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Mankiest thing you've seen at throwing out time? [No pics!]
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08-08-2008 2:53am#1
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One night as we we clearing everyone out of a club is used to work the door for we noticed one of the cubicals was locked. All good we thought, open the door and wake the dude up, then send him on his way.
When we opened the door the smell that hit us was RANK. I don't know how the **** this guy did what he did, he must have been spinning in the air or something because there was puke and crap EVERYWHERE.
I mean up the walls and all over the guy....it was ****ed up.
Grabbed him by the ankles and slide him down the fire stairs nearly puking the whole way.
Rank bastard.
LOL
I'll be more careful next time !
Projectile vomitting on my train back from Holland to Berlin wasn't the greatest experience in the world....at least I attempted to clean the bathroom up. Horrible.0 -
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When we opened the door the smell that hit us was RANK. I don't know how the **** this guy did what he did, he must have been spinning in the air or something because there was puke and crap EVERYWHERE.
I mean up the walls and all over the guy....it was ****ed up.
Grabbed him by the ankles and slide him down the fire stairs nearly puking the whole way.
Rank bastard.
Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.
Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo
Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.0 -
Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.
Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo
Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.
lmao
post of the day, has to be!
classic.
literally crying laughing here
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Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.
Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo
Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.
It was you wasn't it, you sorry excuse for a human being!!:pac:0 -
Similiar experience though I wasn't working in the nite-club. I went for a piss at the urinals when next thing this ferocious smell hit me, I mean, it was unbelievable. It was like all the oxygen was sucked out of the club. Anywho, I finish up strangling the worm and turn around to bouncer pissing himself laughing at a cubicle. I asked him what he was laughing at, he kicks open the door and the next thing I saw put me straight off my drink.
Like the guy Dragan mentioned, this guy must've been flipping and spinning all over the place. It was certainly a sight to behold!! There was nothing but shìt and vomit running down the walls, big brown handprints smeared everywhere, the toilet bowl on the outside covered in vomit, the inside of the bowl overflowing with stained toilet paper, and a pair of boxers covered in a thick layer of brown goo
Unbelievable!! The black guy in the toilets who does the fragrances was to told to clean it up but when he saw it he roared out: "AH AM KNOT CLEANING TAT UP!!!!" Poor guy.
Absolutely classic 0 -
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