tgdaly wrote: »
Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".
RobbingBandit wrote: »
Homer: We're here We're Queer we don't want anymore Bears...Lenny: Hey Homer, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?Homer: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.
Loafing Oaf wrote: »
Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Snyder!
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well actually replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
EagererBeaver wrote: »
Belt of scotch?
Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!
I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my
bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. I want you to treat
Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Now here's Mr. Black.
They laugh at me? I'd always considered myself rather popular... My speed with numbers? My years of service as a hall monitor? My prize winning dioramas? These things mean nothing to them?
Groundskeeper Willie: Alright, now what's so fire great about your fancy pants leader?
Homer: The leader knows all and sees all!!!
Willie: Uh, well that is impressive.
Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet.
Willie: Oh, this leader, he sounds like a grand fella.
Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here.
Willie: WOULD YOU SHUT UP WOMAN!!! HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME LEADER!!!
And I have to include a gag from our own Dara O'Briain on this selfsame topic
"Oh, but they're [the Chinese] so wise. They have one word for 'crisis' and 'opportunity'." Yes, but they also have one word for 'China' and 'Tibet' and it's 'China', so f**k them.
Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.