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  • This calls for an aggressive trading strategy.

    "Good idea, sir."

    Take 50% of my money, and put it in the blue chips- Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powders, U.S. Hay...and sink the rest into that up-and-coming Baltimore opera hat company.

    (I love any scene where burns talks like it's the 1920s, like when he says that in a car the right pedal is the velocitator and the left is the deceleratrix)




  • I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?




  • You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste




  • Ah! A candy shop. Yes. I'll take two pounds of Bristol's toffee. Oh, and don't wrap it too tightly. I'm hungry now. [the vending machine doesn't do anything] You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend.


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  • Homer: These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.

    Marge: Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN!

    I reckon the Movementarians episode is worthy of a thread of its own...




  • Homer: These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.

    Marge: Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN!

    I reckon the Movementarians episode is worthy of a thread of its own...

    And when IS this Movementarians thread?




  • And when IS this Movementarians thread?

    I fear the wrath of our Perfect Leaders the mods if I started such a niche thread...




  • Homer no function beer well without




  • I fear the wrath of our Perfect Leaders the mods if I started such a niche thread...

    And I for one welcome our current forum overlords.
    I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Boardsie, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground comment moderation caves.


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  • Homer no function beer well without

    Yeah I'll just post a few choice cuts from said episode in the current thread:
    Lisa Simpson: Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning.
    Bart Simpson: Yeah, maybe it'll wear off like his interest in CB radio.
    Homer Simpson: That's a negatory, good buddy!




  • (Homer, Bart and Lisa are tied up in a dark room with only a small dim light on)
    Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks, I promise you that.
    (Ned comes through the door, turns on the big light)
    Ned Flanders: Hey, I made some Rice Krispies Squares for our hungry deprogram-erinos.
    Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, man! You ruined the atmosphere, you daft pansy!
    Ned Flanders: Well, this is my rumpus room.
    Groundskeeper Willie: Don't call it that!




  • Free movie?! Out of my way jerkass!




  • And how much is this free weekend




  • Willie: What's so all-fire great about your fancy-pants Leader?
    Homer: The Leader sees all and knows all.
    Willie: Ooh, that is impressive!
    Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet.
    Willie: Oh, this Leader... He sounds like a grand fellow!
    Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here.
    Willie: Would you shut up, woman? He's talking about my Leader!




  • Lisa: Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type.
    Homer: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.




  • Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, fishing - I mean, Leader!




  • Marge: (to Homer) When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.




  • Marge? You're the Leader? You don't look anything like the beans!




  • Uh, do you happen to need a Messiah?


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  • The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn... is because there is no intergalactic spaceship. He's taken our money just so he can... build one hell of a spaceship!




  • The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. And now you know it.




  • Thankyou. Tonight I'd like to try something a liddle different. It's eh song I wrote while I was mopping up your dried blood and teeth...




  • Reverend Lovejoy pouring petrol over the altar
    “I didn’t think I’d have to do this again “




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  • Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!




  • Awww, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!




  • Peregrine wrote: »
    Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!

    Heavy sack beatings.


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  • Lisa Simpson : If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to escape!

    Homer Simpson : That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.

    Lisa Simpson : Never mind.


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