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  • #602
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    Caraville wrote: »
    And as for those "I'm going to leave an obscure status here giving away very little information so someone will ask me about it" people. Get a f**king life. Or a counsellor.

    What's worse is when someone asks about it, they respond with "Don't want to talk about it."


  • #603
    Caraville
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Sierra 117 wrote: »
    What's worse is when someone asks about it, they respond with "Don't want to talk about it."

    True, the people who ask are just as bad.

    Honestly, I despair for humanity when I see people like that. And people who make some reference to alcohol in all their status updates. Seriously, you're 26. I get that you drink, it's ok that you do, in fact, most people your age probably do. So quit with the "so hungover after a mad night out with me gurleeeeeeze, lol". You're not 16. And even if you were, I'd probably still think you were a bit of a tool.


  • #604
    Duddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Duddy


    Groups like this:
    You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on.
    Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone. Too often we're too stubborn to say, 'Sorry, I was wrong.' Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart
    I am strong because I am weak. I'm beautiful because I know my flaws. I'm a lover because I am a fighter. I'm fearless because I have been afraid. I'm wise because I have been foolish. & I can laugh because I Have known sadness.

    Stop. Just Stop.


  • #605
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    I hate these statuses after nights out.
    ok this is what happens when u go for a few quiet pints u end up comin home wit no clothes was it a good nite can ny1 tell me :P

    Yes, we know you're a mad bastad that was supposed to be not getting drunk but you're so whack that you got locked and took off your shirt.


  • #606
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    COUSINS are the first friends most people ever have as children. No one will ever understand your crazy family like your cousins. Even if you haven't talked much lately.... RE-POST if you have some of the BEST cousins in the world!!!
    and my cousins are the very best.
    they're bloody at it again........
    seriously wats next....repost this if you have the best pet fishy ever:rolleyes:


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  • #607
    Redonblonde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭Redonblonde


    "WiCkEd PhOtOs Of My MaTes PaRty"

    ....why would you write like that?


  • #608
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    "Why is life so hard"

    And I posted "Because your a dick!!"


  • #609
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Yakult wrote: »
    "Why is life so hard"

    And I posted "Because your a dick!!"

    I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like a internet mental institution really.:)


  • #610
    TrollyDolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭TrollyDolly


    looky loo wrote: »
    I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like boards.ie really.:)

    FYP :P


  • #611
    Andre80Johnson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭Andre80Johnson


    Ive just been on that boards.ie website... thousands of people posting bull**** about nothing! who are these people? has anyone ever met someone who posts on this? What do they do for a living that they can spend so much time on message boards?!!!
    Courtesy of Jeremy Dixon.


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  • #612
    MGMTea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭MGMTea


    "SAY JUSTIN BIEBER 10 TIMES CLAP YOUR HANDS 3 TIMES POST THIS ON 2 GROUPS..............CHECK YOUR VOICE"

    REALLY? d!ckheads


  • #613
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    if you look good you feel good. fact
    why is it the more of a **** ya are to someone the more they try for ya!! SCALDS

    ..and the second status got 3 likes and the following comment "sum people reali dont take de hint!!!"


  • #614
    LCruiser Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭LCruiser Kid


    "•*¨*•.¸This is a FRIENDSHIP BALL "♪♫•*¨*•.¸ throw it back to someone else who means something to you!!!! A ball is a circle no beginning no end It keeps us together like our circle of friends".¸.•*¨*•♫♪" Blessings"♪♫•*¨*•.¸. xXx "

    What the fcuk??? These kind of status's are getting very common now lately wherever they come from :eek:


  • #615
    Kotek Besar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭Kotek Besar


    LCruiser Kid wrote: »
    "•*¨*•.¸This is a FRIENDSHIP BALL "♪♫•*¨*•.¸ throw it back to someone else who means something to you!!!! A ball is a circle no beginning no end It keeps us together like our circle of friends".¸.•*¨*•♫♪" Blessings"♪♫•*¨*•.¸. xXx "

    What the fcuk??? These kind of status's are getting very common now lately wherever they come from :eek:

    Probably America.


  • #616
    batistuta9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,508 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Idiotsville, USA


  • #617
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I only have one friend who post stupid updates, but they do it constantly, and I enjoy seeing how ridiculous they can be.
    The worst ones they post are those "witty" ones that someone else comes up with and they copy and paste. For example:


    To make it stand, you wet it, to make it wet you suck it, to make it stiff you lick it, to get it in, you push it?....**** me threading a needle when you get older is no joke!....:-)

    My business ain't your business, so unless your my thong, don't be up my arse!!! just saying...:-p

    About to go to sleep where my pillow gets some head my sheets some @ss and my bed gets laid, whats up with that? they get all the action and i get an 8hr coma!....... <(-_-)>zzzzz

    Im responsible for my life..... I write the script..... I select the characters..... and sometimes...... I make big mistakes.....;-)

    I like wen I fart in the bath and see all the big bubbles come up

    I am what i am, and i am who i am.... Your approval is'nt needed and it was never asked for! So you can either love me or you can hate me, i don't really give a damn Just saying.....:-P

    ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
    IF YOU HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK CHAT BOX, PASTE THIS ON YOUR WALL
    ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ (Why, what will happen!?)


    anyone no where u can buy a gud dildo???


  • #618
    needadvi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭needadvi


    I have just finished reading a thread on here about dumb facebook statuses. After reading these comments, I have come to realize that most people I know leave " Dumb" comments as their status.

    Anyone ever read a status that didn't bother/annoy/disturb you after reading it? If so could you give examples? :D


  • #619
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    A good joke!


  • #620
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    needadvi wrote: »
    I have just finished reading a thread on here about dumb facebook statuses. After reading these comments, I have come to realize that most people I know leave " Dumb" comments as their status.

    Anyone ever read a status that didn't bother/annoy/disturb you after reading it? If so could you give examples? :D

    No


  • #621
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Do'nt have a Facebook page, it's for losers.


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  • #622
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    My friends don't leave retarded status updates because if they did then they wouldn't be my friends. I don't get the people who whine about their Facebook friends but don't delete them.


  • #623
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Do'nt have a Facebook page, it's for losers.

    Why? Alot of people would call you a loser for posting opinions and stories to strangers on the internet? :rolleyes:


  • #624
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Saw a good one earlier, about the dangers of vodka and ice, whiskey and ice , other alcohol and ice and dangers involved- ice is bad for ya!
    Here it is!:
    NEW DRINKING WARNING, JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth......Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, You can save a life!!


  • #625
    Brennaldo II
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭Brennaldo II


    when someone hot changes their status to single :p


  • #626
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Samich wrote: »
    Why? Alot of people would call you a loser for posting opinions and stories to strangers on the internet? :rolleyes:
    Nope I have never been called a loser on here


  • #627
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Nope I have never been called a loser on here


    Loser


  • #628
    needadvi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭needadvi


    Brennaldo II wrote: »
    when someone hot changes their status to single :p

    :p


  • #629
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Nope I have never been called a loser on here

    Don't think any facebook user called another facebook user a loser for using facebook either.


  • #630
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    This one made me laugh -

    Hi. I'm unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.


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  • #631
    livinsane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭livinsane


    I put up a joke every day and people fecking love it!


    I rob them all from the best joke you ever heard thread.


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