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    #2882
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    see the story changes;)
    think of something Wolf:(


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    #2883
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Let me free ........ i dont be liken these danglies , it feels too odd!!!
    fights wolfy for the key >>>>>got it, oh sweet heaven that feels better .....here have your extra bits back, pushes bits into wolfy face, run off before he can do anything with them!!!!

    (i knew you really had the key!!!)


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    #2884
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Well at least thats over," Leaves Wolf to free himself from knotted ropes.


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    #2885
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Whaaaaaaaaat?
    Belt of masculinity?
    Danglies?
    Cutlass?
    Evisceration? :eek:

    Lions and tigers and bears? Oh my!


    Wha' choo talkin' about, Willis!


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    #2886
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Splitter grab that cutlass and get me loose would you?


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    #2887
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Not pleasant to be tied up and left places is it Wolf?" Deki wanders in "hungry yet?"


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    #2888
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhZHlpSE6k


    I'm sorry what'd you say? I was watching these squirrels brawl.


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    #2889
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Squirrels are evil. Wonder if I'd get my way more if I stomped BOTH my feet- probably where I'm going wrong.Here Wolf have some nuts." Unloads half ton of boiled and salted peanuts on Wolf. "Happy munching!"


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    #2890
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Goody , now I has the bait for my army of ninja squirrels.:)


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    #2891
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "oh Can't wait for the ninja squirrels?" Sits down to await their arrival.


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    #2892
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Turn around, they already here.
    ninja_squirrel.jpgwhite_ninja_squirrel_resized.gif387722-i182.photobucket.com-albums-x24-ethanleitner-ninjasquirrel.jpg


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    #2893
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Think there might be a major squirrel battle when the ninjas meet the thug army squirrels...

    Army_Squirrel.jpg2212620677_a563f54eb5.jpg132769-19-1.jpg


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    #2894
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    meet my army's secret weapon:
    1134163_b5a5_625x1000.jpg?Signature=OnDhygdbc9hlmy4MoySK3wnqzZE%3d&Expires=1255300592&AWSAccessKeyId=1AWKB84B4VN4Q9TPBHG2
    NINJA WOLF!!


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    #2895
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Getting bored now...........


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    #2896
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Smacks Wolf. "Wake up Wolf!!" Yells in Wolf's ear. Bangs on metal pan. Looks at pan ..
    Bangs on Wolf's head with pan. "Wake now?"


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    #2897
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Stuffs Deki in giant stock pot. Picks up bat and starts whacking sides.*
    Yes, can you hear me now?


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    #2898
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki tips one side of pot just enough to sneak out. Wearing her designer ear plugs she sneaks out. Wolf's cell phone rings "yeah" says Wolf. Deki blasts air horn into her phone. "
    "HOW ABOUT NOW WOLF!!!" shouts Deki.


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    #2899
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I HAD YOU ON SPEAKER!!


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    #2900
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Slams staff into Wolf's Achilles tendons. Unilateral strike Wolf. Need help getting up?


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    #2901
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Serpentines around and bites Deki's foot off*
    Looks like your staff is now a crutch.


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    #2902
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Swings staff while standing on one foot and hits Wolf solidly under chin snaping head backward with a snapping sound. blood or something runs from Wolf's nose and mouth. The force of deki's swing causes her to slip in blood pouring from leg, she hits head on stone as she falls- THUNK!!!...


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    #2903
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Race you to the Emergency Room.


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    #2904
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "You're On!" Deki picks up foot, tucks it under her arm leaning on staff hobbles off toward nearest hospital. Wolf limping painfully on smashed ankles, holding head at award angle to prevent furthur damage quickly follows. Pair leave bloody trail in their wake...


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    #2905
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Hitches ride with nice elderly couple.*
    Yeah, let's pick up the fox too. I'll need help burying you two.


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    #2906
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki climbs into back seat. "At least wait till we get there Wolf."


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    #2907
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'll take the driver, you get the passenger.


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    #2908
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whacks little old lady with blue hair with staff. Pushes her out of moving car. "Your turn Wolf..."


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    #2909
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Severs old fellow's spine with well-placed claw strike.*
    Wait, now who's driving?


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    #2910
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Better be you Wolf. I'm trying to stench the blood flow..." car begins to careen toward ditch..."Oh, All right. Always have to do everything..." Uses one foot to slow car down before hitting berm , eases slowed car back onto highway, "You know Wolf I feel a little strange, I think that last head trauma actually did some damage..."


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    #2911
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Cauterizes Deki's stump. Climbs into driver's seat.*
    Hang onto something, I learned how to drive from Grand Theft Auto. When the cops show up, you're pregnant got it.


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