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    #2852
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    homah_7ft wrote: »
    Puts on kilt and throws log at Capt Kirk.
    Tells Scotty what homah did with his kilt.


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    #2853
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Here I come to build a bathroom. I brought help this time, real help I might add. Meet my build team,


    Constructicons_dw.jpg


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    #2854
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whoa Wolf! A construction team.


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    #2855
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    They excellent builders. They do alot of work in warzones and such


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    #2856
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'm impressed Wolf. They build many bathrooms in warzones?


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    #2857
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Do water torture chambers count?


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    #2858
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "no Wolf, no that wouldn't fit into the decor at all" Deki backs off. "is that what they're planning Wolf?"


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    #2859
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, they were planning a sunken bath, and full shower with heated towel rack.


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    #2860
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    really?


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    #2861
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yes really. I just have to return their combination matrix. How hard can it be to break into a heavily fortified building guarded by giant robot warriors.


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    #2862
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think that would be very hard. How quiet can you be?


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    #2863
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Please, I can sneak up on Batman and a ninja at midnight on a roof covered in dried rice husks.


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    #2864
    Overature
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    A High Street is an informal name for a Hello Street,

    My love for you is like Diarrhoea, I just cant hold it in!


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    #2865
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Overature wrote: »
    A High Street is an informal name for a Hello Street,

    My love for you is like Diarrhoea, I just cant hold it in!
    Right.
    *Shoots Overature in the face*


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    #2866
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER ..........

    pulls the heart out of kirky, with just one hand, shoves it into wolfy's mouth, kick's 3 times very hard into your man's area, knocks you back into kirky, does high fly ninja kicks and hits both kirky and wolfy over and over again till they dont look human anymore!!!

    Would take you on too homah, but you dont walk this way!!!

    Overature ...... are you male, shag it right now you can be, robs cutlass from next door, how many little cuts can i put on your body, think maybe 1,000 will do any thing more would just waste my time, stands and watch you bleed everywhere, its not fast enough ........ cuts your head off, but its not easy i have to hack at it over and over and over!!!!

    stands back and thinks did i miss anyone???
    Oh staker, well i will just keep you for a man servant!!!!

    (deki your safe, you is a woman):eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!


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    #2867
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh......bugger.


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    #2868
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "What was that? One of your fans?" Deki watches faceless Overature thrash about " Maybe it would be more humane to just put it out of it's agony Wolf. I don't think it's ever going to be quite the same."


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    #2869
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    "What was that? One of your fans?" Deki watches faceless Overature thrash about " Maybe it would be more humane to just put it out of it's agony Wolf. I don't think it's ever going to be quite the same."
    I ain't doing nothing until someone takes that cutlass away from jg and gets her a damned sedative.


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    #2870
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    joes girls wrote: »
    I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER ..........

    pulls the heart out of kirky, with just one hand, shoves it into wolfy's mouth, kick's 3 times very hard into your man's area, knocks you back into kirky, does high fly ninja kicks and hits both kirky and wolfy over and over again till they dont look human anymore!!!

    Would take you on too homah, but you dont walk this way!!!

    Overature ...... are you male, shag it right now you can be, robs cutlass from next door, how many little cuts can i put on your body, think maybe 1,000 will do any thing more would just waste my time, stands and watch you bleed everywhere, its not fast enough ........ cuts your head off, but its not easy i have to hack at it over and over and over!!!!

    stands back and thinks did i miss anyone???
    Oh staker, well i will just keep you for a man servant!!!!

    (deki your safe, you is a woman):eek::eek::eek::eek:!!!
    Deki drags in JGs ex - here try the real thing JG. hands JG knife - slaps cd of "stuck in the middle with you" into boom box. Aren't any dieing folks laying around with guns are there. "no?- Go at it JG!"


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    #2871
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thankfully I has all the guns. Jg try the power sander over there. Lovely for a flaying when you in the mood.


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    #2872
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Sands down wolfy's elbows, as he does his little dance of pain, bumps him to the ground. Bites on his neck, rips out his adams apple, now you can be one of us wolfy .......Oh as for your other bits, well just do the crying game on it!!!!


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    #2873
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    better idea
    *Slaps belt of masculinity around JG's waist causing a gender flip.*
    How do you feel now Joe?


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    #2874
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    no no no!!!!

    GET IT OFF!!!!


    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELP ME !!!!


    BURN YOU EVIL THING.....BURN!!!


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    #2875
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "oh Wolf! I don't think you've thought this through. A male JG?! What have you done?" calls Spot and flees the thread.


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    #2876
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Slaps deki ........what would be wrong with a male me??? SLAPS again!!!


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    #2877
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    Slaps deki ........what would be wrong with a male me??? SLAPS again!!!
    Same thing wrong with a female me.
    *Dives for escape hatch.*


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    #2878
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    joes girls wrote: »
    Slaps deki ........what would be wrong with a male me??? SLAPS again!!!
    Kicks JG in place just recently grown "that JG That would be it - Wolf that was evil ! The world is not ready for this. Change her back!" lassos Wolf before he can hit escape hatch. Hog ties and Drags him back into thread. "now put er back the way she was>"


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    #2879
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was going to get the key


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    #2880
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I bet:mad:


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    #2881
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fine, so I have no clue where the key actually is. I was going to find a locksmith actually.


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