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    #2732
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You Awake Now.. Hits Wolf with Staff- WHACK! Have good sleeps Wolf?


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    #2733
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Bops Deki with frozen halibut.*
    Yeah, great sleep.


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    #2734
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Good Then Wolf"-WHACK! "Is that annoying?"


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    #2735
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, not really. How about this.
    *Peppers deki with spoiled shrimp puffs*


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    #2736
    reamie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 29 ✭reamie


    have i won!!


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    #2737
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "shucks I thought you'd be annoyed" Tosses spoiled shrimp puffs back at Wolf. " Oh - maybe some shrimp sauce" Douses Wolf with shrimp sauce highly flavored with horseradish.


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    #2738
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    reamie wrote: »
    have i won!!
    Sorry no. You just violated Rule 4:
    .POSTING "I WIN" ACTUALLY MEANS YOU JUST LOST. POST SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY TAKES A BIT OF THOUGHT.

    Deki wrote: »
    "shucks I thought you'd be annoyed" Tosses spoiled shrimp puffs back at Wolf. " Oh - maybe some shrimp sauce" Douses Wolf with shrimp sauce highly flavored with horseradish.
    *Teleports with Deki to Centralia, PA. *
    Try not to breathe.


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    #2739
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I don't want to go there Wolf. You'll push me down that hole and into the firey bowels of H311. elbows Wolf hard and Wolf let's go. Deki cuts teleportation belt with wire cutters, In fight for belt some of the buttons get pushed.


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    #2740
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh great, how did we get to The Cat's Lair. We should probably leave before the Thundercats show up.


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    #2741
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    DEki randomly pushes buttons. They appear on a rocky outcrop above a deep blue lake; Above is a Dark purple sky with twin moons. The water begins to bubble and churn as bright pink tentacles rise from water and crawl over the rocky out crop, "uh Oh!' pushes more buttons.


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    #2742
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Stop pressing random buttons!
    *Presses the green and purple buttons.*


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    #2743
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Do you know what you're doing? "Loops scarf around Wolf and ties tight knot "Just in case you try leaving me here Wolf"


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    #2744
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Welcome to CandyLand. Why are those gingerbread men waving giant lollipops at us?


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    #2745
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think they're from the lollipop guild ? But they don't look very welcoming to me.


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    #2746
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thought that was munchkins. Quick press another couple buttons.


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    #2747
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Pushes buttons and stars whiz past in a blur of color and light. Thump! They are dumped on the hard rocky ground. "Oh! there's my foxhole.!" Smacks Wolf in nose with transportation device. "Take your old belt back Wolf. I don't want to see that thing again!" Heads for nearest foxhole.


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    #2748
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    don't panic , the safe room is stocked with beef jerky

    two nurses in rubber suits have just neutralized the human security
    two dogs further inside the mansion began barking


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    #2749
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I can handle dogs, but nurses in rubber suits are a bit kinky even for me.


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    #2750
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Thought you were ready for anything Wolf. " Shoots Wolf with spit ball 2040d.jpg
    "No real spit required. This is kinda fun." Soots Wolf again- between the eyes.


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    #2751
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Fires back with freshly chewed tobacco.*


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    #2752
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yuck! Disgusting. Deki goes in . cleans off tobacco spit. Comes out with Bucket of water balloons Ties them to helicopter wings and has them drop on Wolf- over and over again

    helicombo.jpg


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    #2753
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Where did I leave those delightful little buggers. I know they... aha found 'em


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    #2754
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Hmm I don't think "delightful little buggers" is a phrase describing something I'm going to like. Turns up force field to max


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    #2755
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Supercharges Deki's force field so not even air can get in.*
    Just a matter of time now.


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    #2756
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil Wolf. Deki lowers force field and runs for foxhole


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    #2757
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *launches maggot airburst over entry to Deki's foxhole.*
    Aren't they just adorable


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    #2758
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki is busy kocking maggots off. Careful to keep her mouth shut. runs hands through hair and growls. Stomps off inside. Deki comes out with Super soaker filled with latest experiment. "Here's something you'll like Wolf: bacteria growing on rotting white beans, been going for a while, one of them is bound to get you!" Sprays Wolf liberally with bacteria infected rotting bean goo.


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    #2759
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Stop wasting all that great chip dip.


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    #2760
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    " You go right ahead and gobble it up Wolf. I'll just make more if you run out." Sprays him a second time. "Three's a lucky number." Once more.


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    #2761
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Delicious I tell ya........excuse me.
    *Rushes into Deki's bathroom. Emerges thirty minutes later feeling much relief.*
    You might want to let that air out for a bit before you go in ther, and maybe toss a flare in first.


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