cop on, they're not gonna charge, and if they do it won't be told through statuses.

Facebook will never charge,we are not the customer we are the product.

And it also says on the log in page "its free,and always will be".