Dental plan!

Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.

Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD-changer in my trunk, eh? Idiot.

Hey, fun boys, get a room!

Lisa: “We don’t have smoke alarms, but we’ve got a secret door?”

Homer: “Smoke is its own alarm.”

Homer:Damage report, Mr. Moe.

Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.

Homer: Enough of what's out! What's in?

Moe: Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer.

Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Homer: We're here We're Queer we don't want anymore Bears...

Lenny: Hey Homer, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?

Homer: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

And on that note

Gay men : We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.

Lisa : You do this every year, we are used to it.

Smithers, whose that goat legged fellow?

tgdaly wrote: »

Kent Brockman: "A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment".

Homer; Ah not a bear in sight. The Bear patrol must be working overdrive.
Lisa; That's some specious reasoning, Dad
Homer; Thank you honey
Lisa (sighs); By your logic I could say this rock keeps tigers away
Homer; How does does it work?
Lisa; It doesn't work.
Homer; Uh-huh
Lisa; It's just a stupid rock. But I don't see any tigers around here do you?
Homer; Lisa, I want to buy your rock

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Snyder!
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well actually replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Lionel Hutz: Uh-oh! We've drawn Judge Snyder!
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well he's kinda had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well actually replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

Belt of scotch?

I've argued in front of every judge in the city, often as a lawyer.

Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!

I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my

bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Mr. Black. I want you to treat

Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Now here's Mr. Black.

Groundskeeper Willie: Alright, now what's so fire great about your fancy pants leader?

Homer: The leader knows all and sees all!!!

Willie: Uh, well that is impressive.

Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet.

Willie: Oh, this leader, he sounds like a grand fella.

Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here.

Willie: WOULD YOU SHUT UP WOMAN!!! HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME LEADER!!!

Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.