Mankiest thing you've seen at throwing out time? [No pics!]

flyingoutside · 08-08-2008 2:53am #1

You know the time, half two in the morning, no where to go, everyone pissed and hungry. Worse time in Ireland.

The last night two lads outside hillbillys eating when one got sick on the other by accident and that made the other lad get sick back at his mate. Kinda funny but mank

R0ot · 08-08-2008 2:55am

Saw a guy down a pint, then puke back in the glass then he left it on the bar counter, I let one of the other bar staff lift it kthk! :pac:

portomar · 08-08-2008 4:42am

flyingoutside wrote: »

You know the time, half two in the morning, no where to go, everyone pissed and hungry. Worse time in Ireland.

The last night two lads outside hillbillys eating when one got sick on the other by accident and that made the other lad get sick back at his mate. Kinda funny but mank

that hillbillys place is a heck hole at most times of the day, imagine its an absolute mess at 3 in the morning. at least the government are on the ball by tightening up the licensing laws by making sure they all close at once....

tossers

regarding op question, tryna think of one, must have seen some horrible stuff as i worked in a pub for 8 years...

actually, remember seeing my mate literally falling around a pub, looked like he was having a stroke or a heart attack or something, eyes all blurred, puking profusely. it sticks in my mind because he was standing up stock straight, not bending over or anything. amazing he managed to not get himself.it was onto carpet too.nasty.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-08-2008 5:23am

Got sick on the train home a few weeks back. Got off, train pulled away, only then did I realises I was minus one detal plate plus four false teeth.

God help the poor divil who cleans up that mess...

Holsten · 08-08-2008 6:55am

Girls pissing in the street... it's Manky at it's highest level.

togster · 08-08-2008 7:44am

Got to agree with Holsten. Girls crouched over taking a leak is gross. Saw one piss her pants and then fall over into it again and again trying to get up.
Good ride though

Standard Toaster · 08-08-2008 8:14am

R0ot wrote: »

Saw a guy down a pint, then puke back in the glass then he left it on the bar counter, I let one of the other bar staff lift it kthk! :pac:

Seen this once also in C*ppers (Shudder). Chap was drinking a Fat Frog and got sick into it.
He continued to drink out of it a couple of minutes later. :eek:

OP
*Your Ma.

*Might as well get that out of the way early.

Des Hynes · 08-08-2008 8:42am

Two knackers pissed,one eating a snackbox.

One throws up, the other picks a leg/breast of chicken out of the puke and eats it!

FlutterinBantam · 08-08-2008 8:44am

You know those temporary shítters near the bank in Westmoreland St.

Well pissers actually,saw a guy,door wide open, chatting to a girl "over the wall" while was unloading a ripe one inside.
Was straddled over the receptable,strides down and backing out gouts of scutther and not a bother on him!!!

Gross.:mad:

javaboy · 08-08-2008 8:46am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Gross.:mad:

Your feigned disgust is fooling noone Flut.

Captain Darling · 08-08-2008 8:54am

Saw this lady member of the travelling community slumped on the ground outside a taxi rank, puking on herself. and a small dog was beside her licking it off her.

padi89 · 08-08-2008 9:08am

A piss head walking up to a glass shop door dropping his pants and doing a huge runny sh1te all over it.Pulls up his pant like nothing happened and walked on.This happened in the wee hours on Shop St Galway and was all caught on security camera......:eek:

missingtime · 08-08-2008 9:31am

In a chipper in Cork a guy was on all fours puking up just liquid. Because he was so drunk and due to the amount of liquid he couldn't get a grip on the floor so he kept slipping and sliding all over the floor.

People still walked around him and ordered though...

Seen a few people just vomiting over themselves without even making an attempt to move.

Steve_o · 08-08-2008 9:35am

Holsten wrote: »

Girls pissing in the street... it's Manky at it's highest level.

I agree, truely gross...

OP. There was a row one night outside Club 23 in portlaoise and one of the lads punched the other in the stomach...the guy who got punched then proceeded to puke on the other guy and a girl that was beside him... It was pretty horrible but pretty funny at the same time!!

xzanti · 08-08-2008 9:52am

Similar to one of the above stories, I was in a pub in Kildare not so long ago, wasn't even chucking out time either, was early enough on a Sunday evening.. I went into the "Ladies" room and found 2 (I think) members of the travelling community, one on the can, having a dump with the cubicle door wide open, and her mate just standing there casually chatting to her.. The one the toilet was astocious, having trouble staying 'aboard' but her friend didn't seem that drunk, and didn't try to close the door on her when I walked in.. They were both out doing Karaoke about a half hour later...

Wazdakka · 08-08-2008 9:52am

portomar wrote: »

at least the government are on the ball by tightening up the licensing laws by making sure they all close at once....

Seriously???

Who the bloody hell thought it was a good idea to release 250,000 drunk people onto the streets of a (drastically under policed) city, all with the same animal instinct type objectives of

Get Laid
Get Home

Oh.. and there is a limited amount of transport for all of you...

Oh Yea... That will stop the alcohol related injuries and crime..

The absolute stupidity of this government annoys the piss out of me to the degree that I just want to walk into the Dail with a big stick and start hitting people..

"BAD"
*Smack*
"See what your doing wrong yet?"
*Whallop*
"Now DONT do it again"

/Rant

OT, yea girls pissing..

Saw some absolute mess of a young wan stroll out of the F*ggy dew one night, walk slightly further than the smokers (but not too far that she cant talk to them) Up with the skirt.. Down with the knickers.. Stumble into the yellow river.. And right back inside again..

Dragan · 08-08-2008 9:55am

One night as we we clearing everyone out of a club is used to work the door for we noticed one of the cubicals was locked. All good we thought, open the door and wake the dude up, then send him on his way.

When we opened the door the smell that hit us was RANK. I don't know how the **** this guy did what he did, he must have been spinning in the air or something because there was puke and crap EVERYWHERE.

I mean up the walls and all over the guy....it was ****ed up.

Grabbed him by the ankles and slide him down the fire stairs nearly puking the whole way.

Rank bastard.

fitz0 · 08-08-2008 10:36am

Was outside a nightclub once and this drunk mess of a fat one was squatting in a doorway of a shop taking a massive dump. Everyone was standing watching her as she stands up walks away and pretends nothing happened.

08-08-2008 10:46am

Dragan wrote: »

One night as we we clearing everyone out of a club is used to work the door for we noticed one of the cubicals was locked. All good we thought, open the door and wake the dude up, then send him on his way.

When we opened the door the smell that hit us was RANK. I don't know how the **** this guy did what he did, he must have been spinning in the air or something because there was puke and crap EVERYWHERE.

I mean up the walls and all over the guy....it was ****ed up.

Grabbed him by the ankles and slide him down the fire stairs nearly puking the whole way.

Rank bastard.

LOL

I'll be more careful next time !

Projectile vomitting on my train back from Holland to Berlin wasn't the greatest experience in the world....at least I attempted to clean the bathroom up. Horrible.

not yet · 08-08-2008 11:18am

Holsten wrote: »

Girls pissing in the street... it's Manky at it's highest level.

I'll see that and raise you a girl (in the loosest terms) have a shi*e down an alley off grafton st at 2am. must have been quiet proud because when someone shouted out something about being a dirty bitch she replied...go blow yourself.

Now imagine bringing that pikey home to meet mammy.

Steve_o · 08-08-2008 11:32am

not yet wrote: »

Now imagine bringing that pikey home to meet mammy.

lol, "You'll get to like her I swear"....:D

08-08-2008 11:34am

not yet wrote: »

I'll see that and raise you a girl (in the loosest terms) have a shi*e down an alley off grafton st at 2am. must have been quiet proud because when someone shouted out something about being a dirty bitch she replied...go blow yourself.

Now imagine bringing that pikey home to meet mammy.

:eek:

That's Amy Winehouse class right there.

Steve_o wrote: »

lol, "You'll get to like her I swear"....:D

After a bucket of fecking LSD!

togster · 08-08-2008 11:39am

Deleted User wrote: »

After a bucket of fecking LSD!

ROFL

Duggy747 · 08-08-2008 12:17pm

Dragan wrote: »

When we opened the door the smell that hit us was RANK. I don't know how the **** this guy did what he did, he must have been spinning in the air or something because there was puke and crap EVERYWHERE.

I mean up the walls and all over the guy....it was ****ed up.

Grabbed him by the ankles and slide him down the fire stairs nearly puking the whole way.

Rank bastard.

Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.

Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo

Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.

SV · 08-08-2008 12:36pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.

Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo

Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.

lmao

post of the day, has to be!
classic.

literally crying laughing here

:D

donnaille · 08-08-2008 1:21pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.

Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo

Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.

It was you wasn't it, you sorry excuse for a human being!!:pac:

08-08-2008 1:25pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.

Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo

Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.

Absolutely classic

Victor · 08-08-2008 5:04pm

Sometimes, powerhoses are a must.

castie · 08-08-2008 5:10pm

Saw a guy in a club pissing at the bar and it was splattering all over this young girls skirt. can just imagine the horror if she realised.

Wurly · 08-08-2008 5:15pm

castie wrote: »

can just imagine the horror if she realised.

She didn't realise?

castie · 08-08-2008 5:27pm

Tri wrote: »

She didn't realise?

No was too busy trying to get served. I didnt have the heart to tell her.

Wurly · 08-08-2008 5:31pm

castie wrote: »

No was too busy trying to get served. I didnt have the heart to tell her.

LOL! How rank.:pac:

Seachmall · 08-08-2008 5:55pm

I once had a chicken tikka sandwhich, got stoned off some bad ****, went back to school and threw up 3 times in the hallway, it was all bright yellow and really, really chunky:P

flyingoutside · 08-08-2008 5:58pm

castie wrote: »

No was too busy trying to get served. I didnt have the heart to tell her.

Would love to see the moment she realised

Kipperhell · 08-08-2008 6:36pm

This was a long time ago but...

Was in the Zoo Bar and we were only 16 or 17 and had spent all our money. We happened to be sitting at the end of the bar and it was around the time a pile of people head to night clubs. Loads of people suddenly leave in a hurry.
This results in a lot of half drunk drinks around. Where we were sitting happened to be where the bar staff were putting the drinks to throw them out on the other side of the bar. The dares started and we weren't drunk enough. We each grabbed the best looking drinks there and they were fine. Yes that is pretty disgusting in itself.
Then somebody put what looked like a full long Island Ice Tea down, in fairness we all reached for it but one guy grabbed it and downed straight away. Then his face went green. He spat out a half smoked ciggy. He then puked all over the bar and at least two other butts came up.
We promptly left dragging the fountain of puke with us. He eventually stopped and we were getting the night link home but as we were going down the stairs he then up chucked all over three people in front of us. He had puked so much it was no longer puke but bile.

I have on more than one occasion seen somebody puke into somebody else's mouth while I worked in a student bar.

Jimbo · 08-08-2008 6:38pm

Im not sure I want to go out this weekend after all this talk

Flamed Diving · 08-08-2008 6:45pm

I saw a girl taking a piss on the street once. The strange this was she had her pants and knickers down, but was sitting down on the pavement while she was doing it. So there was a puddle of piss surrounding her and going all over her pants and hands. This was right outside the nightclub after closing time, with at least a hundred people in full view.

Classeeeeeee

Jimbo · 08-08-2008 6:58pm

You'd pay for that kind of action on the internetz

Duff · 08-08-2008 7:00pm

Victor wrote: »

Sometimes, powerhoses are a must.

One of my mates did that before in a student bar in Sligo, Just stood at the bar and began pissing, pissed all over a seat and some fellas jeans and to top it all off, he orderd a pint while doing so!

Third_Echelon · 08-08-2008 8:20pm

Holsten wrote: »

Girls pissing in the street... it's Manky at it's highest level.

I used to live in temple bar, so I saw this all the time. I've actually seen more girls doing this than blokes, which is quite scary...

Worst I ever saw though was a girl taking a dump outside the vat house/blooms in temple bar. Only thing was though, it wasn't closing time... well it must have been for her though. It was lunchtime for everyone else

Walks across the street. Whips down the kaks... Takes a slash then she starts with the dumpin'... quite horrible to witness actually. Put me right off my lunch

AckwelFoley · 08-08-2008 8:54pm

Mankist thing i ever seen at throwing out time was a girl name Bernie, an english bird.. about 40.. i puked on her outside the pass machine in temple bar... then she brought me back to herhotel and i let nature take its course...

... i curled up in the foetal position and started crying in case she wanted me to fcuk her.

Victor · 08-08-2008 9:06pm

Duff wrote: »

One of my mates did that before in a student bar in Sligo, Just stood at the bar and began pissing, pissed all over a seat and some fellas jeans and to top it all off, he orderd a pint while doing so!

I meant for cleaning!

Duff · 08-08-2008 10:40pm

Victor wrote: »

I meant for cleaning!

shenanigans1982 · 08-08-2008 10:53pm

Not quite at closing time but sat there in shock with my mate as a guy took a **** down the back of a bus......complete with noises of relief.

HouseHippo · 08-08-2008 11:02pm

Outside Club M,some girl getting shagged up the bum,she stopped to puke all over the guys shoes, finished, then they continued shagging. I walk a different way to the night link now.....

HouseHippo · 08-08-2008 11:03pm

snyper wrote: »

Mankist thing i ever seen at throwing out time was a girl name Bernie, an english bird.. about 40.. i puked on her outside the pass machine in temple bar... then she brought me back to herhotel and i let nature take its course...

... i curled up in the foetal position and started crying in case she wanted me to fcuk her.

My god...

you must be ashamed of yourself.....turning down a fcuk like that

Lockstep · 08-08-2008 11:06pm

HouseHippo wrote: »

Outside Club M,some girl getting shagged up the bum,she stopped to puke all over the guys shoes, finished, then they continued shagging. I walk a different way to the night link now.....

Pics?

HouseHippo · 08-08-2008 11:08pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Pics?

None im afraid...
I did have a video of some girl getting by done by two guys in the toilet of Eamonn Dorans...Im was going to submitt it to the garda of course

brucer24! · 08-08-2008 11:12pm

mankiest thing ive seen wasnt at closing time it was in the terrace in semple stadium during a cork munster final..a guy came and stood in front of us,he was twisted.first he started puking over the barrier onto the back of an old women then he started pissing everywhere,fell into it..even though we were shouting at them to move nobody infront of the barrier did so they all got covered with his piss+puke...disgusting!!

HouseHippo · 08-08-2008 11:16pm

I seen a girl preforming what is known as a snowball......

She sucks a guy off, gets his sperm in her mouth.....

wanders off(sperm still in mouth) Finds another guy, goes in for the kiss and...

administers big dirty spunk injection right in his mouth...

Some will ask does this make him gay?
Apparently quite the trend at the spawell under 18's

brucer24! · 08-08-2008 11:21pm

snowballing...must be an under 18s club trend..quite the trend in a cork underage club aswell!

Mankiest thing you've seen at throwing out time? [No pics!]

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