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    #9662
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name?! We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies?! For fun?! Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?.... except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroooom. Beeoop. Honkhonk. Heheheh. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."



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    #9663
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,648 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Cool! high tech security system!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNE4-vlHD6o

    Real humans won't uh, won't burn quite so fast, ah gwahey



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    #9664
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Principal Skinner: So we meet again, MAD Magazine.

    Bart: How do you know it's from MAD?

    Principal Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right...



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    #9665
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,727 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    "Still fits." "Small world, huh?" "It is. It really, really is."

    Untitled Image




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    #9666
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,821 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Knife Goes In, Guts Come Out

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



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    #9667
    tgdaly
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭tgdaly


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120777898#Comment_120777898

    Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs". But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy".



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    #9668
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭Rawr


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/121383886#Comment_121383886

    Homer: I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.

    [VOOOOM! POW! Rattatata!] Heh heh heh,

    Homer: Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.



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    #9669
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    image.png

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    #9670
    tgdaly
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭tgdaly


    Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.

    Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.

    Marge: Won't that warp him?

    Homer: My cousin Frank did it.

    Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.

    Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.



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    #9671
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Üter

    https://youtu.be/wXxVJucYSuI?si=D3jL9MJU6w20BOet


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