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Mankiest thing you've seen at throwing out time? [No pics!]

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    #122
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    AFC_1903 wrote: »
    Not drunken but I distinctly remember when I was at school all the boys in the school were taken, a class at a time to view a poo someone had done. It was in a cubicle, on the floor, just in front of the toilet. And then being asked "Was that you?"!

    Imagine how funny this was to us!
    Funny anyway, but when you're about 7 years old poo is even funnier! :D


    Something so similar happened at my school. Someone went to the toilet and did diarrhoea everywhere. The toilet was full and totally blocked, it had dribbled over the seat and floor, been sprayed onto the toilet lid and the wall. The teachers asked in assembly who it was, but strangely enough nobody owned up. So the school introduced toilet monitors. In other words, kids had to take turns to stand outside the toilets during every break time and inspect the toilets after each person had been, to be sure to catch anyone who left such a mess again.


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    #123
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    a friend of mine works in a bar where they empty the drip tray out the back at the end of the night, and he swears that theres always drunks there asking them for it!

    also i seen an irish international soccer player eating taco chips off the ground while waiting for a taxi one night!


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    #124
    Scram
    Registered Users Posts: 683 ✭✭✭Scram


    Jeezes the stuff ive read above is brutal. Cant folks hold there drink? I cant imagine having to work in a place where people have been sick like that.


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    #125
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    count me in for that photo! :eek:


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    #126
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Yeah, if the photo is hosted, just pm the link, then anyone who has it can pass it on rather than continue to harass poor aul fajitas.


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    #127
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Sent to Marcus Aurelius.

    he can continue the job.


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    #128
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    :)

    This is going to be interesting :)


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    #129
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    photo this way pls.

    it's for a friend you see. ehh


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    #130
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »
    If Fajitas says yes, I'll send you it on, for being so manly! :pac:

    Yeah, I've had comments made about my manliness before.
    My doctor even told me I should be careful I don't impregnate women just by looking at them.


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    #131
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Joe Cool wrote: »
    Yeah, I've had comments made about my manliness before.
    My doctor even told me I should be careful I don't impregnate women just by looking at them.

    That's far too manly to see the photo then I'm afraid!


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    #132
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    That's far too manly to see the photo then I'm afraid!

    Is there a woman in the photo? Giving birth to a massive poo doesn't count.
    Show him!


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    #133
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    That's far too manly to see the photo then I'm afraid!

    I am flattered, sir.

    Not sure how manly is it to want to see this abomination but time makes fools of us all.

    Now, where has my Mooncup™ gotten to?


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    #134
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Worked in the UCD student bar for a while in college.

    Ususally did afternoon shifts but one night was working til closing.

    Got asked to clean the ladies. I point blank refused.

    5 cubicles overflowing with píss, shít and period. Still in counselling.


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    #135
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I jsut got sick in my bin.

    Goodnight all :o


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    #136
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    ok where is the pic? links, pm's all greatfully accepted


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    #137
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Oh sweet jesus christ TB!

    Ehh - what were you doing in a pub on Xmas Day bold boy?


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    #138
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    christmas day is a day o drinkin in WIT in december....its not actually 25th december!


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    #139
    JBoyle4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭JBoyle4eva


    If anyone else goes to NUI Maynooth, I can remember one night in the SU when the Antartic Monkeys cme playing (was April, I think) and this huge smell came over the venue.

    I walked out to the foyer and a mate said someone threw up inside the crowd....and then a second contributed to the pile.

    Have to say, the smell was vile. Just goes to show the circulation is pretty poor in the venue


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    #140
    Gillo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    I'll take that picture if anyone has it:D

    Not at throwing out time, but I used ot work itn teh Lowe Alipne shop in Temple Bar years ago and one day came across two junkies in the emergency doorway of the Temple Bar Music Centre having a shag. It wasn't even a discrete shag they were going at it like crazy, looked like really passionate sex.


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    #141
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


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    #142
    Bros123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 682 ✭✭✭Bros123


    Can someone PLEASE send me on that pic as well!!!:eek::P


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    #143
    the immortals
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭the immortals


    about 3 or 4 weeks ago me and my mate saw a guy get sick on a girl who was giving him a blowjob, this was across the road from hogans pub in town, i laughed so much my jaws hurt


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    #144
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Once had a girl puke JD and coke all over my genetalia. She was a dog though. She did not re-injest her mess though.:mad:


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    #145
    joe316
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭joe316


    share the love, send it this way too please


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    #146
    dade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    I'll take a copy too

    mine is pretty lame actually. was in Frankfurt a few years ago and the morning after the night before while on the train a buddy of mine really needed a piss. so he off loaded in a 1.5 liter bottle and started to panic screaming from the other end of the train "Christ lads the bottles getting a tad full anyone else got an empty one?" well we all said no. so anyway he manages to put a lid on a warm bottle of piss and leaves it at the far end of the train.

    that is until the next stop when he decides to be nice and put it in the bin, so he runs off and dumps the piss in the bin and the doors start to close on the train. unfortunately he managed to get back on.


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    #147
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    No pictures are to be posted in this thread.
    STFU with the picture requests.


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    #148
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seeing my dinner in reverse last night with that viscious hangover wasn't the nicest thing in the world.

    Very tired in work now too atm :( , couldn't fall asleep at all last night! So I am just bobbing on my chair with the temptation of just sticking the head down and going asleep. Bad times :*(


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    #149
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Magpie! wrote: »
    Worked in the UCD student bar for a while in college.

    Ususally did afternoon shifts but one night was working til closing.

    Got asked to clean the ladies. I point blank refused.

    5 cubicles overflowing with píss, shít and period. Still in counselling.
    Definitely not going to UCD


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    #150
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    the immortals wrote: »
    about 3 or 4 weeks ago me and my mate saw a guy get sick on a girl who was giving him a blowjob, this was across the road from hogans pub in town, i laughed so much my jaws hurt
    Ah man I drink in Hognas and I missed that :(
    Doubt ill get a chance to see that again


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    #151
    Jugs82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 627 ✭✭✭Jugs82


    Was at a 21st down the country a good few years back

    we were on the way home, about 4 or 5 of you at around 5 or 6 ish from some house party and one guy (didnt know him very well) spots some milk churns waiting to collected...

    He hops up on one and has a dump - took me a while to trust milk/dairy products again....

    I had erased it from my mind but reading this thread brought it all back


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