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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭ FlutterinBantam


    Tip of a claw hammer= problem solved!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭✭ KeithM89_old


    I call the big one bity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭ d.anthony


    That episode was the first time I'd ever heard the song 'Working Class Hero'... Brilliant song... Lennon's a legend


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 34,622 Mod ✭✭✭✭ AlmightyCushion


    *drops pen in ass crack*


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,179 ✭✭✭✭ super_furry


    Billy Mitchell just kissed that mad oul wan.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭ pablomakaveli


    *drops pen in ass crack*

    Dammit now i lost my train of thought.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,574 ✭✭✭ Daith


    One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭ bonerm


    Her sweet sweet can


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭ Earthhorse


    I still like him better than Steinbrenner.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,875 ✭✭✭ Burkatron


    Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,778 ✭✭✭✭ Busi_Girl08


    The mirror.....THE MIRROR!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler


    Yes Mr Scorpion.

    Dont call me Mr Scorpion Homer, its Mr Scorpio.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,839 ✭✭✭✭ galwayrush


    Originally Posted by AlmightyCushion
    *drops pen in ass crack*
    Dammit now i lost my train of thought.

    It was my ****ing pen.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,847 RoyalMarine


    homer: mmmmmmmmm 64 slices of american cheese...

    64... nyom..
    63... nyom..

    2... nyom..
    1....

    marge: homer have you been up all night eating cheese?
    homer: i think im blind..


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭ Rented Mule


    Teacher, my pee smells funny !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,778 ✭✭✭✭ Busi_Girl08


    The ring came off my pudding can :(


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,492 Mod ✭✭✭✭ xzanti


    Homer, you're burning our wedding albums..

    Oh Marge, quit livin in the past.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭ bonerm


    The ring came off my pudding can :(

    Take my pen knife, my good man


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler


    bonerm wrote: »
    Take my pen knife, my good man

    Is there a chance the track could bend?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭ bluto63


    krudler wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭ the purple tin


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!
    were you sent here by the devil?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭ Earthhorse


    were you sent here by the devil?
    Let's throw a brick-e mart!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭ allanb49


    were you sent here by the devil?

    no good sir i'm on the level


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,471 ✭✭✭✭ Super-Rush




  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler


    Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,903 Star Bingo


    ok here's the plan

    never require a visit to a dentist, ever. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 Links234


    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ElvisAP


    I shouldnt have stopped for that haircut


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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭ krudler


    Links234 wrote: »
    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

    NOTHING AT ALL!

    NOTHING AT ALL!

    Stupid sexy Flanders!


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