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B.A._Baracus

“There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.”

*kicks down door, opens up with a machine gun*

tgdaly

Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.

Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD-changer in my trunk, eh? Idiot.

Hey, fun boys, get a room!

Loafing Oaf

Yeah, I really miss the old guy. It was all I could do to put on his jewels and score with his wife every night.

Gregor Samsa

Lisa: “We don’t have smoke alarms, but we’ve got a secret door?”

Homer: “Smoke is its own alarm.”

Loafing Oaf

tgdaly

Homer:Damage report, Mr. Moe.

Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.

Homer: Enough of what's out! What's in?

Moe: Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.

Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

Loafing Oaf

tgdaly

Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".

Loafing Oaf

Rawr

tgdaly wrote: »

Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".

Homer: Let the bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!

RobbingBandit

Homer: We're here We're Queer we don't want anymore Bears...

Lenny: Hey Homer, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?

Homer: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

Loafing Oaf

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Homer: We're here We're Queer we don't want anymore Bears...

Lenny: Hey Homer, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?

Homer: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

And on that note

Gay men : We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.

Lisa : You do this every year, we are used to it.

Beanntraigheach

Four score and seven years ago, we took the finest hops and barley to brew a refreshing full-bodied lager.

silliussoddius

Smithers, whose that goat legged fellow?

Loafing Oaf

talla10

tgdaly wrote: »

Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".

Homer; Ah not a bear in sight. The Bear patrol must be working overdrive.
Lisa; That's some specious reasoning, Dad
Homer; Thank you honey
Lisa (sighs); By your logic I could say this rock keeps tigers away
Homer; How does does it work?
Lisa; It doesn't work.
Homer; Uh-huh
Lisa; It's just a stupid rock. But I don't see any tigers around here do you?
Homer; Lisa, I want to buy your rock

silliussoddius

Oh, Andy Cap you wife beating drunk!

Loafing Oaf

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Snyder!
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well actually replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

paddylonglegs

Bart: I AM SO GREAT, I AM SO GREAT, EVERYBODY LOVES ME, I AM SO GREAT

EagererBeaver

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Snyder!
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well actually replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

Belt of scotch?

Loafing Oaf

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Belt of scotch?

silliussoddius

I've argued in front of every judge in the city, often as a lawyer.

Loafing Oaf

Wise Old Elf

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Belt of scotch?

It's 9:30 in the morning.

Yeah, but I haven't slept in days

Loafing Oaf

silliussoddius

Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!

I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my

bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. I want you to treat

Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Now here's Mr. Black.

Loafing Oaf

They laugh at me? I'd always considered myself rather popular... My speed with numbers? My years of service as a hall monitor? My prize winning dioramas? These things mean nothing to them?

Riddle101

Groundskeeper Willie: Alright, now what's so fire great about your fancy pants leader?

Homer: The leader knows all and sees all!!!

Willie: Uh, well that is impressive.

Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet.

Willie: Oh, this leader, he sounds like a grand fella.

Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here.

Willie: WOULD YOU SHUT UP WOMAN!!! HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME LEADER!!!

Loafing Oaf

And I have to include a gag from our own Dara O'Briain on this selfsame topic

"Oh, but they're [the Chinese] so wise. They have one word for 'crisis' and 'opportunity'." Yes, but they also have one word for 'China' and 'Tibet' and it's 'China', so f**k them.

silliussoddius

Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.