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Todays crud...
To give me a hug, please click "like". Then copy & paste this to your status & see how many people will HUG you back! Come on, we all could use a BIG HUG (oh and there was HEARTZZ, LOADSA HEARTZ!!!!!ONE1ONE!!!!)
And then of course there's this genius...really must get rid of this one actually...
Once again its all my fault.....why am i suprised"
So apparantly im not allowed a life now either, two words.......f**k off!!
:'( (this one was worthy of a self-like and 16 comments) :rolleyes:
one step too far i tells ya!!!
ah f**k this sh*t!!!!
The funny thing is though, whomever this posts are aimed at will most certainly not give a toss about what this person has to say, they're probably not even facebook 'friends'
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June 18 5:32pm
YAAAY GOT SOME PINK SMARTIES!!! XDJune 18 10:44pm
Anyone seen my shaver charger??.
June 22 1:37pm
Can't find my shaver charger!!!!June 23 9:56am
Getting a new phone soon!
June 24 3:17pm
Got my new phone! Text me numbers people!!June 24 3:19pm
My new number is 087-xxxxxxxJune 24 5:12pm
Still can't find my shaver charger >:(June 26 10:34am
I look like a homeless person because I cant find my shaver charger!!June 28 10:11am
Still no sign of my shaver charger. FML
Jesus H! Buy a razor!!!0 -
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Horsebox9000 wrote: »There is one person in mine who just is always on about the kid she had(she fails to mention she concived it in a lane when doing the dirt on her at the time boyfriend)
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Child in his nanny's for the day. I miss him loads already He looked so cute today. Can't believe he'll be 4 months on the 2nd of august. My lil man's getting so big "
my little man's gone for a nap, Boyfriend gone to dothe food shopping so its a nice little rest for mammy
Baby giving out to his little toy. He never stops talking jibberish. Cutest thing ever. He always talks to his hand now too! haha. He wont stop growing! he's only been here 3 months but I cant remember what it was like without him ♥
I should also add that this chick has never ever had a job and yet she posts more stuff about wanting her fella to come home and cook her food and then moaning why he is working all time. I don't know, maybe the fact there is a kid to feed might be the answer.
Then I have this, ugh, just ugh. This guy is 21.
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is chilling at the pool with a vodka slush
now off to Café Del Mar to watch the sunset before wrecking Linekars, The Highlander, Joe Spoons & Play2 before Eden's Judgement Sunday White Party with Ferry Corsten & Eddie Halliwell!
Then to the Brisa Rooftop to wait for the pool to open
OH NO WAIT...Im ironing my uniform and then going to cry myself to sleep because im back home in this burnt out country and back to work tomorrow -
Monday Morning 9am: Hello Antibiotics & Antidepressants!! :'(
Goodbye IBIZA!! :’(
6 hours sleep in 8 days & 8 nights of madness IBIZA just outdoes itself every year!! BEST PLACE ON EARTH!! Roll on next may!!
Hello chest infection, throat infection, laryngitis, no voice, damaged vocal chords, sleep deprivation, hallucinations, night terrors, heart problems, empty bank account, maxed out overdraft, debts, Ireland, rain & depression!!!!
My favourite part bout the guy above was when he got his girlfriends name tattooed on him....then two weeks later his relationship status was set to single. Oh how I laughed.
I mainly use Facebook for having the craic pure and simple. I post up ****e that only my real friends would understand because we have the same humor. I go nuts when someone uses "txt spk" when commenting on my status. I tear them a new one and then remove them from my friends, the only way to show people they look like an idiot is to tell them.
Thats pretty nasty what you said about your 'friend'.Who cares where her child was conceived ? Plus I think those Ibiza statues are funny and clever.
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There's one girl I have on my friends list that I hide statuses from because she constantly posts shite and feckin' wrecks my head but I do go onto her page every now and again when I feel like havin' a cheap laugh, mainly for the Jeremy Kyle-style stand-offs she has with her supposedly drug addicted mother or something similarly crazy. Anyway, she's into politics now...-N Ireland = North of Ireland, same country! if it wasnt why have Ireland in the name if its nothing to do with us? like you's are looked after by England but your still Irish lol dnt hear ppl in france say i'm northern french! nothing against anyone up north but if you dnt wanna be seen as irish change the name or something cause its just tick. . . haha 0
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eh hello, can you say ...skank????Thats pretty nasty what you said about your 'friend'.Who cares where her child was conceived ? Plus I think those Ibiza statues are funny and clever.
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ooh not a bad ideaThurstonWhore wrote: »They should go. I hear it's lovely this time of year. :pac:
oh dear god just someone out her out of her miserydaysleeper wrote: »There's one girl I have on my friends list that I hide statuses from because she constantly posts shite and feckin' wrecks my head but I do go onto her page every now and again when I feel like havin' a cheap laugh, mainly for the Jeremy Kyle-style stand-offs she has with her supposedly drug addicted mother or something similarly crazy. Anyway, she's into politics now...-
but theres a guy i really cant stand much more of, he puts pics of himself in bed up(you really dont wanna see) and with a tagline of how much he doesnt want to get up........:mad:0 -
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Someone on my friends list posted moaning and cursing about a pub that wouldn't serve them - when someone else asked why not, they said "Cause my ID doesn't have my age on it. But it's still an ID, like, f*cksake!". Eejit. I've since de-friended them, can't be bothered with this rubbish!daysleeper wrote: »Anyway, she's into politics now...-N Ireland = North of Ireland, same country! if it wasnt why have Ireland in the name if its nothing to do with us? like you's are looked after by England but your still Irish lol dnt hear ppl in france say i'm northern french! nothing against anyone up north but if you dnt wanna be seen as irish change the name or something cause its just tick. . . haha
Those sort of statuses always make me laugh, I find them hilarious
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fearbainne wrote: »"some ppl just need a kick in the face, ****"
"some people are just sooo sad ugh"
"so pissed off ryt nw ppl do suprise ya at times!!!!:("
"ders sum f****n ***** ou der u watch ur backs boys cuz u've pissed me off big time!!!!"
tell them.. not the world you fcukin retard
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The scariest thing about some of the dumb facebook status updates is that some of these people have children. Like are in charge of an actual human being. They shouldn't even own a computer, never mind a child.QUOTE]
Absolutely.
My pet hate is when people tell you what they're eating or drinking.
"sunday roast yum"
"few tins wit d lads n gitz gaff tonite"
Who f*cking cares? 6 billion people eat about 18 billion meals a day without commenting on them. I'd literally prefer to hear about your bowel movements.0 -
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The FB statuses that annoy the hell out of me are from parents who gush over their children endlessly..............you know the ones like "Repost this if you have the most wonderful son/daughter in the world blah, blah, bullsh1t
There is one girl I know who posts this stuff constantly and yet she then puts a post up saying something like "OMG, tnk god its bak 2 skl tomoro, kids hav mi head dun in!!!!!!..........WHAT??????? Either your kids are a blessing or you can't wait to see the back of them..Make up your feckin' mind:( 0 -
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im invisible wrote: »A true friend doesn't care when you're broke, being a bitch, what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past, or if your family is filled with crazy people. Your conversations pick up where they left off, even if they have been months apart. They love you for who you are. Re-post if you have at least one true friend!!! ♥♥♥
When I was a kid I didn't have an XBox or Wii. I had a bike and a curfew (dark). Mum didn't call my mobile, she yelled outside, "time to come in". I played outside with friends and siblings, not Online. If I didn't eat what my mum made me, then I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. Re-post this if you drank water out of a hose...and survived..
WHO WRITES THIS!?!?! I think all the losers are copying and pasting these opinions from one putrid source, but I'd love to know what it is.0
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