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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "This is fun Wolf!" USES water cannon to drench Wolf with Syrup. "Just how much can you eat Wolf?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Well, one of my cousins ate three pigs by himself.Hey , I need bacon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "BACON!?" Sighs and throws bacon on griddle. "This is a bit slow. And the popping is burning the snot out of me! Spot!'
    loads catapult with bacon "Incoming Wolf. Sizzling Dragon Flamed Bacon!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Devours bacon. Guzzles orange juice down.*
    Now, I'm ready to fight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whacks Wolf in full tummy with staff "here we go Wolf!"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *headbutts Deki, trips her and drops her into cesspit.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "and after I cooked all that food for you Wolf" Wades out of cesspit. Walks up to Wolf. Pokes him in both eyes, pulls and twists both ears, kicks him in shin and...runs!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I shall chase you after using your bathroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "OH NO! At least turn on the exhaust!" SIGH:eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Exhaust is on. Paint just changed colors though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Leave the fan on and shut the door on your way out Wolf. I'll deal with it when it airs out a bit."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No problem.
    *Prepares for a fox hunt*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Mutters under breath"wolf pays you a visit ya got to remodel the whole bathroom..."

    Picks up bazooka fires it at Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops to the ground. Watches bazooka shell fly harmlessly into Deki's bathroom.*
    Whoo, good thing it was a dud hu..BOOOOM!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Well it's not like it wasn't going to have to go anyway. What's that stuff you're rolling in Wolf? Think Splitters cat must have come for a visit.":p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh bugger.
    *Runs over gives Deki a big hug*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    " ugh! Get off me Wolf! oh too late." starts for fox hole:confused: realizes shower was blown up. "See What You made me do Wolf!" Jumps in creek. slaps water and splashes Wolf with icey cold water."evil Wolf."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Why didn't you just use the free showers over by the entrance?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    don't like public showers:(
    throws bucket of water at Wolf. Isn't satisfied. Tosses bucket hits Wolf on nose.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Plants bucket on Deki's head. Runs off*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    chases after Wolf with dart gun in hand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I reject your reality! And substitute my own! I am victorious! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Turns back, HIts James T with staff "Shhh! I'm hunting Wolfs!" Props unconscious JamesT. in corner and resumes Wolf chase.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I reject your reality! And substitute my own! I am victorious! :D
    *Smacks Kirk with a sledgehammer. Tows him along.*
    I has a little project you can help me with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    *Smacks Kirk with a sledgehammer. Tows him along.*
    I has a little project you can help me with.
    Do tell... :cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses Kirk into Deki's ruined bathroom.*
    Build a new bathroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Can you do that James? Wolf made me blow it up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I must log on more often. :o Will save me reading back through a lot of posts. My DIY skills are laughable, Deki :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Puts on kilt and throws log at Capt Kirk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    turns the water back on from the mains, locks deki inside...........knock 3 times when you have no air left!!!


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