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Tayla · 02-09-2011 09:35PM

This one cracked me up the other day (although maybe it just cracked me up because I know how ditsy she is)

it was around 11am and she said something like...

"lie in ths mornin cnt wait"

EH you're in it love, it's happening right now, you don't have to wait!!

Geminicw · 02-09-2011 09:37PM

I know I one who posted her cravings everyday for the whole 9 months!!!
today Im feeling like apples, an hour later god i'd love a bag of chips..
lads what a retard....who cares??

Tayla · 02-09-2011 09:43PM

Oh can't believe I forgot this one....

"What a nice day for christening"

"Who's christening are you going to?"

"Noones"

:pac:

Remember guys, everyone has one of these people on facebook who always makes ridiculously stupid comments and if you can't think who it is then it must be you!!

cyrusdvirus · 05-09-2011 08:39AM

Last night.

Every 30 feckin seconds

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Just cos one of the channels was showing Dirty Dancing

Interceptor · 05-09-2011 09:12AM

It is a full year since I deactivated my Facebook account. This thread confirms that I did the right thing and no longer have the mundane details of peoples lives drip-fed into my precious time.

'cptr

Apanachi · 05-09-2011 09:49AM

gatecrash wrote: »

Last night.

Every 30 feckin seconds

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Just cos one of the channels was showing Dirty Dancing

hahahaha, that drove me mad last night, I think everyone in Ireland must have been watching that drivel last night...

...one of my friends, who seemed to have a bit more sense than others, was obviously annoyed with all this "baby in the corner" sh!te and wrote:

"nobody puts baby in a corner,cause her fat pecker nose wont fit,the tramp"

cyrusdvirus · 05-09-2011 09:51AM

Apanachi wrote: »

hahahaha, that drove me mad last night, I think everyone in Ireland must have been watching that drivel last night...

...one of my friends was obviously annoyed with all this "baby in the corner" sh!te and wrote:

"nobody puts baby in a corner,cause her fat pecker nose wont fit,the tramp"

Dammit, i wish i had thought of that last night!! I was too busy watching anything else though.

gnfnrhead · 06-09-2011 09:54PM

A friend of mine liked "Staring at a text trying to figure out what this Dyslexic bitch is saying"

I so badly wanted to say pot, meet kettle as I have to do the exact same thing with everything she posts as she tlks lk dis fr n resn n wnt uz ful stp r cmz r nytin!!!

booboo88 · 06-09-2011 10:27PM

i love my life i swear like xxxxx i love eva body in it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >3

yea.........seriously?

LC2010HIS · 06-09-2011 11:08PM

An idiot actually I'm friends with put up a status about a bank robbery he witnessed this week and gave every detail about how he called 999 on them......and of course, patted himself on the back cause hes a gób****e!

His page is on public too and he has every detail of his college to workplace. I'm expecting to hear he's been taken out by the end of the week.

Once a douche. Always a douche. :rolleyes:

Catari Jaguar · 06-09-2011 11:51PM

Friends are like knickers. Some crawl up your arse, some snap under pressure, some don't have the strength to hold you up, some get a little twisted, some are your favourite,some you can see right thru,some are cheap and just plain nasty and some actually cover your arse when you need them to.
Repost for all your friends and give them a laugh

Who the fcuk wants friends like that?!!

Aoifey! · 13-09-2011 07:42PM

"spaquetti bolgense rail fckin noice"

Um...okay?

booboo88 · 13-09-2011 09:12PM

something thats worse than irritating updates about every single trivial detail about ones life.

is the wierd f*ckers that add you on facebook, but then never actually talk to you??

WatchWolf · 13-09-2011 09:18PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

"spaquetti bolgense rail fckin noice"

Um...okay?

hahaha wtf?

FearDark · 13-09-2011 09:27PM

For the fifth time this month. Fúck off putting .com at the end of everything you twat.

Atavan-Halen · 13-09-2011 09:30PM

FearDark wrote: »

For the fifth time this month. Fúck off putting .com at the end of everything you twat.

It's even worse when you hear people saying it in real life.

"We were totally locked.com last night"

*slap*

pinkhop · 13-09-2011 10:37PM

Friend of mine who's in his mid 20's writes whoop whoop at the end of his sentences..

"Match on sunday whoop whoop"

Savage Tyrant · 15-09-2011 10:06PM

This was posted by a girl I know with a six week old baby...

Do I work? Uhhh yes, I am a Mom! That makes me an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a waitress, a teacher, a nurse, a handyman, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, an event planner, a personal assistant, an ATM, & a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call at ALL hours the rest of my life. Re-post if you are a PROUD MOMMY ♥

CÛNT!

wild_cat · 15-09-2011 10:10PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

This was posted by a girl I know with a six week old baby...

Do I work? Uhhh yes, I am a Mom! That makes me an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a waitress, a teacher, a nurse, a handyman, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, an event planner, a personal assistant, an ATM, & a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call at ALL hours the rest of my life. Re-post if you are a PROUD MOMMY ♥

CÛNT!

Ugh. Seriously. Ugh.

Puking on the screen territory that one.

K-9 · 16-09-2011 12:16AM

Sitec wrote: »

Should have kept her legs closed then.

And Daddies don't have to this? We also have to put up with martyrdom!

Ciderswigger · 17-09-2011 01:11AM

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste...thank you! And don't forget the silly heart..♥

:pac: It made me LOL. I hate those bloody copy and paste virals. I can safely say that FB will not cure cancer/AIDS/diabetes/yadda yadda.

don ramo · 17-09-2011 02:05AM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

This was posted by a girl I know with a six week old baby...

Do I work? Uhhh yes, I am a Mom! That makes me an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a waitress, a teacher, a nurse, a handyman, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, an event planner, a personal assistant, an ATM, & a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call at ALL hours the rest of my life. Re-post if you are a PROUD MOMMY ♥

CÛNT!

can you ask her to write me a sick note and drive me out to work to hand it in please:D,

falan · 21-09-2011 07:11PM

Dirty dishes prove i feed my children, full bins prove i change my baby's nappies, messy floors prove that i let my kidz have fun, piles of clothes prove i keep my children in clean clothes, a messy bathroom proves that i bath my kidz So next time you walk into my house and see a mess Think twice before you judge!!! Keep this going if your a parent !!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

df1985 · 21-09-2011 07:19PM

lot of people unhappy with the new facebook changes today......like the last time.....and the time before that....and the time before that.

beerbaron · 21-09-2011 07:21PM

booboo88 wrote: »

something thats worse than irritating updates about every single trivial detail about ones life.

is the wierd f*ckers that add you on facebook, but then never actually talk to you??

That's what FB is for

Fighting Irish · 21-09-2011 07:24PM

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

It has been done, i've seen one of a guy who died, the gf or whatever put up pics of him in the coffin, i've also seen the same situation but a baby instead of a man. Didn't know any of these people btw

Chris P. Bacon · 21-09-2011 08:04PM

Fighting Irish wrote: »

It has been done, i've seen one of a guy who died, the gf or whatever put up pics of him in the coffin, i've also seen the same situation but a baby instead of a man. Didn't know any of these people btw

Somebody put pictures of their dead baby on facebook?

J. Marston · 21-09-2011 08:28PM

falan wrote: »

Dirty dishes prove i feed my children, full bins prove i change my baby's nappies, messy floors prove that i let my kidz have fun, piles of clothes prove i keep my children in clean clothes, a messy bathroom proves that i bath my kidz So next time you walk into my house and see a mess Think twice before you judge!!! Keep this going if your a parent !!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axWsbQhNCs0

Fluorescence · 21-09-2011 08:39PM

falan wrote: »

Dirty dishes prove i feed my children, full bins prove i change my baby's nappies, messy floors prove that i let my kidz have fun, piles of clothes prove i keep my children in clean clothes, a messy bathroom proves that i bath my kidz So next time you walk into my house and see a mess Think twice before you judge!!! Keep this going if your a parent !!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Sounds to me like they just can't keep their fucking house clean :rolleyes:

Although maybe that's because they're too busy being an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a waitress, a teacher, a nurse, a handyman, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, an event planner, a personal assistant, an ATM, & a comforter.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

J. Marston · 21-09-2011 08:45PM

fluorescence wrote: »

Although maybe that's because they're too busy being an alarm clock, a cook, a maid, a waitress, a teacher, a nurse, a handyman, a security officer, a photographer, a counselor, a chauffeur, an event planner, a personal assistant, an ATM, & a comforter.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

And a massive fúcking gobshíte. Don't forget that one.

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